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Wix Ad: Boomers, Websites, and Porn Preferences
from Episode 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma) · #150
8 min
SponsorWix
A long Wix website sponsor read drifts into commentary on boomers as an ad demographic, then into Luke's porn preferences by race and orientation, feet fetish talk, and offers for people to promote themselves on the show via Wix signup.
- Tim identifies boomers as a huge ad demographic despite calling them moral deviants who raped and pillaged the country.
- Boomers won't use social media and need a website instead, as evidenced by Tim's aunt writing Trump posts on Facebook at 3 a.m. on Percocet.
- Tim promotes his website powered by Wix and lists upcoming standup dates for those who visit.
- Wix allows users to design sites with drag-and-drop AI that answers questions about what the website should look like.
- Tim offers 10% off Wix premium plans through his mailing list, with 90 seconds of show promotion as the reward for upgrading.
- Luke Crawford admits he doesn't have a website because he didn't know about Wix until Tim just mentioned it.
- Tim points out that when people watch porn, they go to a website, proving why Luke needs one.
- Luke explains he watches different porn depending on his dating situation—avoiding Black porn when he's dating a Black woman but wanting white girl porn since living in Boston.
- Tim asks Luke about gay porn preferences, leading to Luke describing a cross-player discovery theme with 18-year-olds still in high school.
- Tim defends Dan Cook's 19-year-old girlfriend, dismissing concerns about age gaps.
- The conversation turns to foot fetishes, with Tim asking if Luke likes dude feet.
- Tim suggests Luke's friends from Buffalo are desperate and might need money, offering to potentially pay them.
- Tim jokes about people visiting his Wix site to get paid by him for sexual acts.
- Tim pivots from the feet sketch back to serious topics, saying he's not kidding about Nazis being real.
- Tim complains about having to pitch Wix every week and mentions losing his maple syrup sponsorship.
- Tim confirms the maple syrup sponsor bailed on him after he was doing well selling the product.
- Tim closes with a final call to visit his Wix site, upgrade the premium plan, send a screenshot, and get three minutes on the show to promote ideas that probably won't work.