ad · moment 14 of 29
Wix Ad: Beyonce Has a Website
from Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas) · #148
5 min
SponsorWix
A sponsor read for Wix website builder that drifts into jokes about needing a website to be a legitimate content creator, mocking Beyonce comparisons and pitching a bit where fans can buy premium plans to get three minutes of airtime on the show.
- Websites are so yesterday; everyone's on Instagram now.
- Tim questions why Beyoncé even has a website if nobody's using them anymore.
- If you're in sales, entrepreneurship, music, or comedy, you need a website to consolidate your social media and content.
- Professional web designers charge $1,500, which most people trying to build an audience can't afford during the acquisition phase.
- Tim's pitch: a website is literally the only thing holding back your success right now.
- Everyone at coffee shops pretends to be an expert on Venezuela while Tim admits he has no idea what's actually happening there.
- Tim would support Maduro if he funded digital murder; the real problem is Maduro doesn't have a Wix site for PR.
- Tim offers a deal: sign up through his site and you can come on the show for three minutes to pitch your idea.
- Listeners who prove they bought Wix through his link get guaranteed airtime to pitch their project on the podcast.