Companies/restaurant
Subway
2018-07-12, 1 mention2019-09-29, 1 mention2020-11-22, 1 mention2023-08-10, 1 mention2024-08-17, 3 mentions2024-08-24, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He consistently treats Subway as the worst-smelling, least-loved fast food option, comparing the bread smell to a wet sneaker and joking that the bread itself contains yoga-mat plastic 1:11:16 48:11. His fullest teardown insists nobody actually likes it — it's "moving day food," something endured rather than craved, propped up for fifteen years by a health-food myth he calls a scam that's finally collapsing 18:50 23:11. He also runs a recurring bit that its ubiquity at highway rest stops makes it the unofficial restaurant of human traffickers 15:00 1:00.
Every Reference (8)
"I know guy who owns who's like he's a franchise owner so what subway? Do you man you guys did once? Maybe we'll get them on what subway"
Tour Dates, Plugs, and Wanting an Architect or Bridge Engineer Guest — How Did We Lose This Country+204s into the segment"subway way smells like they're baking a sneaker in there why does the bread baking process smell like it's like a sneaker that's been left out in the rain"
"right next to the subway drive-thru because subway made the very smart decision of letting people get handed a foot long hero through a window if they didn't want to get out of their car"
The Deep Covid Clean, the Meth Maid at CVS, and the Onion Rings Guy at Dairy Queen — #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show+220s into the segment"exactly as well there's a lot there's plastic in the yoga mats at Subway I know I'm sorry there's yoga mat plastic in the bread yoga yeah"
The Manufactured Tradition of Shark Fin Soup — The Great Shark Debate | The Tim Dillon Show #356+67s into the segment"Subway the most popular restaurant in America if you look at real estate holdings meaning they have more I I mean is Subway bigger than McDonald's yes yes Subway has more restaurants in McDonald's and subway now is in crisis"
Subway Is Human Trafficker Food — Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405+53s into the segment"Subway Subway is not anyone's favorite f food there's not one person you've"
Subway: The Full Teardown, Fast Food Nostalgia, and Doughbrick's Pizza — Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405+2s into the segment"ended up being a pedophile Subways lasted a lot longer than anyone thought it would the idea that"
Ibotta and Game Time Ad Reads — Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405+1s into the segment"be like a live stream it would just be like a crazy live stream Subways declining yeah I mean Chick-fil-A is cuz it's got that brand"
Imagining Chick-fil-A's Actual Shows — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+489s into the segment