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Helix Mattress and Ultra Energy Pouches Ad Reads
from Trump’s Bimbos, Live-Streamed Executions, & Crumbl Cookies | The Tim Dillon Show #517 · #517
2 min
SponsorUltra
Tim reads ads for Helix mattresses (personal endorsement of his own mattress) and Ultra nicotine-free energy pouches.
- Tim claims all his mattresses are Helix and that guests always say they're the greatest ever.
- Nobody wants to walk through an abandoned mall while some freak watches you lay down on a mattress.
- Tim pitches Ultra Energy Pouches and claims people desperately need nicotine pouches every 15 minutes to feel normal.
- Ultra energy pouches combine caffeine, L-theanine, and B vitamins for a compounding energy effect lasting 30 to 60 minutes.
HelixUltra PouchesDak PrescottJoe Burrow