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Helix Sleep Mattress Ad (with an O.J. Simpson Detour)

from #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show · #215

3 min

SponsorHelix Sleep

He promotes Helix's mattress quiz and customization options, then jokes that better sleep might have prevented O.J. Simpson from allegedly killing his wife.

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  • Tim says smoking cigarettes was a mistake he'll regret, but nicotine lozenges have actually helped him quit.
  • The anxiety of choosing a mattress is real—you never know if a hotel or friend's bed will be good.
  • Helix lets you take a quiz and design your own mattress based on firmness, sleep position, and personal preference.
  • Bad sleep ruins everything: your thinking, productivity, work, home life, and relationships all suffer.
  • Tim took the Helix quiz and was matched with the exact mattress model he wanted.
  • The 100-night risk-free trial and 10-year warranty remove all anxiety from buying a mattress.
  • If O.J. Simpson had gotten a good night's sleep, he wouldn't have killed his wife—or so Tim's logic goes—though he maintains O.J. is innocent.
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