rant · moment 18 of 27
Andrew Collin's Florida Summary and Chelsea Handler's DNR
from #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show · #171
4 min
Tim reads a friend's darkly funny summary of Florida (Medicare fraud, Casey Anthony, Terry Schiavo) and riffs into a bit about having a DNR triggered specifically by Chelsea Handler getting another Netflix deal, imagining her apologizing for American history.
- Tim reads Andrew Collin's summary of Florida: Medicare fraud, Tom Petty, horse shit, face-eating stories, fake tits, nice muscles, fried Gator, and throwing old people down stairs.
- Florida's best people include Casey Anthony and the Terry Schiavo case, where her husband kept her alive as a vegetable while fighting to let her die.
- Tim has a DNR that specifies if Chelsea Handler gets another Netflix deal, he should not be resuscitated.
- Chelsea Handler walking through Gaza apologizing for calling poor people rats and discussing her privilege from her Bel Air house.
- Tim imagines Chelsea Handler apologizing for every historical atrocity America committed: Tuskegee, systemic racism, the Tuskegee Airmen, MK-Ultra experiments.
Andrew ColinTerry SchiavoChelsea HandlerFloridaFox NewsCasey AnthonyGazaNetflixNikki Glaser