Places/place
Miami
2018-09-13, 1 mention2019-05-19, 1 mention2019-07-08, 1 mention2019-10-27, 1 mention2021-04-04, 1 mention2021-04-11, 1 mention2021-05-02, 1 mention2021-05-09, 2 mentions2021-06-13, 1 mention2021-08-15, 1 mention2021-12-15, 2 mentions2022-07-17, 1 mention2022-11-06, 1 mention2022-11-20, 2 mentions2023-04-23, 1 mention2023-04-30, 1 mention2023-09-02, 1 mention2023-09-25, 1 mention2024-04-06, 1 mention2024-08-24, 1 mention2024-09-28, 2 mentions2025-11-08, 1 mention2025-11-29, 2 mentions2026-04-25, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He treats Miami as the city that got it right — a party with its tits out, superficial by design, and proud of it, which he contrasts favorably against Austin's failure and LA's fake sociopathy 1:07:26 31:37 14:05. He says outright he loves it, jokes about moving there and dressing like a Miami music manager, and even says the place is too fun to write jokes about because there's no angst to push against 1:10:31 47:39 1:01:31.
That affection curdles a little once the cost of living comes up — he calls Miami the most expensive city in America and blames Californians for making it worse while still insisting he loves it 42:51. Elsewhere it's mostly scenery: a backdrop for South Beach body-positivity riffs, bitcoin conference ads he did, and asides about wealthy people who treat it like an ATM rather than a country 1:00 22:28 49:31 59:20.
Tagged
- Yes or yes"that's [ __ ] crazy mom um no where else would i go dude i love miami dude i mean i'm just trying to get you to move to miami i want"
Every Reference (29)
"Like Kevin Costner? Something, yeah. I just pictured myself in Miami at the bar, talking to a girl and telling her I was a Secret Service"
"gas out of his Rock and they've gone up to dinner Manhattan or Miami hasn't that always been the case though even to antics time in"
No Shared National Identity Left — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+47s into the segment"gonna come out here ever for Twitter to Los Angeles yeah no to Miami so we could go outside Epstein's yeah we got us a couple of crossbows"
The Ideal Epstein Outcome and a Hot Air Balloon Stakeout of David Geffen's House — Emergency Broadcast - Mullen / Dillon / Epstein+8s into the segment"Florida which is like Palm Beach Boca that [ __ ] Fort Lauderdale Miami and then the west coast where I was which is like Tampa st."
East Coast vs West Coast Florida and the Uber Driver's Divorce Story — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+8s into the segment"it's going to be the biggest event in bitcoin history now what if i continue to tell you that event will happen in miami florida on june 4th and 5th"
Bitcoin 2021 Conference Ad and Speaker Lineup Confusion — #246 - I Love The CIA (with Whitney Webb) | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"life is hell and there's just something nice about that flo not miami either not that [ __ ] i don't want to go there i'm not trying"
TV Networks Doing 'Urban Night' Before Shutting Down — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"if i continue to tell you that the event was going to happen in miami florida on june 4th and 5th and that i tim dillon was going to"
Bitcoin 2021 Conference Announcement — #250 - The New Shepard | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"yeah i mean where are you i'm in south beach man in miami the party here is intense and uh you know obviously it's miami"
South Beach Body Positivity Gone Too Far — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"spanish when we were infiltrating you haven't been down here to miami no i've been to new orleans as close as i've been i've never been"
"Work Fat" vs Regular Fat: Cuban Physiology Theories — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"here and uh culture really matters the culture of a city matters miami's a party never turn miami in anything that's not a party how dare"
City Cultures: Miami, New Orleans, New York, L.A., and Austin — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+16s into the segment"drive around this country enough the new yorks and chicagos and miami and la these are the anomaly the vents can we just take them because"
Flint, Ghost Towns, and Relocating Dying American Cities — #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show+120s into the segment"truly afro-latino I'm not apologizing for it anymore I I love Miami they like me too they don't give a [ __ ] people asses are out"
Afro-Latino Ben Character Bit and Miami vs. Austin — #280 - Nervous Neurotic Animal | The Tim Dillon Show+215s into the segment"Miami is white marble floors and cocaine people trying to [ __ ] each"
Bad Austin Hookup Stories and Dating Scene — #280 - Nervous Neurotic Animal | The Tim Dillon Show"that's [ __ ] crazy mom um no where else would i go dude i love miami dude i mean i'm just trying to get you to move to miami i want"
"lot of people left yeah so people went to Nashville they went to Miami they went to Austin they you know and some of them are doing both"
Landing in LA: The Sadness and the Androgynous Cowboys — Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322+132s into the segment"what do you think is going on with Miami all right hold on I just gotta make sure okay yeah go ahead Miami I like it down there it's warm Coke Paradise the future of crypto the crypto Hub"
The Trump Brand, Algorithms, and Blaming Parents Instead of Platforms — Two Greatest Minds of The Century (Gary Vaynerchuk) | The Tim Dillon Show #324+169s into the segment"right and I I was fascinated by people's delusion on that yeah Miami is a great place to visit and that's Austin it's all of them right"
Miami and Austin Hype vs. New York Reality, and Closing Advice to Sam Bankman-Fried — Two Greatest Minds of The Century (Gary Vaynerchuk) | The Tim Dillon Show #324+36s into the segment"well I feel like it's awesome I'm dressed like a music manager in Miami who just got my artist out of jail and I'm like yeah my order is"
California vs. New York Fashion and Playing a Rap Manager — Small Talk with Colin Quinn | The Tim Dillon Show #343+27s into the segment"Beach now but the red there is a rest of it now obviously that Miami is great and I'm kidding the West Coast Tampa and Saint Pete oh"
The Dismembered Uber Eats Driver in Florida — The New Braveheart | The Tim Dillon Show #344+21s into the segment"Miami is the most it's like the most expensive city in America I know it's become a little unbearable and I love Miami so I hate to say that yeah Miami's become so expensive that people just can't they're just diving into the ocean"
Austin and Miami Cost of Living Crisis, Californians Ruining Everything — A Victimless Crime with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show #359+60s into the segment"you housing um New York City uh 11 000 Asylum Seekers went to Miami 15 000 went to LA no one even noticed uh 15 000 went to Houston"
Wealthy Progressives Whispering About Their Block — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362+5s into the segment"way I see a ton of I have a Bentley and I see tons of Bentley in Miami and Beverly Hills and the NorthShore of Long Island there's Bentley's"
Bentley Blames Low Sales on 'Emotional Sensitivity' — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+106s into the segment"attention and can look at things and go this is probably you know in Miami right now all of these luxury uh clothing brands and car companies"
Luxury Branded Towers in Miami — The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts | The Tim Dillon Show #406+29s into the segment"natural what about the meth I went and I looked at a condo in Miami the other day it was by this bridge this bridge I forget the name"
Young People in Florida Are Meant to Die Tragically — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+132s into the segment"because of popular demand at 9:30 p.m. will you can see us in Miami November 7th through the 9th and then uh Oxnard we move the dates"
Tour Dates and Sign Off — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+30s into the segment"most popular realtor in South Florida. They're going to live in Miami and go to foam parties at Marco Rubio, which isn't gay. It's just"
Cold Open: Alien Tech and Foam Parties in Miami — Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown | The Tim Dillon Show #469+30s into the segment"Lamborghini. Okay. I don't Is that all anyone wants is to just live in Miami and have a Lamborghini? It's like a horrible life. This is people"
Miami Lamborghini Life Is Fake Happiness — Wicked?, A Terrible Life, & The Golden Age Of Travel | The Tim Dillon Show #472+137s into the segment"How wouldn't it be cool if I lived in Miami with an Only Fans [ __ ] and we snorted Aderal and then someone kidnapped me because I have crypto."
Bullied by Nine-Year-Olds on a J.Crew Commercial Shoot — Wicked?, A Terrible Life, & The Golden Age Of Travel | The Tim Dillon Show #472+51s into the segment"bones in your face. You want to go to Miami. THERE'S NO TAXES IN MIAMI. YOU WANT TO LIVE A certain type of life that you see on Instagram"
The Dying Unipolar World and the New Feudal Tech Oligarchy — The Palantir Manifesto & My Manifesto | The Tim Dillon Show #493+687s into the segment