Places/place
Texas
2016-09-06, 1 mention2017-04-11, 1 mention2017-05-02, 1 mention2017-09-03, 1 mention2018-08-30, 1 mention2018-11-09, 1 mention2019-05-26, 2 mentions2019-06-30, 1 mention2020-03-01, 1 mention2020-05-03, 1 mention2020-07-19, 1 mention2020-09-20, 1 mention2020-10-04, 2 mentions2020-11-08, 1 mention2021-02-21, 1 mention2021-03-07, 1 mention2021-04-11, 2 mentions2021-05-09, 1 mention2021-08-15, 1 mention2021-09-05, 1 mention2021-09-26, 1 mention2021-10-17, 1 mention2022-01-29, 1 mention2022-03-27, 1 mention2022-04-24, 1 mention2022-05-08, 1 mention2022-05-29, 2 mentions2022-12-25, 1 mention2023-04-09, 1 mention2023-05-14, 1 mention2024-01-27, 1 mention2025-03-06, 1 mention2025-03-22, 1 mention2025-07-06, 1 mention2026-01-31, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He treats Texas as the obvious alternative to a collapsing LA and New York, describing it as somewhere he and Ben keep talking about actually moving to 34:27 1:10:31. He says outright that he likes Texas a lot and floats it alongside Florida as an escape hatch from the coasts 1:09:15 0:00. The audiences there get singled out as better than a good night in Nashville 34:27. But the fondness comes with mockery — he calls the death penalty "real Texas justice" 9:42, and treats the state's abortion bounty law as an example of the same appetite for extremity 54:26. He tells the Rangers game story as proof the state's covid bravado, full capacity with no masks, coexisted with pointless distancing rules like banning walking on escalators 1:29. When the Texas ice storm knocked out the grid, he blamed the Rogan/Musk-driven influx for straining a state that likes to talk tough 0:32.
Every Reference (39)
"strip club it's a big culture down there so that also in uh... texas is yet if the song that perhaps on the uh... is is like a banger"
"But, listen, it's gonna be wild, it's gonna be fun. People in Texas are great. San Antonio improv, May 3rd through 7th, it'll be a"
"still do that. No, they can't they can't physically hit the kids Texas They might be able to is that true. I don't know. I think I'm going"
"saying may face life in prison for some of this looting. It's Texas. I mean, they're not fucking around You're gonna put someone on"
"you, I don't know. I like Texas, I've always liked Texas. I like Texas. Would you go to like an Austin or maybe more of like a? No, Dallas,"
Where to Live: Texas, Corporal Punishment, and the Elephant Painting — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+28s into the segment"People just hate Ted Cruz. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. When did Texas go Republican? But he's a great, he's a good debater, Ted Cruz."
Texas's Republican History and the Southern Strategy — America's Election Headquarters+11s into the segment"her get get you know ray fogged up okay you know and today in Texas they actually executed a person for a crime that took place twenty-one"
Comedy Club Days, Aunt Becky, and Texas Executions — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+103s into the segment"the funny thing about Austin it's like liberal but it's still Texas so you never know where to go with this ya ever know how far I"
Not Voting and Trump as the South's Con Man — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)+71s into the segment"crazy families did you have a crazy family in in Texas and yeah and Tuscola I mean it was a lot of you know math and just"
Cactus Jack Daniels and Texas Deer Feed Wars — 154 - The 3 AM Episode"would just be like what is this place you do they have them in Texas yeah absolutely yeah everywhere yeah I mean it's a mall they're"
Noses, Highborn Faces, and Jews Running the World — #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show+19s into the segment"and it was in the state of Texas he could have showed up with his fiance and guns because they you know they're really only accountable to the Lord"
Fox's Celebrity Watch Party and the Illuminati Theory — #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"coast of florida do i end up in florida in some swamp i don't know texas i like texas a lot too you know new york has fallen uh people just"
Considering Leaving LA for Texas or Florida — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"i don't know where we're gonna end up i don't know ben is from texas he's ready to go back there he's ready to go back get baptized"
California's High Taxes and Ben's Texas Baptism Fantasy — #218 - Fake Business | The Tim Dillon Show+122s into the segment"been good we sold out six shows they have not been as amazing as Texas I've been really getting into Texas a lot of we're really thinking"
Nashville vs Texas, Thinking About Moving to Austin — #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"was I was kind of shocked at that so me and Ben might go back to Texas Ben's a Texas boy he grew up he grew up in the in in the Texas"
Not Going Back to New York Under de Blasio — #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show+121s into the segment"they were right he knows the darkness he knows what it is from texas they don't speak to each other they all just stare at the sky until"
Dan's Cult Childhood vs. Real Horror — #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show+34s into the segment"texas has been destroyed by snow uh god only knows what joe rogan and"
Family Texting During the Texas Snowstorm — #240 - Kendall v. Woody | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"Pennsylvania uh tonight, tomorrow and Sunday and then uh flying back to Texas which is healed hopefully from the snowstorm. Um"
Cold Open: Broadcasting from a Royersford Airbnb Dome — #242 - You're Money Now | The Tim Dillon Show+46s into the segment"united states in over 12 months yeah texas did it as a middle finger you know what was funny is that so it"
Full Capacity Texas Rangers Game but No Walking on Escalators — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"common sense are moving they're moving to austin they're moving to texas they're moving to dallas they're moving to fort worth they're moving"
Reasonable People Fleeing to Austin as Cities Die — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+33s into the segment"are taxing people out so they're all coming to fl to florida and texas and austin's hot and the tech people are so i'm hoping that the"
Buying a House That Appraised Below Asking Price — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+90s into the segment"where did you go to school like because some of them go to like texas christian academy of jesus you know well the weird thing is like"
The Doctor Goes Full Conspiracy: Horus, Gold, and Bitcoin — #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show+137s into the segment"in afghanistan and i don't agree that they banned abortion in texas at like 3 a.m and now they have this new law where you have to"
Australia's Lockdown Fanaticism and Boomer Tragedy Addiction — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+185s into the segment"cigarettes it looks like new york was one of the last to do it because texas was 75. that's why i never saw it growing up at all texas banned"
When New York Banned Smoking (and Texas Banned It First) — #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show+81s into the segment"big time you should have told me you got excited to go back to texas a little bit yeah you did because because people like you down"
Blaming His Wife for Moving to Texas — #273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show+10s into the segment"just people getting together to enjoy just the great state of texas and that to me is the most important thing it's a family place"
Fake Austin Tourism Ad Bit — #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show+90s into the segment"that uh joke there's a fat person she's tired people are angry texas has gone nuts they're like prosecuting transparent kids uh you"
Disney's Listening Tour and Abortion at Epcot — #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show+80s into the segment"where do you go you go to the texas wineries because that's what texas is known for wine going and drinking wine that's what texas is"
Wine Country, Scavenger Hunts, and Instagram Pigs — #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show+16s into the segment"federal protections for abortion going to be eliminated States like Texas maybe Louisiana places like that criminalizing abortion potentially"
Debating Late-Term Abortion After Roe — #297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"america for the next few months and and and since this shooting in texas is going to talk about guns yeah this is going to be uh or maybe"
Tim's Shooting Survivor Status and the Shooter's One-Man Show — #300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show+50s into the segment"that was three days ago half of deadliest u.s shootings were in texas oh it's weird it's really great you know it's weird when you go"
Austin as America's Only Safe Place (Debunked) — #300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas | The Tim Dillon Show+105s into the segment"in fresh water uh especially hot fresh water in uh places like Texas uh Arizona Nevada and the brain eating amoeba is swimming up your"
Brain-Eating Amoebas in Freshwater Lakes — The Christmas Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #328+59s into the segment"coming to La was a massive adjustment then I just think going to Texas was a little it was too much you are doing you do I I'm envious"
Alex Jones, Trump, and Caitlyn Jenner as the Most American Lives — An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341+65s into the segment"they're coming over the border. Because these border states like Texas are really doing with it. Can we bring them in Austin? Bring them"
Would Jesus Be a Twitter Loser? and the El Paso Priest's Salsa Reputation — Nugget Branding | The Tim Dillon Show #346+11s into the segment"is in a war he's locked in a war with the state government of Texas and I got to say I probably support Texas here I don't know what"
Texas Border Patrol on Horseback and the Whip/Lasso Debate — Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379+64s into the segment"going to work it's never going to work move to an uglier Place Texas is an ugly place it is Uggy but I don't know it's cheaper it is"
Karen Bass Recall and the Doomed Pacific Palisades — Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok | The Tim Dillon Show #434+51s into the segment"like I I don't like I feel like it is large like when I lived in Texas I was like they don't want us here and I don't want to be here"
Austin vs. New Orleans vs. New York — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436+115s into the segment"They have three kids in an old minivan and they're driving around Texas and it's 115 degrees and they're sweating and the food they bought"
Britain's Speech Police, the Patriot Act Parallel, and Wealth Flaunting Backlash — Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea | The Tim Dillon Show #451+810s into the segment"not a citizen, and if we give you voting rights, you'll just see Texas and many other states flip blue and be democratic states forever,"