The Dismembered Uber Eats Driver in Florida

• 2:32An Uber Eats driver was dismembered in Florida, a state Tim describes as 90% unlivable hell where biblical behavior occurs regularly.
• 3:22Chicago shootings are comprehensible — they're territorial — but Florida violence is incomprehensible: people dissolve bodies in bathtubs, choke pit bulls.
• 3:57Oscar Solas, a demonic MS-13 gang member on parole from Indiana, robbed and dismembered Randall Crook, a 60-year-old Uber Eats driver making his final delivery.
• 4:25Eli Roth should make a horror movie called 'The Final Delivery' about an MS-13 member who dismembers a driver in his home.
• 5:05Tim jokes about ordering delivery from a Mexican restaurant where the food shifted so much that guacamole ended up on the roof of the container.
• 5:33The gig economy is essentially a horror movie: workers are out hoping no one kills, eats, or maims them while drugs get more potent and dangerous people operate openly.
• 6:37Delivery drivers and Uber passengers face increased likelihood of ending up dead, reading about these murders all the time as they pick up or drop off strangers.
• 7:04Tim wonders if Uber Eats drivers get premonitions before they die — if they feel something in the pit of their stomach when they accept a delivery that might be their last.
• 7:26When the driver gets yanked into the customer's house, he's now 'in his lair, in the dungeon' — a pitch for telling kids to do their homework instead of working gig jobs.
• 7:37Schools should tell kids they could do Uber Eats, but warn them they might get yanked into the lair of an MS-13 guy who eats them.

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