Coast to coast

US states

California first, Florida whenever the news requires it.

California
“Dying in California in a fire makes sense dying in a flood is stupid it's like silly and it's like crazy to even admit people that that you know are affected by this don't even want to tell people how you died”
★★★★
Texas
“They're not a state because Elon Musk moved Tesla to Texas they're not a state because my good friend Joe Rogan has a comedy club there they are a state because when when when things get going they send out people on Horseback to whip the Mexican”
★★★★
Florida
“Florida's like I'm gonna dismember someone I'm gonna dissolve them in a bathtub uh I'm gonna choke a pit bull things you don't think about you know you don't think about someone choking a pit bull but people do and they do it in Florida”
★★★★
Arizona
“Those are the two largest demographic groups in Arizona people that are retired and people who are psychotic and that's a fun mix”
★★★
Connecticut
“You take a couple of Vicodin and you go antiquing on a Sunday in Connecticut and you have a warm lobster roll.”
★★★
New Jersey
“CBS Morning segment here on the mysterious New Jersey drones the growing concern over what are now dozens of unexplained mysterious drone sightings in the state of New Jersey”
★★★
Pennsylvania
“Remember this one time, we pick him up and we're heading to Pennsylvania and he's going through the Amish country and he's just talking”
★★
Minnesota
“And the people of Minnesota consistently vote for this type of [ __ ] They vote for defunding cops. They vote for making it easier for criminals. It's a disgusting place.”
★★
Wisconsin
“Of bars, so it doesn't slow me down in that aspect, but it's Wisconsin. Wisconsin you gotta Right Yeah, yeah really like seeing the”
★★
Ohio
“Chemicals whatever derailed as a train passed through the town on the Ohio Pennsylvania border officials conducted a controlled burn of this”
★★

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Each square is a year, 2016 to 2026. Darker means more episodes.