Companies/company
Monday.com
Tim’s take
His Monday.com reads are never really about the software — they're a launchpad for dark tangents: a secretly drinking businessman who shoves his wife 1:01:04, jokes about Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell 33:03, a fantasy moon resort staff he threatens to fire 51:45, and an extended bit telling the listener they're a friendless failure who'll be killed 1:29:56. The pitch itself barely changes — organize your business, stop missing emails, fire your slackers — but it's always the excuse rather than the point 1:10:04 59:27 21:47.
He eventually admits on air that he has no idea what the product actually does even after reading the ad, calling it just "peer-to-peer software" secondhand 19:58. There's no real opinion on Monday.com as a tool — it's shorthand he hangs jokes on, sometimes about his own disorganization 46:05, sometimes about hustle culture 59:27, and later just a name he drops in passing about jobs disappearing 5:36.
Every Reference (11)
"you know let's talk about Monday comm many of you out there are running a business and you know a lot of those businesses just"
Monday.com and the Secret Businessman Breakdown — 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car"it would be more the same so to avoid this you get Monday calm this platform is suitable for any sized team from two freelancers working"
"if you own a business you need software like Monday comm because it allows you very easily to keep track of everything that you're doing stay organized find files look looking through emails and finding [ __ ] is a nightmare"
"that's why I'm gonna use Monday comm because Monday comm keeps everybody in line okay there's nothing worse than looking for emails and yelling at people blaming people screaming that's not the way it's gonna be"
"folks I want to tell you about Monday comm it's a team management tool that will improve your office workflow Monday comm"
Monday.com Ad: Managing Losers and Slackers — 164 - Life In The Big City"about something that might help you in the future. It's called Monday.com. It's a team management tool that will improve your office workflow."
Monday.com and Ray's Failed Wedding Photography Business — 165 - Please Come Kill Us+30s into the segment"14-day trial Monday dot-com is a great business resource many of you have small companies that are failing and you don't know"
Monday.com Ad: You're a Failure and You'll Be Killed — #166 - You're A Disgrace | The Tim Dillon Show+6s into the segment"have Monday com Monday dot-com is a software tool that's engineered to help me and many others maximize our efficiency whether you are"
Monday.com Ad: Gary Vee, Hustling, and a Dead Woman's Phone — #167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show+203s into the segment"com helps you do is it as a software tool that helps you Oregon everything going on in your business it's intuitive flexible easy to stay organized and find files creates accountability"
"i remember when we were advertising monday.com and they got mad i'm like i don't know what he did i read the whole and i go i don't know what it is still i didn't know what it was monday.com i'm like i don't know what is it"
"Monday.com's workflow management platform in less than an hour. You know"
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