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Monday.com and Managing the Moon Resort Staff
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8 min
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Tim returns to the moon resort fantasy to pitch Monday.com as the software he'll use to keep his tropical lunar hotel's huge staff accountable, including fish tanks, room-service pets, and a breakfast buffet overlooking space.
- Tim plans to open a tropical resort on the moon with a rainforest theme, since Earth's rainforests are being burned.
- Monday.com keeps staff accountable and organized—essential for running a complex resort operation.
- Tim will fire employees at his moon resort if they mess up; he doesn't want to lose his mind screaming.
- The resort will have 800 guest rooms at $1 million per night, 200 suites at $5 million per night, and villas above that.
- He recalls working at a mortgage company where disorganized employees like Doreen would lose important emails.
- Fish tanks will provide creature comforts to make guests feel at home despite being on the moon.
- Guests can request dogs or cats to be sent to their room for an hour to pet and feel at home.
- Uber drivers who don't take his moon resort dream seriously get low ratings and Tim considers sabotaging their driving.
- Tim will tell his staff they're bound by waivers allowing him to remove them from the resort and send them into outer space for non-compliance.
- The resort will have a spectacular breakfast buffet with huge windows overlooking space stations so guests can eat waffles while admiring the view.
- Monday.com offers a free 14-day trial at the promotion code listed.