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Manscaped
Tim’s take
This is almost entirely ad copy, and he treats it that way — every read turns into an absurd tangent rather than a real pitch, whether it's comparing an unkempt lawn to ungroomed genitals 1:20:13, insisting balls are "the new dick" 1:16:17, or claiming trimmed pubes give you the confidence to expose yourself in public 1:07:21. He escalates the bit further than most sponsors get, at one point claiming the trimmer protects against STDs and pregnancy 20:24 and elsewhere folding it into vaccine and ventilator jokes 21:41.
Underneath the bit he does seem to actually use and prefer the product, repeatedly calling it better than the Norelco Body Groom, the only real competitor he acknowledges 51:18 42:54. The throughline across nearly every read is the same fear — nicking your nutsack with a bad trimmer — which he returns to as the product's whole reason for existing 38:18 31:47 1:19:32 23:04.
Every Reference (21)
"have children with because they have taken care of themselves." Manscaped has redesigned the electric trimmer. Their invention is the lawn"
"I'm saying is this. If you have a dick that you don't love, do Manscaped. Get yourself in the right deodorize your balls. Okay. Women"
Dick Size, Steak Metaphors, and the Manscaped Photo Contest — 159 - Bomb Disney World"they're trimmed get 20% off and free shipping with the code Tim at manscaped comm that's 20% off with Free Shipping at manscaped comm use"
"want to engage yeah support for the Tim Dylan show comes from manscaped manscape is the best and below the belt grooming manscape offers"
Living With a Divided Country and Manscaped Ad Begins — #173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon Show+166s into the segment"people like a nice hairless sack it's fun it's fun for a nicely manscaped is a perfect package and includes the crop preserver and anti"
Manscaped Continued: Show Your Dick at Thanksgiving — #173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon Show+25s into the segment"the man's cape perfect package 2.0 you know what's great about manscaped is you need this product it's not something you don't need you"
"but I guess he's just proud of what he's done so that's what manscaped is about it's about giving you the confidence to expose yourself"
Manscaped: Taking Your Dick Out at Work — #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show+59s into the segment"as you're using on your balls you dummy that's gross get the manscaped perfect package 2.0 this set has everything you need to keep"
"manscaped and you know what else is new the engineers at manscaped have spent the last 18 months crafting the perfect ball hair trimmer"
Manscaped: The Lawn Mower 3.0 — #185 - Stunning Estate | The Tim Dillon Show"it's like everybody's everybody's gonna die the engineers at manscaped have"
TikTokers Will Play With Dead Bodies — #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show+96s into the segment"lawn mower 3.0 smooth out your scrotum with new ceramic blade a manscaped advanced skin safe technology let's see if the ads change at"
Manscaped Ad: Shaving Your Balls During the Apocalypse — #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show"sponsored by manscaped and the engineers at man skates have spent the last 18 months"
Manscaped Ad and Zoom Meeting Masturbation Bit — #194 - We're Going Home | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"the Tim Dylan show is brought to you by the weed whacker from manscaped I use this the other day listen up fellas because we have a new"
Manscaped Weed Whacker Nose Hair Trimmer Ad — #204 - Katie Herzog | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"is brought to you by manscaped you know what manscape means it's a perfect thing it's a great"
"manscaped here's the deal with manscaped you have pubic hair it gets too much you use this it's great it's better than the norelco body groom"
"dick your balls your dick your whole pubic area you shave it manscaped is really good it's the best one on the market it's much better"
Steve Bannon Explains China to Jake Paul: The Ultimate Awkward Party — #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show+298s into the segment"if you want to shave your balls and [ __ ] use manscaped it's important it's great there's only one other product on the market really the norelco bodygroom uh the manscape is better it is"
Manscaped Ad — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show"manscaped is here to provide you the best tools for your grooming experience offering precision engineered tools to your family jewels"
Manscaped Ad: Grooming Tools for Your 'Family Jewels' — #239 - Anna Khachiyan | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"and AIDS. So no more condoms. Get off prep. You don't need it. Manscaped is good. If you shave a junk with Manscape, the woman will not"
Magic Spoon, Manscaped Ad Read — #242 - You're Money Now | The Tim Dillon Show+129s into the segment"the corner you know what that means spring break your pants manscaped is here to ensure the party in your pants never stops even veronica"
"guys got to get ready and the way to get ready is manscaped manscaped is the best I'm telling you let's talk about the hero of Valentine's"