ad · moment 9 of 18
Manscaped Ad
from #176 - The Florida Project | The Tim Dillon Show · #176
10 min
SponsorManscaped
An extended Manscaped ad covering the Lawn Mower 2.0 trimmer, ball deodorizer, a joke about cutting his own dick off, shaving with dad and friends at the holidays, and a riff on Ira Rennert owning a rival brand.
- Tim pitches Manscaped's precision grooming tools as essential, not optional.
- The coyness of "if you know what I mean" in grooming ads when the entire pitch is about getting ready for sex.
- Tim's personal experience with the Lawnmower 2.0 compared to rough beard trimmers.
- He claims he cut his dick off with the trimmer and emailed Manscaped, who offered him a free ball deodorizer.
- Single men need grooming before meeting new partners, unlike Ben with his long-term girlfriend in an "Oregon Trail relationship."
- Tim's pitch to gift Manscaped to family and shave together during the holidays without shame.
- Suggesting fathers get a Manscaped gift and telling them to "clean your junk up."
- Tim describes his imaginary "Manscaped parties" where everyone collects pubes in a bucket and makes beards with magnets like Wooly Willy.
- Ira Rennert owns Gillette's body groomer and has the largest private residence in America, so choose Manscaped instead.
- Overweight men especially need grooming to reclaim hidden inches and see their own penis.
- Some people haven't seen their own genitals in years due to poor grooming habits and excess pubes.