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The Gaza Ceasefire and Israel's 'One Last Binge' of Airstrikes

from Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427 · #427

6 min

Tim jokes about the Israel-Hamas ceasefire starting on a delay, comparing Israel's continued strikes before the Sunday start date to starting a diet on Monday but bingeing on lasagna the night before, and to easing off the brakes on a bike rather than jamming them.

In this bit10 moments
  • Tim expresses excitement about the Gaza ceasefire
  • Israel killed people celebrating the ceasefire the day before it officially started on Sunday
  • Tim compares Israel's final airstrikes before the ceasefire to having lasagna the night before starting a diet
  • Israel ramped up deadly airstrikes after the ceasefire deal was reached because you can't go cold turkey on killing
  • Tim recalls pumping the brakes on his bike while coming down a hill in Goan, New York and flying off
  • Israel has been killing for almost two years and needs time to ease off, not just stop abruptly
  • Hamas will release hostages, but one man's family was killed in an airstrike celebrating the ceasefire news
  • The irony of getting killed at a ceasefire celebration party cannot be fully understood unless you were there
  • Tim imagines a celebratory scene with dancing that suddenly turns into an airstrike with body parts in laps
  • Israel tells people they're starting the ceasefire Sunday and to stop celebrating early
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