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Hamas Checked Out: The Four Seasons Statement
from Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show #366 · #366
4 min
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They read the Four Seasons' official denial that Hamas leader Haniyeh is staying there, riffing on hotel security concerns and joking about him being a good tipper, before Tim pivots to the reality that Israel won't simply not respond.
- Tim argues Hamas should be allowed to stay at the Four Seasons because moving them to worse accommodations won't actually solve anything.
- If you remove him from the Four Seasons, Tim will retaliate with a mobility scooter that won't even get off the ground.
- The government is absurdly focused on removing someone from a hotel when there's an actual geopolitical crisis brewing with Iran, China, Russia, and the threat of World War III.
- The Four Seasons issued a statement claiming Haniyeh is not staying there, but Tim notes he actually checked out—he's already gone.
- Haniyeh is probably nice to hotel staff and tips well, so people are lying for him about whether he was ever there.
- Tim rejects the 'Free Palestine' argument without acknowledging that Israel will inevitably respond militarily to its citizens being slaughtered, which is just how the world works now.
- The idea that Israel won't respond to attacks is crazy—the Palestinian situation may be unsustainable and barbaric, but Israeli retaliation is not optional.
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