A guide
Tim Dillon's New York
The restaurants, comedy rooms, landmarks and jails that have come up on the show, on one map. Each comes with what was said about it and a link to the moment. Some have closed since.
Eat & drink
Steakhouses, red sauce, and an ice cream he says tastes like sour milk.
Carbone
Greenwich Village181 Thompson St
These pigs at Carbon, I'm embarrassed. Spicy rigaton. I'm embarrassed by what has happened to a great city.
Rao's
East Harlem455 E 114th St
The meatballs were amazing. I loved everything that That seafood pasta salad Seafood salad not pasta seafood salad the meatballs. We did the whole thing the chicken even the black raspberry ice cream is amazing
Peter Luger
Williamsburg178 Broadway, Brooklyn
Peter Lugar's is well past its prime it's well past any type of the market isn't checking Peter lubbers gonna be full no matter what you say about it
Smith & Wollensky
Midtown East797 Third Ave
There used to be the days of the three-martini lunch. People would spend two hours at Smith & Wollensky's getting bombed and having fun and enjoying their life.
Junior's
Times Square1515 Broadway (entrance on W 45th St)
I mean, this thing was coming out of the bun, out of the, off the plate. It was double the size of the bun.
Le CirqueClosed 2017
Midtown East151 E 58th St
Its last home. It had moved twice before.
So i'm gonna walk through the dining room at le cirque with my mother with a sweater with a cat on it is that not as bad as getting shot by the cops out of hoodie on
Le Bernardin
Midtown West155 W 51st St
The vision of that restaurant was to make this glittering seafood palace in new york city that would rival the the greatest restaurants of of paris and and and it did successful successfully yeah truly amazing
Don Angie
West Village103 Greenwich Ave
I sent my friend and his girlfriend to don Angie which is in the West arrestor on the West Village the other day one of the most interesting Italian restaurants really good food you know phenomenal food and you know they were basically like uh-uh it's okay
Clinton Street Baking Company
Lower East Side4 Clinton St
The best pancakes are at the clinton street baking company in new york city why because they're soft in the middle but on the outside they have that little hardened brown butter loop and that is hardened because it is the way your parents used to make them
Quality Meats
Midtown57 W 58th St
They have herbed butter they bring out a hunk and i mean a honk like this big like the size of like like a small box of butter just seeing that amount of butter was so viscerally disturbing that we were like our stomach started to churn
Randazzo's Clam Bar
Sheepshead Bay2017 Emmons Ave, Brooklyn
I used to go to Randals was all the time which you're right. This is the best sauce in Brooklyn It's the best I'm good.
Russo's on the Bay
Howard Beach162-45 Cross Bay Blvd, Queens
A catering hall, not a restaurant you can walk into.
I smoked a few butts with the staff of russo's in the back and i just got out of there
Parkside Restaurant
Corona107-01 Corona Ave, Queens
Again in Queens, New York. We had a great meal today at the Parkside Restaurant. Really phenomenal. It's in Corona. So much Italian food.
Milk BarClosed 2025
East Village251 E 13th St
The original shop. Other Milk Bars are still open.
It's just the ice cream tastes like sour milk. Sour piss and come over here, folks. Then we go to Baskin Robbins.
Smalls
West Village183 W 10th St
It's jazz club in New York City called Smalls famous jazz club and the young white kids like really enthusiastic and everything and he's talking about like how he's going to do this and that and this that and the other thing man and the black the black guy just laughed
Amy Ruth's
Harlem113 W 116th St
Amy roost. I love Amy roost. Let's give them Amy. It's great. Go check out Amy roost chicken a waffles Which is called the Al Sharpton? Get the Al Sharpton to get some Mac Macaroni cheese
Il Cortile
Little Italy125 Mulberry St
If you like recommendations to eat ill court hill mulberry i don't know if they filmed some scenes in mob lives there it's great that's it a joint that's been open since the seventies and they've had some real deal people in their you know
Russ & Daughters
Lower East Side179 E Houston St
It's also like, you know, at 10 PM on Tuesday, maybe the assortment of smoked fish was a little much.
Lombardi's
Nolita32 Spring St
We love to go tanning, eat at Lombardis, love the spontaneous life and crazy parties
Nathan's Famous
Coney Island1310 Surf Ave, Brooklyn
That's the type of family that can really enjoy coney island you get a nathan's hot dog look at that woman what is that no go down go down
21 ClubClosed 2020
Midtown21 W 52nd St
They went in the other night to see the Irish Tenors at Carnegie Hall and they had dinner. They went and had dinner at the 21 Club and they brought a few priests.
The Polo Bar
Midtown1 E 55th St
Idiot with sunglasses say whatever he wants. Every time I go to Polo Bar in New York City, the whole staff is like, "Yo, when is Timmy
Comedy & stages
The clubs he came up in, and the halls he played later.
The Stand
Union Square116 E 16th St
Best comedy club food in the world. By the way, if you haven't been to the Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant owned by two criminals who are endeared to me, uh, go because it is excellent.
Comedy Cellar
Greenwich Village117 MacDougal St
There is actually quite a more disagreement. You go to the Comedy Cellar, you could see Ted Alexander, and you could see Nick DiPalo,
Carolines on BroadwayClosed 2022
Times Square1626 Broadway
You waited for tickets to Hamilton, you couldn't fucking get them. Now you're here.
Gotham Comedy Club
Chelsea208 W 23rd St
We all thought we was so cool sitting at Gotham comedy club four years ago
Stand Up NY
Times Square221 W 46th St
Moved here in 2024 from 236 W 78th St, where it was when this was said.
He's a part owner of standup new york which is one of the worst comedy clubs in the country uh and a place where every time i have to perform i've considered blowing my brains out on the way there instead i do it
Village Underground
Greenwich Village130 W 3rd St
That's why I like doing these specials the first one I did at the village underground this one was here and we created this space I think the next one then the next one maybe I do a theater maybe I do something a little bigger yeah
UCB EastClosed 2019
East Village153 E 3rd St
At UCB East? the Down the college show he wanted to come on a Santa. Let me write my own bit You do stand up. He said do whatever you want So and we have a suit for you So I get up in the Santa suit and I basically do the pitch that I the Santa created Isis
PipsClosed
Sheepshead Bay2005 Emmons Ave, Brooklyn
Open from 1962 until the mid-2000s.
Pips was about 80 feet from random that's calamari and sauce in the world the greatest
Rockwood Music HallClosed 2024
Lower East Side196 Allen St
Comedy is still really fun here. It's still great. The crowds are still great. It's a lot of fun. I love doing it I'm gonna do it as much as I can
Beacon Theatre
Upper West Side2124 Broadway
It is cool to start doing comedy 11 years ago in a coffee house in Long Island, New York, and to sell out the Beacon Theater. That is really cool.
Carnegie Hall
Midtown881 Seventh Ave
To see Ray Kump on stage at Carnegie Hall, it's a thing that few people will be able to say they were able to do and it's certainly not anything Andrew Carnegie had in mind.
Lucille Lortel Theatre
West Village121 Christopher St
It's at the lucille lortel theater it's a run from november 2nd to the 20th what i love about colin is he does a run you do a run in one theater you get to know the theater that's what i really respect about this
Madison Square Garden
Midtown4 Pennsylvania Plaza
But then I'm doing the Madison Square Garden on January 28th and that's the big one that's the big one I'm doing that in uh we sold 10 000 tickets the first day wow and then now it's uh it's trickling because the seats get shittier and shittier right
Sights
The ferry, the park, Penn Station and two federal jails.
Times Square
MidtownBroadway & Seventh Ave, W 42nd to 47th St
At night, in the middle of Times Square, I was looking at people outside the window, I was like, I wonder if they know I'm jerking off right now.
Central Park
Manhattan59th to 110th St, Fifth Ave to Central Park West
That's a tragedy. You took a great park for drugs and murder and you turned it into the nerd jungle.
Brooklyn Bridge
Lower ManhattanPedestrian entrance at City Hall Park
Why is the Mexican Navy on a training mission in the East River in an in a old Clipper ship? And then why are they crashing into the Brooklyn Bridge?
Statue of Liberty
New York HarborLiberty Island, by ferry from Battery Park
A 20-minute boat ride passing the Statue of Liberty but going in the wrong direction going the opposite way the hopeful immigrant journey went one way we're going the other way back to the old country
Staten Island Ferry
South FerryWhitehall Terminal, 4 South St
So they had to go to Staten Island and take a 20-minute boat ride passing the Statue of Liberty but going in the wrong direction going the opposite way the hopeful immigrant journey went one way we're going the other way back to the old country
Washington Square Park
Greenwich VillageFifth Ave at Waverly Pl
But I couldn't find that. I found a guy in Washington Square Park that wanted to sell me crack. I was thinking if I bought it and then resold it, would I make a profit?
Union Square
Union SquareBroadway & E 14th to 17th St
It is a shopping City people tourists come all over the world the shop in Union Square the way that they do in Fifth Avenue
Coney Island
Coney IslandRiegelmann Boardwalk, Brooklyn
The rides are seasonal. The boardwalk is open all year.
You know and a couple of people with you know the requiem for a dream right those those infected heroin sores and uh we'd go maybe go to the coney island freak show
Trump Tower
Midtown725 Fifth Ave
If you want to buy a glitzy, overpriced, and badly decorated apartment in a Trump Tower, they will take your money, which means that you've got all kinds of dodgy people sort of connected to it.
Epstein's townhouse
Upper East Side (Lenox Hill)9 East 71st Street
A private house, sold in 2021. Look from the street.
Probably at Smith & Wollensky 'he's taken pictures of meat or he's turning Epstein's townhouse into an influencer wall
740 Park Avenue
Upper East Side740 Park Avenue
It's where Rockefeller used to live. These are not fans of diversity. They're fans of low wage labor.
Rockefeller Center
Midtown45 Rockefeller Plaza
Most people think of New York moments You fall in love and you skate by Rockefeller Center, but a real New York moment is like you meet a guy from a website
Grand Central
Midtown East89 East 42nd Street
Amazing tour of New York and he used to give tours of Grand Central Station at rush hour which was the coolest [ __ ] idea ever like
Penn Station
MidtownW 31st to 33rd St, between Seventh and Eighth Aves
We're sitting in Penn Station the way they surrounded by like homeless people and addicts people vomiting and then there was just as on the TV those dishes flash
Port Authority Bus Terminal
Midtown West625 Eighth Avenue
New York City because it was a few blocks from the Port Authority Bus Terminal you know you know brick of coke and the [ __ ] little
Rikers Island
East RiverRikers Island Bridge, Hazen St & 19th Ave, East Elmhurst, Queens
The jail is reached only by its bridge from Queens.
I don't think people at Khalif Browder who can't make bail should die in Rikers Island because he stole a backpack right but you know what did this guy do he tried to murder his uh wife
Metropolitan Correctional CenterClosed 2021
Civic Center150 Park Row
It's it's very close to the this you know Southern District to the federal courthouse and that's where he's being capped supposedly it's more secure than Gitmo
Metropolitan Detention Center
Sunset Park80 29th Street
Did you hear that Luigi's in the same prison with Diddy and Sam Bankman Freed? I want to write a musical about that. That's what the writer said in the show said at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center.
LimelightClosed
Flatiron656 Sixth Avenue
The club in a deconsecrated church. The building has had a run of tenants since.
I went in there to have dinner the other day for the first time I've been in the building in years and it was really weird to experience it because some of the structure is still there, but it's so antiseptic now.
CBGBClosed 2006
Bowery315 Bowery
Now a John Varvatos store, with some of the club's walls kept behind glass.
Visiting New York and saying I got blown in the bathroom of CBGB by someone I didn't know if they were a man or a woman.
Bergdorf Goodman
Midtown754 Fifth Avenue
The Savior should be a decent looking person who is your best friend for that hour and they should guide you around the store and make you feel good while you shop they should not make you fill out forms it's not the DMV it's not immigration
The Plaza
Midtown768 Fifth Avenue
Lincoln Center
Upper West Side10 Lincoln Center Plaza
They're rotting. I went to an old thing I was my mom the fucking Lincoln Center a few years ago with a church group the Rosary Alton Society
Hudson Yards
West SideW 30th to 34th St, Tenth to Twelfth Ave
I mean Hudson Yards. It's a 13 acre compound on the west side of Manhattan where you will have, it'll totally transform the skyline of the west side of Manhattan.
Bronx Zoo
Bronx Park2300 Southern Boulevard
Have you ever been like this this nature preserves or the Bronx Zoo has one Butterfly house. Yeah, I won't get married inside the butterfly house. That is kind of beautiful, right?
Asphalt Green
Yorkville555 East 90th Street
I was thinking there's this place asphalt green which is this major pool beautiful Olympic sized pool in New York City with a fitness center
Equinox (Lexington & 63rd)
Upper East Side817 Lexington Avenue
In the old Barbizon hotel.
My last day job ever was uh was working with equinox selling gym memberships yeah and every department they would give you like a braveheart speech right
Out on the Island
Long Island, where he grew up. You will need a car.
Lisa's LoungeClosed
Baldwin2783 Milburn Avenue, Baldwin, NY 11510
Lisa's lounge was it was a real horror show it was a real Rob Zombie movie and you had to be okay with that
Olympic Diner
Deer Park1536 Deer Park Avenue, Deer Park, NY 11729
I used to go to this diner and get the Chicken Deluxe, which is a big chicken cotlet with the mozzarella and the bacon, and you would close it, and it would become unwieldy.
Artie's South Shore Fish
Island Park4257 Austin Boulevard, Island Park, NY 11558
You go in there you say what came in today what's fresh halibut whatever you get a little white wine lemon get some potatoes maybe a sweet potato a little spinach boom you're done it's great
Jones Beach
Wantagh1 Ocean Parkway, Wantagh, NY 11793
A brawl breaks out and then they fly over. That ain't the Hamptons. I'll tell you that much.
Holy Trinity Diocesan High School
Hicksville98 Cherry Lane, Hicksville, NY 11801
I was nominated for homecoming king and I was one of the most popular people that had ever attended Holy Trinity dialysis in high school it Hicksville Long Island New York right where Billy Joel wrote that song the village green
Southampton Bathing Corporation
Southampton14 Gin Lane, Southampton, NY 11968
Private members' beach club.
They got this little stretch of beach in Southampton they used to run the world now the Arabs and the you know Muslims the Chinese to choose they all run it but the Wasps just sit there they got their spots
Nassau Community College
Garden City1 Education Drive, Garden City, NY 11530
Nothing is sadder to being at Nassau Community College food court in your fucking late 20s eating a fucking burrito From Taco Bell it is gross
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