Places/place
Central Park
2016-07-19, 4 mentions2016-10-11, 1 mention2017-03-21, 1 mention2017-08-20, 1 mention2018-11-02, 1 mention2019-02-02, 1 mention2019-05-12, 1 mention2020-05-31, 1 mention2022-05-25, 1 mention2023-10-07, 1 mention2023-12-30, 1 mention2024-07-13, 1 mention2024-08-17, 1 mention2024-09-21, 1 mention2025-04-12, 1 mention2026-08-01, 2 mentions
Tim’s take
He worked as a NYC tour guide and Central Park was just one stop he'd call out between bong hits, alongside a story about a British tourist getting scammed by a CD hustler in the park 2:1721:08. When he ranks American tourist destinations he puts it second only to Times Square, treating it as a real landmark rather than a punchline 38:16.
Mostly it shows up as the backdrop where private behavior turns into public spectacle — Diddy's last hours of freedom filmed there, a law partner caught canoodling with an associate, an imagined viral fountain clip 0:3110:2138:34. He also drops it in as scenery for riffs that have nothing to do with the park itself, from a Trump tunnel conspiracy to a $250 million apartment overlooking it that he calls soulless money laundering 37:291:00:49.
Every Reference (20)
"day? 24 hours a day. at that spot on the southeast corner of Central Park 24 hours a day. Because Alex did, Alex not only is playing"
"poor homeless guy who's trying to get some fucking sleep in Central Park and this psychopath, who I'm sure by the way wants everyone"
Watching the Documentary: Homeless Trainer and the Central Park Raccoon Lady — Pokemon and Percocet+212s into the segment"organizing um but I mean at this there's a weird ecosystem in Central Park at night the rats The dudes just trying to blow each other"
"it is. I think you know maybe maybe one day. I'll go up to Central Park I'll try this is there a gym in East New York I'm not sure"
Snorlax Racism Debate and Pokemon Go Bringing Races Together — Pokemon and Percocet+218s into the segment"day and I just stood out in the beautiful, you know, I was by Central Park It was fall and I just had took a nice pull of a Marlboro red"
Fall Cigarettes, Ham Sandwiches, and an Alleged Infection — The October Surprise+58s into the segment"it. Here's essentially what we do. I take a tour bus around Central Park. It's about an hour, 15 minutes. You can drink if you're discreet"
Tour Dates: The Brokerage and Central Park Tour Bus Shows — We're Gonna Get Ours+144s into the segment"to build the Central Park rink that he had refurbished the Central Park ice skating. It was like, you know, first I had to go to the"
Genesis of the Trump Obsession: Dunkin' Donuts, Broken Windows, and the Ben Carson Speech — Cheese Plate Time+271s into the segment"going on, Pokemon Go terrified me. I saw people running through Central Park chasing imaginary goblins. And I was like terrified because"
Revolution, Manifesting Reality, and Pokemon Go Terror — The Morman and the Meth Head with Jessa Reed and Aaron Woodall+212s into the segment"who are all these people that live in all these townhouses by Central Park? And I was maybe eight or nine, And my dad said to me, very"
"British woman came up to me and she's like okay if a man $60 in Central Park he sold me a CD she's like oh they're really a hundred thousand"
White Kids Selling Mixtapes and the Homeless Grandma Grift — 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)+11s into the segment"don't even know it you think Donald Trump's tunnelling under Central Park rescuing kids you believe things of which there are no evidence"
Blackmail, Bill Clinton's Rise, and Fear of Brain Rot — #202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis | The Tim Dillon Show+298s into the segment"a friend of mine is dying of an incurable disease he has a few weeks left to live he just wants to see this listing you have on central park"
"they'd go what and I go Hell's Kitchen and I'd go Central Park Central Park uh and then other scr egg burp yeah I would just be like sometimes"
Sbarro Breakfast Buffet and Ripping Bong Hits on the Tour Bus — A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364+76s into the segment"North Korea know how to do it Time Square is number one it's uh Central Park is number two Las Vegas is number three Union state by the"
North Korea Should Become a Tourist Destination — Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375+148s into the segment"gray for a lot of the year and you've got this amazing view of Central Park fine but it looks really soulless all the new construction"
The $250 Million Apartment and Vertical Money Laundering — Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms | The Tim Dillon Show #399+32s into the segment"the Green Space 59th Street oh 59th Street okay oh yeah it's Central Park so there's 12 migrant boys or young men and they're robbing"
Would Kamala Execute the Kid Robber to Win the Election — Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405+48s into the segment"the video was filmed in Central Park just hours before the rapper was arrested so he was in Central Park and what was he doing just having fun"
Diddy's Freak Offs and the Girl From School — Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family | The Tim Dillon Show #410+98s into the segment"they're doing. Or maybe they'll be [ __ ] in a fountain in Central Park and the video is got AND YOU'LL GO WHOA, THAT'S PRETTY [ __"
The Coming Dystopia: Cringe Will Lose All Meaning — Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #439+171s into the segment"actually. Law partner court canoodling with younger associate in Central Park could lose millions as lucrative offer reneged people."
Privacy: The New Luxury Item in America — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+27s into the segment"because someone's going to film them making out with someone in Central Park and they're going to lose their job. or you just gonna be in"
The Recluse Was Right: Withdrawing From Public Life — Influencer Poison, Trump’s Lifeguard & The Migrant Summer | The Tim Dillon Show #506+78s into the segment