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Melanie, His Grifter Roommates, and Dark Comedy
from #169 - We're The Dirtbags | The Tim Dillon Show · #169
6 min
Tim reminisces about his old comedy friend Melanie, her morbid plane-crash jokes, the grifter married couple he lived with, and their shared disdain for delusional Long Island comedians.
- Tim couldn't get his business off the ground because of Hurricane Sandy, which hit while he was living on the fifth floor of a building in Hell's Kitchen.
- When his roommates fought, Tim would walk around Times Square at 2 a.m. talking to hot dog vendors and guys dressed like Tigger and Winnie the Pooh.
- The neighborhood near the Port Authority Bus Terminal had occasional bricks of coke, human trafficking, smash-and-grabs, and slashings—a little flavor of the old New York.
- A woman would regularly come to their block and just scream at the sky, which Tim saw as emblematic of living in that era of the city.
- The apartment had bedbugs twice and a rat that lived permanently in the lobby, but it worked for Tim because he was always out doing comedy.
- During Hurricane Sandy, Tim didn't leave the apartment for a week except to go downstairs—he stayed in and watched Breaking Bad instead of helping people.
- Tim's two roommates went to Staten Island to help during the hurricane, though Tim suspects they were probably running people's pockets or stealing copper wiring from buildings.
- Melanie was a woman comedian friend who did very dark comedy mainly about plane crashes, with a deep voice and specific airline references like Delta Flight 1791.
- Melanie had a bit about the last thing a pilot said when crashing in San Diego: 'This is it, Bobby, love your mom,' before the plane went down.
- Melanie loved talking trash, driving into the city for open mics, having dinners they couldn't afford, and driving home in her old Volvo that she worked on herself.
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