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Nassau and Suffolk Community College War Stories

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3 min

Tim and Ray swap stories about attending Nassau and Suffolk Community Colleges, including Buns and his great weed, getting high at the Roosevelt Field Mall parking lot, and general community college malaise.

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14:10Nothing is sadder than being at Nassau Community College in your late 20s eating a burrito from Taco Bell in the food court
14:32Tim and guest both attended shitty Long Island community colleges just 20 minutes apart
15:00His friend Aaron filled out Tim's Nassau application because he was too checked out senior year
15:11Paralegal studies classes at Suffolk were full of 40-year-old women who wouldn't shut up about their law firm jobs
15:44Tim didn't get his driver's license until the end of first semester at Nassau Community College
15:58Lunch crew included a funny fat kid named Kenny with a hot girlfriend, a forgettable kid, and Buns who had exceptional weed
16:24The group never bonded enough to ask why Buns was called Buns, just went to Roosevelt Field Mall parking lot to get high and buy sandwiches

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