Abroad

Countries

Foreign policy, from a man in a bathrobe.

Israel
“Israel just kind of like wholesale blowing up apartment complexes because within that apartment complex there are I guess terrorists.”
★★★★
Russia
“Do you know how depressing it is to wake up and read a story that people are getting stuffed with money from Russia and I can't get nothing?”
★★★★
China
“If China did this and they introduced a vaccine and then we all take the vaccine and then they flip on the 5g switch and we all explode or we all fall to the ground and start shaking you got to give it to China you've got folks folks you got to give it to them credit where credit is due”
★★★★
Ukraine
“Have you ever like tried to pick like a flavor maybe of ice cream or something and you're like I just don't know that's kind of how I feel about the Ukraine”
★★★★
Iran
“There's no fun in being gay in Portland Maine you want to be gay in Iran where you could get killed you know how fun it is to suck someone off in Iran when no one knows because the outside of the door is your own death”
★★★★
Gaza
“And he's going to go, "No." And she's going to go, "Oh, interesting. Did they like retire?" "They were all killed in the war." Aw. I'm so sorry. Uh we had two juices and I only see one.”
★★★★
Saudi Arabia
“The spa? Let's chill it out. You're a guest. I'm a guest. In Saudi Arabia, I don't start going around going, "Why are you chopping people's”
★★★
Afghanistan
“Supporter of the Iraq war. I was a big supporter of the war in Afghanistan. And I thought it was a good idea for people in those parts”
★★★
United States
“They're trying to get ready for a war with uh Yours Truly the United States so now North Korea has welcomed tourists in the past however”
★★★
Iraq
“Like if you can look at what happened on September 11th, 2001 and then the logical conclusion is we got to invade a country that had nothing to do with it.”
★★★

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