Places/place
Australia
2018-06-27, 1 mention2020-03-12, 1 mention2021-08-10, 1 mention2021-09-05, 1 mention2021-10-24, 1 mention2022-01-29, 1 mention2022-05-08, 1 mention2022-05-15, 2 mentions2022-05-22, 1 mention2022-05-25, 1 mention2022-07-03, 1 mention2023-04-09, 1 mention2023-08-16, 1 mention2023-10-07, 1 mention2023-10-14, 1 mention2023-11-04, 1 mention2024-07-15, 1 mention2024-11-30, 1 mention2024-12-21, 1 mention2026-06-20, 1 mention
Tim’s take
His main bit about Australia is that its people are lazy, harmless criminals-by-descent who only want to drink and grill, and that this made them oddly happy to accept some of the strictest lockdowns in the world 41:05 54:26. He escalates that into calling the lockdown itself fascist — facial recognition, government texts, no real objection from the public — and keeps returning to the joke that Australians took death threats over being called wombats 50:00 15:39.
Separately, he treats actual touring there as a good, if brutal, experience — a long flight and a great country to do comedy in, with drunk audiences who don't overthink jokes 0:00 25:38 0:00. He also uses Sydney as his example when mocking "stolen land" rhetoric and pointing to anti-Israel chants outside the opera house, treating both as evidence of a country too polite to say what it actually thinks 46:43 12:12.
Every Reference (21)
"point that below how to looks great You know Australians got Australia's got a lot of crap comedy. You know, what do you want me to"
Hannah Gadsby's Nanette and 'Self-Deprecation Isn't Comedy' — The Men Behind The Boys+123s into the segment"any of that help well you know that's a good question it's in Australia though and it's summer right now so we're sitting right there"
Immunity, Spirit Airlines Cruises, and Signing Off with Dr. Steve — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins+128s into the segment"they really want to do is get drunk and grill that's really it australians all they want to do is get hammered in their backyards and"
Australia's Lockdown and the National Character — #263 - Family Business | The Tim Dillon Show+73s into the segment"do with the uh the australians have lost it this is in south australia specifically look at this right here whatever let me tell you"
Australia's Lockdown Fanaticism and Boomer Tragedy Addiction — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+18s into the segment"and eventually we're gonna go to australia when they open that place up but i mean they just went full fascist"
"i said during the quarantine lockdown that australians were lazy criminals who wanted to drink in their backyards and didn't value having any kind of rights including the right to work which in australia is laughable"
Australians Are Lazy Wombats — #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show"experience that I'm having right now at the end of my stay in Australia which has been largely positive the audience is we brought Sam"
Official Statement: I Don't Care, Move to Austin — #297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show+94s into the segment"point yeah i had not slept in 48 hours i was all [ __ ] up from australia from the jet lag yeah when i got back and i told him i gave him"
Louis's Bentley and Ignoring Gas Prices — #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show+106s into the segment"dad took me to a great kids trip and i told i told louis is australia because it's just too far but it's a great kid's trip because"
The Enchanted Forest, Divorced-Dad Vacations, and Coheed and Cambria — #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show+123s into the segment"Dylan Show. Back in studio. How exciting. Just got back from Australia. The tour is over. Very excited to put out a special in early"
Back from Australia and the Irrelevant June Special — #299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"comedy tour from france to italy to all the major cities in australia i have not ever performed comedy in france or italy that was"
Debunking Beverly Hills, Manhattan, and the France/Italy Tour Lies — Tim Dillon vs The New York Post+49s into the segment"go blue you know we'll let him die but it is embarrassing in australia when we thought we were going to drown the idea of being saved"
Lifeguarding at the Beach Club — #305 - Summer In America | The Tim Dillon Show+107s into the segment"is insane I thought I had a couple weeks off before I go to Australia I don't I have three days off and I was like [ __ ] and so for"
The Grueling Touring Pace and Making Hay While the Sun Shines — An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341+127s into the segment"I've been fascinated by a story coming out of Australia and I want to tell the Australian people uh in no uncertain terms that I am going to be in your land in October"
Australia and New Zealand Tour Dates — Suburban Villain | The Tim Dillon Show #357+2s into the segment"up man thanks for having us thanks for having us buddy I'm in Australia right now this is coming out in a week and travel I will be in"
Welcome to Fluffy Garbage: Australia Tour Talk — A Time Gone By with H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | The Tim Dillon Show #364+7s into the segment"stolen land is the dumbest I'm about to leave America, go to Australia where literally every time the plane lands you know, "Welcome"
"Stolen Land" Rhetoric and Immigration Assimilation Failures — Degree Of Difficulty | The Tim Dillon Show #365+43s into the segment"protests happening you know not only in America but in places like Australia where they yelled gas the Jews outside of the the opera house"
Jewish Population Percentage and Zionism Debate — A Case For Israel with Noa Tishby | The Tim Dillon Show #368+16s into the segment"dominating he's doing a great job 100% you've got Brazil you've got Australia you've got the EU with criminal charges they're announcing for"
The $50 Million Offer to Turn Against America — Trump Assassination Attempt Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #400+39s into the segment"generation and they're spending too much time online um by the way Australia just banned social media for people under 16 social media is"
Australia Bans Social Media for Under-16s — Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419+54s into the segment"and I can't even talk to them anymore because of their tweets Australia just banned social media for kids under 16 whoa that would be"
Tucker Carlson's Analog Truck and Social Media's Effect on Mental Health — The Joe Rogan Experience | The Tim Dillon Show #422+57s into the segment"the phone, but make no mistake, the government of the UK or Australia or whatever, they don't care. They are doing this because they"
Closing Riff: Youth Rage, Losing Legitimacy, and Sign-Off — Iran’s Baddie Era & The Data Center Destiny | The Tim Dillon Show #500+72s into the segment