Places/place
Malibu
2018-01-30, 1 mention2018-09-06, 1 mention2019-03-31, 1 mention2019-05-12, 1 mention2019-11-24, 1 mention2020-01-26, 1 mention2020-05-17, 1 mention2020-05-24, 1 mention2020-08-09, 1 mention2020-08-16, 1 mention2021-04-11, 1 mention2021-09-05, 3 mentions2021-10-10, 2 mentions2022-05-15, 1 mention2022-08-22, 1 mention2022-09-18, 1 mention2023-08-10, 2 mentions2023-10-22, 1 mention2024-01-20, 1 mention2024-06-01, 1 mention2024-06-29, 1 mention2025-01-14, 2 mentions2025-01-18, 1 mention2025-02-08, 1 mention2025-03-22, 2 mentions2025-09-27, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He uses Malibu as shorthand for California wealth, naming it alongside the Hamptons and Beverly Hills as one of the few places that actually count as nice 41:53 43:44. That doesn't stop him calling it filthy once you get past the mansions, no different from any other beach town 14:46. He even claims he'd fit in fine with the trust-fund types there who still act like Spicoli despite the money 50:39.
Beyond that it mostly gives him stories rather than an argument: a realtor named Tracy who calls it "a knife fight down here" 44:25, a restaurant with a great view, bad food, and a disturbing bathroom 1:03:02, and a machete attack he tries, unconvincingly, to withhold judgment on 36:50. He also treats it as where the ultra-rich hide money, citing King Abdullah's shell-company mansions there 1:18, and drops it into throwaway bits about China invading the coast 53:24 and his own car getting towed 3:42.
Every Reference (32)
"I had a fun time and uh Yeah, you go down to these areas like Malibu and you realize it all these beach areas the same long beach You're"
The Sociopathic Kid, LA Food, and Netflix Taping Plug — Searching For Bobby Fischer+66s into the segment"live she's not bad like a woman I I mean, I mean we went down to Malibu today and I was with a friend of mine and he and it's too cold"
"Palisades. I don't fuck my daddy and mommy. You don't fucking live in Malibu. That's not my world. So the only reason, I'm just trying, I just"
Analyzing the Diner Guy's Confusion and Not Feeling Superior — The Big Booth (with Devan Costa)+213s into the segment"like even Malibu is dirty and [ __ ] like I understand if you have a mansion and you have a view of whatever but it's filthy it's filthy"
Michael's Bad Marina del Rey Apartment Decision — 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)+438s into the segment"you don't need a view me and Ben went to a restaurant once in in Malibu the view was amazing the food was horrific and then we walked"
In Defense of the Corporate Steakhouse — #175 - Corporate Steakhouse | The Tim Dillon Show+208s into the segment"wait now once we got close to that Hollywood's I mean with the Malibu like a lot of beautiful spots but a lot of it was just like just"
Happy Homeless vs. Miserable Rich, and Manage Your Expectations — #184 - Skid Ray | The Tim Dillon Show+108s into the segment"she puts me on the phone with her realtor like a real estate agent so I'm like okay so what's great about these la real estate agents is to like right out of a Robert Altman movie"
Tracy the Malibu Realtor and 'It's a Knife Fight Down Here' — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"very excited about the brand she wants to meet me in a canyon by Malibu late at night so who knows she told me to come alone without a"
New Hollywood Manager Gist Lane Maxwell and Melinda Gates Driving Him to a Canyon — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+50s into the segment"i mean i scratched her car i borrowed her car to go to nobu in malibu uh and i scratched the front of him and i paid thousands of dollars"
Denying the Apartment/Maggots Accusation — #212 - Barnyard Creature | The Tim Dillon Show+231s into the segment"know obviously the upper echelon of people it's the hamptons in malibu or europe but even the you know the middle class have these great"
Family Summer Traditions and South Padre Island — #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show+90s into the segment"dude they're going to come they're coming and they're hitting malibu first they're setting up their captain's quarters and wrists reese"
The Old 'We Need a Plague' Prediction Coming True — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+10s into the segment"recall in california there was a machete attack in malibu yes and i i i don't like machete attacks but i love alliteration"
Machete Attack in Malibu: A Father Loses an Eye — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"night i leave my house and i start fires with homeless people in malibu that would be amazing perhaps revolutionary but i don't know if"
Homelessness, Fentanyl Markets, and Funny Arson — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+81s into the segment"know me many of you know me i've lived in the community for years malibu is a special place god i wish i went i just look around and go"
Imagining the Malibu Community Meeting Speech — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+37s into the segment"Abdullah go up again okay okay the these are King abdullah's secret Malibu properties okay please go up Pandora papers reveal Royal taste"
King Abdullah's Secret Malibu Mansions — #272 - Night of The Beating | The Tim Dillon Show+40s into the segment"King n is probably very Charming you know like it is very nice well I heard they were purchased uh by shell companies now would it surprise you to know King Abdullah that many people are using shell comp"
Katie Porter Interrogates King Abdullah (Bit) — #272 - Night of The Beating | The Tim Dillon Show+92s into the segment"because this is there's nine nice places in the country the hamptons malibu beverly hills palm beach jackson hall aspen there's like 10 places"
Port Aransas vs. South Padre and Fake Crab Vacations — #298 - Puerto Rican Papi | The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"all want to rent first that's what i listen to the background malibu is so crazy you can just hear in the background we have one friend"
Realtors Ignoring Sirens While Selling LA's Dream — Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312+40s into the segment"summer and I know what you want and I get it. You're like, ugh, Malibu, so new money, so grotesque, so trashy, it's weed, I'm not into"
Confusing Migrant Real Estate Advice with Actual Venezuelan Migrants — The Off Season | The Tim Dillon Show #316+120s into the segment"a way to communicate that to the denizens of Beverly Hills of Malibu people that I know and that I see and that I respect and I like"
The WGA Strike and Zaslav Diplomacy — The Great Shark Debate | The Tim Dillon Show #356+61s into the segment"understand what I'm saying if I own a house in Southampton or Malibu or Palm Beach I should be able to float in the water without thinking"
Hawaiian Spirits and Rich People's Beach Immunity — The Great Shark Debate | The Tim Dillon Show #356+65s into the segment"live I got my car to to Malibu we got them as they were not today but the other day we got them"
Getting Towed in Malibu and Rescue 911 Nostalgia — Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show #366+4s into the segment"Beverly Hills is this little Enclave that and Malibu does this too Malibu's out by the beach and Malibu goes no to a lot of this no defunding"
"know, everyone's like you go to the Hamptons and Palm Beach and Malibu. Yeah? Still laws. They're still going to tell you what to do."
Overthrowing Small Nations as the New Way to Get Rich — Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel | The Tim Dillon Show #394+47s into the segment"where did you guys come in from I said oh we were in we're out in Malibu I love I like Malibu one day I was on the beach and I saw a whale"
Getting Treated Like a Criminal at Tiffany's — Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show #397+250s into the segment"where these fires started the The Highlands of the Palisades in Malibu it's like Jurassic Park people shouldn't live there it's a little"
LA's Culture of Relentless Positivity vs. 9/11 New York Grit — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+51s into the segment"the point of Malibu is to kind of leave the Earth it's not to it's not don't turn turn it in Ocean City Maryland I don't want Laffy Taffy in Malibu I don't want bua deepo in Malibu"
Don't Build Disney World Malibu — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426+37s into the segment"here right I mean I you think about the Pacific Coast Highway Malibu these are sort of some of the more iconic places um in the country"
The Oppenheim Group's Fire Victim Hustle — Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors In LA | The Tim Dillon Show #427+91s into the segment"wouldn't even let me drive down the PCH because I called noou Malibu and I said I want a reservation and I want to see some Devastation"
Buying Burned Land in Altadena — Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza | The Tim Dillon Show #430+78s into the segment"stops you in the Palisades, right? And they stop you going into Malibu. And you got to have you got to take out your license and you"
Touring the Palisades Wildfire Wreckage — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436+25s into the segment"Hollywood's not centered in LA and it doesn't have the same, then Malibu, it's still it's Malibu might not be Malibu anymore. Yeah."
LA as a Vassal State of China and the Myth of Hollywood — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436+10s into the segment"bad fires in several areas of Los Angeles. Altina by Pasadena, Malibu, and the Pacific Palisades. Now, realtors in Los Angeles have"
LA Realtor's Sacred Water Commercial — Tylenol ‘Tism, FBI at Jan. 6th, & Meeting The Mossad | The Tim Dillon Show #463+22s into the segment