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Trader Joe's

2016-10-25, 1 mention2019-07-07, 1 mention2020-06-07, 1 mention2020-07-19, 1 mention2020-11-15, 2 mentions2025-09-07, 1 mention2026-04-18, 1 mention
Every mention, in time. Each mark is a day — taller means more that day — and links to the moment.

Tim’s take

Trader Joe's isn't really a subject for him so much as a recurring backdrop he drops jokes into — sample tables during imagined civil unrest 7:45, a lazy essential worker he wants un-vaccinated 49:11, fat triumphant Biden voters stampeding the aisles 0:00 1:38, and homeless people he jokes should be left to die outside one 31:38. The one time he actually evaluates a product there, he's mildly impressed the bagels look better than expected 35:46.got it.**wait, I need to remove stray text.**Actually the response must be clean JSON only.

References
8
Span
Oct 25, 2016 — Apr 18, 2026

Every Reference (8)

  • 7:49Oct 25, 2016joking#
    "Listen to me. You're dipping the cracker into the jar? It was a, Trader Joe's everything pretzel crisp. And I'm dipping it into the, I said"
    The Brooklyn Heights Vanity Film Shoot Disaster — Who's Gonna Fix Our Lives+249s into the segment
  • Jul 7, 2019joking#
    "I often get really angry at the samples that I'm handed at Trader Joe's for not being exactly what I want this isn't hot actually what"
    Are We Doing Video Again? — 155 - Death By Chocolate+28s into the segment
  • Jun 7, 2020joking#
    "to make a buck they say man easy time to hand out samples at Trader Joe's have you tried the hump have you tried - have you tried the"
    Trader Joe's Samples During a Civil War — #203 - Long Island Strong | The Tim Dillon Show+76s into the segment
  • Jul 19, 2020critical#
    "voice of the voiceless i'm not essential but some clown is at trader joe's and i think not i think not sir sir i think not ma'am non-binary"
    Withholding Vaccines from Bad Employees — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+139s into the segment
  • Nov 15, 2020joking#
    "the r word not good trader joe's makes you feel fat because trader joe's you get aggressively you get like confidently facts there's"
    Every Time You Turn Around: Boomer Dad's Fake News Grunt — #226 - Whitney Webb #3 | The Tim Dillon Show+86s into the segment
  • Nov 15, 2020joking#
    "and everybody's just [ __ ] just waddling down the rows of trader joe's like just putting [ __ ] french vanilla ice cream in their"
    Trader Joe's Fupa Bonanza and Biden Bon Bon Day — #226 - Whitney Webb #3 | The Tim Dillon Show+30s into the segment
  • Sep 7, 2025favorable#
    "Am I Am I completely You know what's interesting about these Trader Joe's bagels? They look better than you think they would. They actually"
    Trader Joe's Bagels Aside — Tim Dillon Joins CBS, Mazel! | The Tim Dillon Show #460+8s into the segment
  • Apr 18, 2026joking#
    "going to go, these homeless We need to let them die outside of Trader Joe's. Where are they going to go? Well, you're going to join him"
    The AI Demon Hunting Young Professionals — Eric Swalwell, The Great Layoff, & We Endorse Katie Porter | The Tim Dillon Show #492+251s into the segment