Companies/company
Target
Tim’s take
His most sustained bit about Target is the sarcastic "uncle target" riff during the George Floyd unrest, mocking people who show more reverence for a corporation's property than for police violence against people 0:00. He escalates that into jokes about torching Target locations and slapping people with McGriddles, framing concern for looted stores as absurd next to concern for actual victims 6:39.
Elsewhere Target is mostly shorthand for cheap, unglamorous consumerism — the store where you buy Christmas candles 27:43, where Meghan Markle supposedly wants to sell jam and plates to "white pigs" 57:07 53:55, or where he now buys his own clothes instead of DXL 1:03:55. He's also named it as one of the mega-corporations limiting wage growth in his broader "you'll own nothing" complaint 28:27, and when it pulled Pride merchandise he called that a capitulation to backlash while arguing the backlash itself was earned by gender ideology aimed at kids 1:05:00.
Every Reference (12)
"we keeping? We're keeping Best Buy alive. We're keeping fucking Target alive. I give a shit. It's a great fat acting morons the employee"
"hey his blood Friday we should go to Target and then everybody else at the bar turning around and going yeah yeah we should go to Target"
Major World Car Dealership and Black Friday Chaos — #176 - The Florida Project | The Tim Dillon Show+47s into the segment"employees for this period of time if you work in a place like Target or whatever and you're at risk these people should be eligible"
Nobody Actually Cares About Essential Workers — #197 - Essential Episode | The Tim Dillon Show+87s into the segment"its target it's our friend target it's uncle target why in god's name would you ever damage a hair on the head of uncle target or aunt Otto's own art"
Cold Open: "Just Be Nice" and Loot Target — #202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis | The Tim Dillon Show+50s into the segment"they can't go into work at Target I'm sure there's a lot of tears flowing right now for the employees of Target that they can't go to Target because it got torched"
Burn Down Target and the McGriddle Assault — #202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"christmas which is very nice what's some other stuff well it's from target no the the candles actually whitney would be impressed with that"
Whitney's Disappearance and Hair Color Spiral — #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show+71s into the segment"their wage because you have massive corporations, whether it's Target or Amazon or whatever, and they limit the amount of possible growth"
Corporate Land Grabs and 'You'll Own Nothing' — #283 - Joe Rogan | The Tim Dillon Show+55s into the segment"cheese and eat those and show you recipes and he'll go around target in a rascal scooter and do little sk skits and stuff and so this"
Nikocado's World and Kids Growing Up Online — #293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson | The Tim Dillon Show+28s into the segment"of course I buy my clothes at Target now yeah that's good too Target you know that yeah no no that's fine you know but it's like the"
DXL, the Fat Store, and the Death of Retail Shopping — "Bros" | The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone)+345s into the segment"something's off with her something's off something's off I don't know target has pulled my I'm gay for Vladimir Putin Pride shirt again this"
Target's Pride Shirt Pullback and the Gender Backlash — How To Help | The Tim Dillon Show #350+21s into the segment"tried that the other [ __ ] was like I want to sell plates in Target and they stabbed her they went old school like they did to Mommy"
Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Lifestyle Brand Exposed — Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos | The Tim Dillon Show #384+300s into the segment"up a clinic for people. She wants to sling jam to white pigs in Target. And that's the goal. And then she hires a bunch of people and"
Meghan Markle's Failing Jam Company — The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires | The Tim Dillon Show #407+322s into the segment