Companies/company
Postmates
2017-03-14, 1 mention2020-03-15, 1 mention2022-04-03, 1 mention2022-07-03, 1 mention2022-08-07, 1 mention2023-02-05, 1 mention
Tim’s take
His one sustained take is that delivery apps like Postmates are ruining people by letting them never leave the house, singling out cold Taco Bell as the proof that the whole system is pointless 6:04. Elsewhere it's mostly shorthand rather than argument — a running joke that Postmates will outlast civilization itself 1:17, and a stock reference for background modern-life convenience in riffs about Rome, porn habits, and gay-marketing overreach 1:58:39 0:09 40:15 44:19.
Every Reference (6)
"just fucking eat buffalo wings until you ordered. And it's your Postmates. That's the other thing. They'll go and get food for you."
Don't Order Seamless: The Death of Delivery Food — Second Life (with Alex Steinberg)+480s into the segment"or posts mates no matter what happens forever there will be post mates thank God someone with a mask will hand you a Pokeball through a door or a slot and they will scurry away into the darkness forever and ever"
The Only Economic Activities Left: Postmates and Requiem for a Dream — #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show+26s into the segment"to say like i was trying to find what is it uber i don't know postmates yeah i know that's good you get you can press a button and get"
Nikocado's World and Kids Growing Up Online — #293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson | The Tim Dillon Show+180s into the segment"what the what they've done here at ubereats oh yeah well the postmates commercial oh yeah i'm sorry well there's a lot of them that"
Postmates' Bottom-Friendly Pride Menu — #305 - Summer In America | The Tim Dillon Show+64s into the segment"human beings they also didn't have postmates they also did on postmates right right all the time also doordash uber right you know life"
Caesar Burns the Letters: Purple Monarchy and the End of Red vs Blue — The Acid Story with Curtis Yarvin | The Tim Dillon Show #310+176s into the segment"you're sitting there in your couch and you're waiting for a a Postmates or a Uber Eats driver to knock on the door and hand you Thai"