Companies/company
Magic Spoon
Tim’s take
Magic Spoon is one of the few sponsors he seems to actually endorse rather than just tolerate, reciting the same zero-sugar, high-protein, keto-friendly pitch across dozens of episodes with what reads as genuine enthusiasm for the fruity flavor 22:13 1:01:05 28:27 26:08. He frames it as the healthy version of the sugar cereals he grew up on, and repeatedly ties that nostalgia to jokes about his own chaotic or abusive childhood breakfast table 23:14 40:11 28:27. The ad reads are consistently used as a landing pad for a much darker story — a friend eaten by his parents, a home invasion, Epstein's island — before he pivots back to the promo code 1:12:33 58:11 59:27. He has also turned the brand into a running bit about his own death, saying he wants to die mid-ad-read so his suicide gets permanently attached to the cereal's name 47:33.
Every Reference (45)
"times by dad when dad had had enough and my mom but now there's magic spoon a new cereal"
Childhood Cereal Deprivation and Sleepover Sugar Cereal Memories — #197 - Essential Episode | The Tim Dillon Show+183s into the segment"company that's discovered a way to recreate your favorite childhood cereals with zero sugar 12 grams of protein and only three net grams of carbs in each serving"
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad — #197 - Essential Episode | The Tim Dillon Show"country but it will not happen mark my [ __ ] words without the magic spoon cereal will be will be we will be more chaos and death to it"
Magic Spoon as the 'Vaccine' to Societal Collapse (Ad Callback) — #197 - Essential Episode | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"everybody you know that I love magic spoon cereal it is a Kido cereal it is a low carb low sugar like no sugar cereal that simulates the experience you had when you ate cereal as a kid"
"want you to do right now right now pull the car over go to magic spoon comm slash Tim Dylan TI m di ll oh and grab a variety back and"
Get a Stunning Estate: Surviving the Vaccine-less Future and Boomer Selfishness — #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show+16s into the segment"no problem we've got our magic spoon for our 200th episode we'll be treating ourselves to some magic spoon cereal with zero grams of sugar three net carbs 11 grams of protein"
Magic Spoon for the 200th Episode — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show"now some magic spoon though right now this we're not doing an ad read but let's just have a little bit of it this is the fruit flavor here"
Comedy Clubs Reopening at 25% Capacity — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+105s into the segment"it's the studio thank God I had this magic spoon [ __ ] hurts my mouth but it won't hurt yours what do you think of it isn't it a nice cereal I legitimately really like it"
Tracy the Malibu Realtor and 'It's a Knife Fight Down Here' — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+240s into the segment"I'm kidding I'm joking you but what I am Telling You is about magic spoon dot-com / Tim Dunn what's in it will they make it they take"
Magic Spoon Ad: Is the Cereal Secretly Made of Meat? — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+45s into the segment"he would get magic spoon which is a new cereal company that's discovered a way to recreate your favorite childhood cereals with zero sugar twelve grams of protein and only three net grams of carbs in each serving"
The Tragic (Fake) Tale of Paul and Lucky Charms — #204 - Katie Herzog | The Tim Dillon Show+243s into the segment"know hey you know it's crazy they weren't the worst parents magic spoon dot-com / Tim Dylan grabbed a variety pack do it for me and"
"trick old marketing trick okay but here no tricks just goodness magic spoon cereal is one of my favorites you can indulge in any of the"
Magic Spoon and Epstein's Last Meal Joke — #207 - Whitney Webb Returns | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"know how i've done that no i started eating a cereal called magic spoon when i started this year i was a thousand pounds and now i'm"
Magic Spoon Cereal: Official Cereal of Epstein's Island — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+19s into the segment"and thanks to magic spoon for not only sponsoring us but sponsoring little st james and"
Helix Mattress Ad: You'll Sleep Through the Apocalypse — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show"ceremony for all of those religions after my workout and i love magic spoon cereal because it's a company that has zero sugar 12 grams of"
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad — #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show+41s into the segment"net plucked that black trunk [ __ ] i should have had more magic spoon cereal yeah i'm having a stroke four flavors cocoa fruity frosted"
Raycon Earbuds and Magic Spoon Cereal Ads — #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show+168s into the segment"actually had that a few times i did enjoy it it's not bad yeah magic spoon is really good because it simulates the experience of all of"
His Frazzled Wine-Salesman Father — #214 - Meatball's Mayhem | The Tim Dillon Show+259s into the segment"the thing you go to magicspoon.com tim dillon grab a variety pack try today use our promo code tim dillon at checkout now some people"
"off on the show one day uh in the middle of an ad read from magic spoon cereal i'll just blow my brains out i want to destroy a brand"
The Grouper Lady at the American Hotel and Tour Cancellations — #215 - Petty Little Pig | The Tim Dillon Show+95s into the segment"judd apatow email me stop he agrees sparking at the box of magic spoons he's barking the magic spoon why because you realize it's a"
Judd Apatow, Magic Spoon Barking, and Fake Grief — #217 - Cuties | The Tim Dillon Show+24s into the segment"right before you go magic spoon baby you know me i love the sugar cereals hard to kick the sugar very tough sugar in the carbs addict addict addict releases that dopamine in your brain"
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad — #217 - Cuties | The Tim Dillon Show"Magic spoon is a cereal. It is sugar free. It is keto for you and me. I"
Magic Spoon Cereal and Diet Culture Mascots — #219 - The Gates Of Hell | The Tim Dillon Show+1s into the segment"spoon did some somebody came up to me and said if you tried magic spoon i said you shut the [ __ ] up they said you got to do it it's"
Lucky Charms, Cat Piss, and the Magic Spoon Ad — #223 - Lil Xan | The Tim Dillon Show+235s into the segment"cereal so what i do is i go to magicspoon.com tim dillon because magic spoon is so healthy it has zero sugar 11 grams of protein and only"
Magic Spoon Cereal and the Home Invasion Story — #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show+156s into the segment"magic spoon cereal is a great cereal it's like you're eating the sugar cereals as a child but you're not you're eating a very healthy alternative"
Magic Spoon Cereal and the Dead Childhood Friend John — #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show+93s into the segment"that want to be healthy it's got the magic spot on my spoon magic spoon on my spoon it has zero it has zero grams of sugar 11 grams"
"think about that spoon what do you think about that spoon that magic spoon new year's is coming up you know it's coming up you know what's"
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad — #231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show+43s into the segment"ketogenic or a diet like that you get up you have a bowl of magic spoon you go on about your day whatever a little high protein greek"
Magic Spoon Cereal — #233 - Airbnb War | The Tim Dillon Show"blowing people in a in the in a you know in a library anyway magic spoon cereal has zero grams of sugar 11 grams of protein and three"
Magic Spoon Cereal and Getting Turned Gay by Healthy Cereal — #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show+43s into the segment"magic spoon cereal the keto cereal that we always talk about on the show"
Magic Spoon Cereal's New Peanut Butter Flavor — #238 - Keep Your Mouth Shut | The Tim Dillon Show"dillon that's cabbie.com tim dillon how many times do i have to tell you to go to magicspoon.com tim"
"go to magicspoon.com tim do you want to grab a variety pack and try it today okay zero sugar 13 14 grams of protein four net carbs in each serving 140 calories a serving keto friendly gluten free grain free soy free low carb gmo free"
"magic spoon told me they said uh that we can't do any content about uh children getting abused or uh uh killed or killed that was their words"
Magic Spoon Cereal and Censored Ad Copy — #241 - Live From Cleveland | The Tim Dillon Show+35s into the segment"free, soy free, low carb, GMO free. We've got exciting news. Magic Spoon will be releasing two amazing new flavors: cookies and cream"
"price magic spoon is a keto cereal we all had it yesterday everybody loves it"
Magic Spoon Cereal and Monk Fruit — #250 - The New Shepard | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"build our cocoa fruity frosted peanut butter blueberry cinnamon magic spoon is great i eat it it's tasty benny eats it everyone we know"
Magic Spoon Cereal Read — #254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin | The Tim Dillon Show+17s into the segment"healthy and eat like [ __ ] you know what I'm talking about it's magic spoon [ __ ] magicspoon.com you know what it is a sugar cereal without"
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad — #259 - Independence Day with Glenn Greenwald | The Tim Dillon Show+72s into the segment"like cocoa fruity frosted peanut butter blueberry and cinnamon magic spoon is bringing back two super popular flavors cookies and cream"
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad — #265 - Austin Taliban | The Tim Dillon Show"told them about Magic Spoon cereal. Because in all actuality, Magic Spoon is sugar-free, and that's what makes it good. So, if you go"
Magic Spoon Cereal and a Violent Sugar-Free Scone Rant — #271 - The Many Taints of Newark | The Tim Dillon Show+124s into the segment"of sugary cereal i do like cereal what are we talking about magic spoon cereal what is it it's a zero grams of sugar 13 to 14 grams"
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad and Ben's Breakfast Confession — #275 - Cool Mom! | The Tim Dillon Show+159s into the segment"on Thanksgiving, but you know how to get back on the wagon? Magic spoon cereal."
The Furry Daughter, Ben's Cult, and the Midsommar Comparison — #278 - A Thanksgiving Tale | The Tim Dillon Show+124s into the segment"realize that basically you can't eat anything anymore except magic spoon. And I eat it all day every day. I eat it for three meals."
Magic Spoon Cereal Ad — #278 - A Thanksgiving Tale | The Tim Dillon Show"They use high quality sweeteners like Monk Fruit and Zevia. Magic Spoon is amazing. You can custom design your own pack of different"
"birthdays early with this fan favorite I love the first time I got magic spoon I was like I can't believe it I I can't believe it I said because"
"the great thing about magic spoon cereal is that even though you think it's a sugary cereal like the one that you ate when you were a kid it's actually very healthy for you"