Companies/restaurant
Dairy Queen
2020-10-18, 1 mention2020-10-25, 1 mention2020-11-22, 1 mention2024-07-20, 1 mention2025-09-27, 1 mention2026-05-16, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He doesn't have an actual opinion on Dairy Queen so much as he keeps parking bits there — a ritual of ordering three Blizzards to compare (with a real gripe about coffee flavors being too intense) 52:15, a keto-diet punchline 39:01, a rambling story about a guy screaming for onion rings in the drive-thru 1:00, an improvised Secret Service excuse involving a melting Blizzard 21:59, and a full parody interview treating a Dairy Queen employee like a Mossad source 0:31. It even shows up as a metaphor for America's decline, as the place you loiter behind doing drugs 45:07.}
Every Reference (6)
"Mhm. and we had this mocha cookie fudge. We usually we go to Dairy Queen, we eat three small blizzards, and then try them all. Eat them"
Dairy Queen Blizzard Taste Test — #222 - Running Out The Clock | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"skeptical yeah when i say i'm on the keto diet and i go to dairy queen and i say i thought they were giving covet tests there and i"
The Hot Cheetos Hospital Rumor and Media Sensationalism — #223 - Lil Xan | The Tim Dillon Show+74s into the segment"and then there's a problem in the dairy queen there's a guy in a in a pickup truck that stalled out screaming onion rings at the top of his lungs"
The Deep Covid Clean, the Meth Maid at CVS, and the Onion Rings Guy at Dairy Queen — #227 - Sober Up | The Tim Dillon Show+154s into the segment"secret service agent go up to the roof and he was having a Dairy Queen Blizzard and you know the blizzards where they hold them upside"
The Dairy Queen Blizzard and Raising Cane's Roof Bit — Secret Service Sloped Roof Party | The Tim Dillon Show #401"Chloe. You work at Dairy Queen. That is true. Yes. What is Dairy Queen in your mind? What is it? Because people say that they serve"
The Dairy Queen 'Mossad' Interview Parody — Tylenol ‘Tism, FBI at Jan. 6th, & Meeting The Mossad | The Tim Dillon Show #463+43s into the segment"us anymore. You know why? Because we've hung out behind the Dairy Queen too long doing drugs with our friends. We look a little older,"
America Is the Weird Kid With a Gun, Not the Quarterback Anymore — USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496+49s into the segment