Companies/company
Bird Dogs
Tim’s take
Bird Dogs is a recurring sponsor, and his actual opinion of the product never wavers — no underwear needed, more comfortable than anything else, better than Lululemon because they poached their designer 49:34 46:14. What makes the reads notable is that the pitch itself is just a launchpad: the same three lines about the liner and the free whistle football show up every time, but the surrounding riff goes somewhere else entirely 17:36 48:11.
He has used the ad slot to build out a graphic Zelensky fan-fiction bit across two episodes 49:53 52:37, a joke about a friend's pedophile father who doesn't wear them versus one who does and has a great life 48:11, and a crack about wearing them while rewatching January 6th footage 48:07. The shorts are always sincerely endorsed; everything hung on them is not 22:18 16:15.
Every Reference (9)
"the best they have a built-in silky soft inner liner that makes underwear obsolete they're the most comfortable shorts i've ever worn and it's not even close they stole lululemon's designer and now they're doing it better"
"silky soft inner liner that makes underwear obsolete they are the most comfortable shorts i have ever worn and it's not even close"
Bird Dogs Shorts and the Secretly Gay Friend Fantasy — #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"another college rockford college rockford yeah rockford i love bird dogs they're joggers with a built-in silky soft inner liner that is"
"birddogs.com promo code tim dillon and you get a football so you and your kids can throw the ball around on the one day you're legally allowed to see them"
Bird Dogs Watching January 6th Footage Bit — #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show+6s into the segment"birddogs.com enter promo code Tim Dylan they'll throw in a free bird dogs whistle football so you can go to the park and throw a whistle"
Ambivalence About Ukraine, Like Picking Ice Cream Flavors — #287 - Drug Recognition Expert | The Tim Dillon Show+65s into the segment"what do you think about the bird dogs I like the they sent me some wacky Styles and some conventional ones too because you know what it's funny it it's funny"
"bird dogs on and he's doing heroic things in the Ukraine uh bird dogs are great their pants you don't have to wear underwear so if"
Bird Dog Shorts and the Zelensky Blowjob Bit — #290 - Let's Take A Beat | The Tim Dillon Show+70s into the segment"if she blew her brains out and died as they were both coming bird dogs tell them the deal what's the deal here oh yes so we have a call"
More Bird Dogs Riffing and Zelensky Fantasy Wrap-up — #290 - Let's Take A Beat | The Tim Dillon Show+97s into the segment"bird dogs they are pants where you don't have to wear underwear and if"
Bird Dogs Ad and the Dark Web Pedophile Bit — #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show