People/person
Ellen DeGeneres
2016-12-06, 1 mention2018-05-23, 2 mentions2018-06-06, 1 mention2018-09-13, 1 mention2019-06-16, 1 mention2019-10-20, 1 mention2020-01-19, 2 mentions2020-03-22, 1 mention2020-05-03, 1 mention2020-05-10, 1 mention2020-05-31, 1 mention2020-06-28, 2 mentions2020-08-02, 4 mentions2020-09-06, 1 mention2020-12-06, 3 mentions2020-12-20, 1 mention2021-01-10, 1 mention2023-01-15, 3 mentions2023-12-02, 1 mention2024-04-06, 1 mention2024-05-04, 3 mentions2024-07-20, 1 mention2024-09-28, 3 mentions2025-01-11, 1 mention2025-05-17, 1 mention2025-05-24, 2 mentions2025-08-30, 1 mention2026-07-18, 1 mention
Every Reference (43)
"fucking gorgeous big lip beauty from fucking Brooklyn Staten Island Ellen from Brooklyn. She's from Brooklyn, originally. She lives in Staten"
Riot Cast Network Business and Gas Digital Rivalry Jokes — Bully Queen (With Robert Kelly)+62s into the segment"And I just sort of became, and I was a comedy writer, so I'm already of a sensibility towards comedy. And you worked for Ellen? Work We're afraid of okay."
"Ellen I don't fucking know Ellen I worked for her New York Minnow. She I know she's a fabulous person, right? She seemed grouchy and a little cold to me."
"And then it's this sort of snowball effect. And then you're on Ellen, HBO, it says where it will. At what point do you say like, okay,"
Quincy Jones III's Mesothelioma Special and the Psychology of Lying — Dinner Pig+174s into the segment"gotta help Trisha with cancer. Yeah, unless Trisha goes on Ellen's show and gets a special for it. Well, the reality is that's the next"
GoFundMe Whiplash and Comedians as the Village Idiots — The Pauper Is Just Working+84s into the segment"people quietly George liked people and then he you know went on Ellen and danced so all these idiot blue check marks out here were like"
"one guy who interacted with him directly did an interview with Ellen and then disappeared forever and nobody else interacted with Stephen"
Car Crash With Federal Agents and the Epstein Rendition Theory — #170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1| The Tim Dillon Show+249s into the segment"I hope it's not true hey you know I mean I've tweeted The Ellen DeGeneres is in the CIA and I believe that there's a decent argument"
Could Tim Get a Show on Infowars, and the Stern/Fallon Question — #183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show | The Tim Dillon Show+383s into the segment"something's a little weird there some little weird when Ellen is the only person that gets to talk to the one guy he's supposed to go on hannity"
Stephen Paddock, Ellen, and the Vegas Shooting Mystery — #183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show | The Tim Dillon Show+52s into the segment"rolling down the street and then turn on my TV and see Ellen dancing at what from her living room at what point do these people just"
Billy Eilish, The Voice, and State TV Fallon — #192 - Coronavirus The Musical | The Tim Dillon Show+107s into the segment"Texas and he just chills and every now and then he pops up with Ellen somewhere uh at a you know a football stadium you know while he's"
The Illuminati Meeting Bit Continued and Candace Owens Joke — #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show+117s into the segment"we focused on the idea that we're going to live in some [ __ ] dystopian nightmare reality where Ellen DeGeneres would be broadcasting from her room"
200th Episode Retrospective and Show History — #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show+166s into the segment"beer with this cop and forgive him and then the cops gonna go on Ellen and do it 1970s style dance he's gonna or he's gonna do some old"
Justifying the Riots and Charging the Cop — #202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis | The Tim Dillon Show+112s into the segment"this isn't like Ellen who doesn't want this you know what I mean Ellen doesn't want this Ellen wants to hang out with Dick Cheney Ellen wants to go to Abu Ghraib and see where the blood got spilled and that's why she makes 80 million dollars a year"
Dick Cheney Tells Everyone to Wear a Mask — #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show+89s into the segment"up cue letter Q and then I come out with dick cheney's and a child he mercilessly tortured an Allen DeGeneres and we it's like everyone"
Closing Riff: Enjoy Life and the Roseanne/Cheney Finale Fantasy — #206 - Turn Yourselves In | The Tim Dillon Show+102s into the segment"we will have a uh a hotline number later for you if you have been sexually assaulted at the ellen degeneres program which uh everyone that has ever worked there has apparently been goosed in the dressing room"
The Legion of Skanks Super PAC Endorsement Bit — #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show+65s into the segment"that's the question do i like it more now that i know that ellen degeneres has been running a rape room in the back of her fun positive"
Ellen DeGeneres's Rape Room and the Sexual Misconduct Scandal — #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show+3s into the segment"at ellen that was got stuck in traffic on a 405. and you know ellen walks by that and says nothing she walks by and says nothing because"
Ellen's CIA Asset Theory and Segment Producer Torture Fantasy — #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show+49s into the segment"michael's produced it well boohoo good it's great anyway i have no beef with laura michaels by the way i'm available email me i'll delete this whole show i'll delete i will"
The TBS Tournament of Laughs Saga and Unaired Sketches — #211 - Snubbed | The Tim Dillon Show+393s into the segment"on people i mean what i mean this is like this is the way ellen degeneres treats her staff that's how bad it is putting hoods on people"
Cops Working Through COVID and the Spit Hood Video — #216 - A Good Deal | The Tim Dillon Show+172s into the segment"so ellen degeneres who's as we've covered runs in abu ghraib style torture prison at her show is now making blankets out of her interns body hair"
TikTok Kids, Josh Richards, and Ellen's Faux Fur Homeless Blankets — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show+236s into the segment"sex with them give them a blanket give them a blanket that ellen degeneres made but don't have sex with them so i'm just confused but"
Natalie Palamides' 'Nate' and Confusion Over Consent Gray Areas — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show+175s into the segment"me tic toc stars go take those blankets and give them back to ellen knock on the door hi give them back to her go you deserve these"
Real Friends Show Up in Good Times, Not Bad — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show+33s into the segment"mob boss yeah like right you're just buying loyalty from people ellen should have given those cars to her staff who she beat the [ __"
David Dobrik's Puzzle Grift and YouTube Philanthropy — #231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold | The Tim Dillon Show+227s into the segment"really thought this was was going to happen that alan degeneres was going to be going to jail none of this was true all this was [ __ ]"
The Movie Clifford and the Q-Anon Letdown — #234 - Stop Ratting | The Tim Dillon Show+68s into the segment"your pool so my landscaper is figuring figuring that out Ellen DeGeneres though uh is upset about this as as you know as a res a long"
Ellen DeGeneres Controls the Weather with Her Mind — Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #331+84s into the segment"mean this is like biblical [ __ ] and um nobody's prepared for this except Alan who created it let's watch the the end of her little plea"
Tragic Deaths and Ellen's 'Be Nicer to Mother Nature' Plea — Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #331+68s into the segment"this is uh uh Ellen Degeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi the title of this article in architectural digest is inside Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi's endless real estate portfolio"
Ellen's Endless Real Estate Portfolio — Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #331+19s into the segment"most like Sinister people that's like Ellen right that's what happened with her oh yeah she's like America CIA no one's liked that most"
The Eras Tour and Not Getting Taylor Swift's Appeal — Bastard Radio | The Tim Dillon Show #372+98s into the segment"not great huh no Ellen is an Angry Vagina why is she so mad well she doesn't have enough money she's like a billionaire Ellen I I've heard"
Caitlyn Jenner as the Leader of Anti-Trans Homophobes — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+130s into the segment"truly amazing Ellen degenerous is angry now and she's you know this show covered Ellen the downfall of Ellen but she is angry now if you remember before Ellen was made to leave TV there were some information that came out that she was putting her interns on crosses and crucifying them in the back of her show"
Ellen DeGeneres, the CIA, and Her Fall From Grace — Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests | The Tim Dillon Show #391+29s into the segment"house okay hold on I miss Ellen in these troubled times because Ellen was uh The Illuminati's buddy on daytime TV and she would get"
Meghan Markle's Jam and a Commemorative Princess Diana Jam Pitch — Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests | The Tim Dillon Show #391+14s into the segment"would be nice cuz this is one of those things where it's like Ellen could have them both on you know what I mean like she would have"
Delivery Drivers as Target Practice for Paranoid Gun Owners — Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests | The Tim Dillon Show #391+116s into the segment"you know Ellen degenerous is a clone or something or she's in jail awaiting trial I mean how lovely would that be but I don't believe it's the truth"
Living Through Unprecedented Uncertainty — Secret Service Sloped Roof Party | The Tim Dillon Show #401+48s into the segment"are citizens here please play some of Ellen degenerous is new special it's the greatest thing that's ever been done it's the greatest"
The Faceless Merchants of Death — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+320s into the segment"and I do uh actually is that Ellen is you know not only from Hell she's of hell and that is different that is different you can be"
Ellen DeGeneres's New Special Is Demonic — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+45s into the segment"love you um and uh unlike Ellen degenerous who has hundreds of millions of dollars I did get into the business for money good night"
Tour Dates and Sign Off — Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411+75s into the segment"like a uh or like a um Ellen got one who Ellen degenerous for what I don't know but she got one she but Ellen's like in the medal of freedom"
Inauguration Security Fears and Fake COVID Excuses — Bad Friends | The Tim Dillon Show #425+103s into the segment"are um What about Who's someone else we can hile that's um Hi, Ellen. What's someone who's someone else that's um good? Uh could we"
Trying to Hile Someone Else (Bernie, Mussolini) — Qatar, Kanye, & The Gift Of Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show #444+9s into the segment"killed someone and assume their identity. No one thinks of Ellen DeGeneres as someone who gets up and like has cereal in the morning."
Diddy, Cancel Culture, and Why Nobody Actually Cares Anymore — CNN Interview, Ms. Rachel Propaganda, & The Uncancelables | The Tim Dillon Show #445+193s into the segment"all missing? Doesn't matter. It doesn't. You're going to need Ellen. You're going to need Ellen to fight AI. You're going to need her."
Closing Riff: AI, Ellen, and Letting Go of Outrage — CNN Interview, Ms. Rachel Propaganda, & The Uncancelables | The Tim Dillon Show #445+78s into the segment"one's bad. He's bad. The way he treated his employees is bad. Ellen's bad. Sure she is. Sure she is. But she's got her bread buttered."
Bread and Circuses: Taylor Swift as Hunger Games Wedding — Taylor Swift’s Engagement & The Digital Prison | The Tim Dillon Show #459+180s into the segment"clone and whatever. Ellen Degenerous has kuru, that cannibal disease, which would be hilarious if she had it. I've seen no evidence"
JD Vance on Rogan Defends the Epstein Files — Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t | The Tim Dillon Show #504+416s into the segment