Subjects/subject
COVID-19
2020-03-01, 1 mention2020-03-08, 2 mentions2020-03-12, 2 mentions2020-03-17, 1 mention2020-03-20, 3 mentions2020-03-22, 2 mentions2020-03-29, 3 mentions2020-04-26, 1 mention2020-05-03, 1 mention2020-05-10, 1 mention2020-05-17, 2 mentions2020-07-26, 2 mentions2020-08-09, 1 mention2020-08-16, 2 mentions2020-09-06, 1 mention2020-11-01, 2 mentions2020-11-29, 3 mentions2020-12-06, 2 mentions2021-01-17, 2 mentions2021-04-25, 1 mention2021-05-30, 1 mention2021-07-04, 1 mention2021-08-01, 1 mention2021-08-10, 1 mention2021-08-15, 2 mentions2021-08-22, 1 mention2021-11-16, 1 mention2021-11-30, 1 mention2021-12-28, 1 mention2022-05-22, 1 mention2022-08-07, 1 mention
Tim’s take
He opens the pandemic joking that a full societal collapse would be good for everyone, then gets strep throat and jokes it's fitting that the guy rooting for the virus caught it first 0:00 0:00. Once it's actually killing people he insists it's real and that treating it as a hoax is delusional, while still criticizing how governments and hospitals handled it 6:10. He also does a bit imagining he'd have staged a benefit routine questioning whether nurses' mask marks are makeup, and mocks the Plandemic documentary while admitting he doesn't actually know what to believe about how contagious or exaggerated it all is 48:09 0:00. Later he settles into calling the pandemic "QAnon for the left," arguing the virus is real but the boomer obsession with statistics and worst-case scenarios has become its own unhealthy ideology 2:21. Along the way he's just as annoyed by the theater of it all — unworkable restaurant reopening rules and a hotel elevator he refuses to ride because a repair tech might have COVID — treating the precautions themselves as absurd 1:06 10:28.
Every Reference (47)
"coronavirus would be the best thing that happened to this country welcome"
Coronavirus Should Wipe Out Society — #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"was a guy who had went on his podcast and said, I am for the coronavirus. I want the coronavirus. And then the next day I got diagnosed"
Strep Throat Mistaken for Coronavirus — #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show+27s into the segment"everyone going to the urgent care that they can't test for coronavirus. The whole urgent care goes, "Listen, if you're concerned about"
Urgent Care, Fake Coronavirus Testing, and the Vancouver Doctor Visit — #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show+116s into the segment"the virus the name of this virus is SARS CoV - so sorry regional partners this is the same family of viruses they're all the same they're the same yeah they're all corona virus"
Hospital Capacity, Remdesivir, and Philadelphia's 1918 Parade Mistake — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins+227s into the segment"the corona virus no it's not it's a mild illness and most of all I find this like yeah most of all are fine like if you're healthy like you can get better in a week with like over-the-counter medication"
Turning Vanessa's Quote Into a Fake Viral Headline — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins+45s into the segment"would imagine they'd go pretty far Sean asks have you seen the coronavirus challenge"
Canceled Tour Dates and Government Lockdown Enforcement — Live Stream #1 | The Tim Dillon Show+83s into the segment"you're seeing a lot of people coming in with coughing coughing a lot you're seeing a lot of people come in again flu you know right Korona virus very flu-like"
Hospital Overload and Mask Shortages — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins #2+12s into the segment"not that's not good enough that's just so when you come in with corona what are they giving you oh man what are they giving you and like"
"to the teeth with nuclear arsenals and what really undoes us is you know a microscopic organism and it's kind of what it's kind of what"
Nuclear Arsenals Undone By a Microscopic Organism — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins #2+34s into the segment"I can't wait for coronavirus the musical coronavirus the musical can you see it Broadway stage opens twenty twenty-three people are standing there"
Death Toll Totals and the Coronavirus Musical — #192 - Coronavirus The Musical | The Tim Dillon Show+215s into the segment"coronavirus tried to buy an ad on this show and I declined you know I was contacted by somebody who said Corona wants advertisers on the show Cove at 19 to advertise because they think they're getting a bad rap in the media"
An Ad Pitch From Coronavirus Itself — #192 - Coronavirus The Musical | The Tim Dillon Show+65s into the segment"when this [ __ ] happens when you're 35 and you realize you're [ __ ] you were almost [ __ ] before the pandemic it's not fun a crisis is not fun in your mid-thirties"
Wishing It Was 9/11 Instead of This — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+72s into the segment"who's gonna have a little coin I've been trying to donate to coronavirus and it is very difficult and I'll tell you why they don't need"
"years just so you know talking about this don't like what about coronavirus like you shut the [ __ ] out we know you [ __ ] we know we don't"
Would We Get Numb to Coronavirus Like We Did to Terrorism? — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+33s into the segment"it is a real virus like the people out there to think that this is not real or mentally ill like it's people are getting it and they're dying"
Coronavirus Death Count Update and China 5G Conspiracy Bit — #197 - Essential Episode | The Tim Dillon Show+52s into the segment"comedian say something heartfelt about why we should support the coronavirus people and I'm gonna tell you why my idea would have been great"
The Nurse-Actors Bit He Wishes He'd Done — #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show+9s into the segment"and I said coronavirus is fake people want to hear that people want to hear that there's an Orwellian plan that's in place I think that"
Cold Open: Coronavirus Is Fake (and Plandemic Was Yanked from YouTube) — #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show+116s into the segment"info for notifications of contagion and pledge that they have not felt any symptoms of Kovan 19 a pledge and we all know in Long Island"
Long Island Restaurant Reopening Rules, Matilda's Law, and the Death of Dining Out — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+322s into the segment"my job two weeks before the hurricane for showing up drunk coronavirus could be the new hurricane sandy everybody's gonna be everybody's"
Hurricane Sandy Excuses and Coronavirus as the New Excuse — #200 - Knife Fights In Malibu | The Tim Dillon Show+80s into the segment"delivers us into a police state 100 percent i think this along with covid this is the perfect storm of factors that will eventually push"
The Fantasy Obama/Cuomo Concert and Antifa Flash Mob — #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show+69s into the segment"you know scientists have now decided the best way to fight covert is an underground bed that the government is testing out just laying this underground bed it's about six feet under the ground"
Robots Taking Over and Applebee's Conspiracy — #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show+69s into the segment"here's the reality when the quarantine first happened and that coronavirus hit you know everybody was like nothing's ever going to be the"
Quarantine Will Shred Your Relationships — #212 - Barnyard Creature | The Tim Dillon Show+71s into the segment"gonna stand there in your lobby while an elevator mechanic with covid comes over no i just said check me out what i said i said check"
Late Checkout, Broken Key Cards, and Demanding a Refund — #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show+145s into the segment"Two years from now somebody you know at a [ __ ] restaurant's gonna go well because of cover 19 we actually and you're gonna want to grab that throat and go no more no more"
"I've Come Here to Die": The Ultimate Check-In Line — #213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail | The Tim Dillon Show+32s into the segment"the insanity and the obsession with colvin i'm not saying to not be careful i'm not saying it isn't real i'm not saying i can't get it and drop dead tomorrow all of these things could happen"
"because kovitz back baby i don't know if you know this but kovitz back we're gonna have to reschedule some of our comedy shows my fans"
Rodeo Drive Boards Up and Comedy Club Covid Rules — #224 - American Chainsaw Massacre | The Tim Dillon Show+98s into the segment"hours for the first time which is a record it's a resurgence of covert 19 covet 19 is back covent is back baby you just see bill and"
COVID Resurgence and the Return of Lockdowns — #224 - American Chainsaw Massacre | The Tim Dillon Show+41s into the segment"now about covert you know i just have my producer here and i just ordered two cova tests you know we have no symptoms we're not sick but i'm spending about six hundred dollars to have a guy come in here"
"kovid was never going to kill millions and millions of americans that was always a lie um it was about uh basically transforming america a free society into a totalitarian state"
COVID as a Political Weapon Against Trump — #228 - Candace Owens | The Tim Dillon Show"i don't care if i get chronovirus and what is wrong with you what weird like i'm a young springy 31 year old woman if i get coronavirus i promise you it's not going to be anywhere near as bad as the flu"
Confronting a Stranger at Whole Foods Over Masks — #228 - Candace Owens | The Tim Dillon Show+10s into the segment"but everybody's getting a q-tip up the nose to see if they have sars cove to the coronavirus what a shitty way to spend a day you know"
Empty Christmas Decorations and COVID Testing Lines in LA — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show+38s into the segment"mean but that's a great way if you don't know how you look how concerned have people been about you getting covered if people call you up and they're like i don't think you should"
Fat Friends, Concerned Calls, and Getting COVID Twice — #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show+51s into the segment"i was at a socially distanced backyard in los angeles which we all know was burning down with covered we all know that and they're it covet is real disclaimer it's real it can be devastating it's [ __ ] up several people i know"
Covid Bragging vs. ALS, Cancer, and Leprosy — #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show+6s into the segment"you shouldn't talk if you haven't had coven everything's about you should just have and if you don't have it make it up that you had it"
Fake Your Covid Story or Get Ignored (Closing Bit) — #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show+4s into the segment"what do you think about uh you know covet i mean in in psychologically what it's done to people the lockdowns the fear um you know obviously"
Skepticism of Psychology Majors and COVID's Psychological Toll — #249 - Jordan Peterson | The Tim Dillon Show+52s into the segment"back up i dropped out of it when it's not even a news story it's not even in the top five news stories i just pass away from covid"
Memorial Day Fantasy: Dying Right After Getting Vaccinated — #254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin | The Tim Dillon Show+57s into the segment"and I think the the coveted pandemic is clearly the most transformative event of Our Lives you know the only thing that probably competes"
COVID Lockdowns as the Most Transformative Event of Our Lives — #259 - Independence Day with Glenn Greenwald | The Tim Dillon Show"every podcast i would go yeah give me the death numbers in the world give me the sick we had the worldometer yeah yeah and i'd go give"
Delta Variant Returns and the Riots-vs-Covid Trade-off — #262 - We're Back | The Tim Dillon Show+18s into the segment"round out the top ten hopefully it's the last splash of the coronavirus this is my hope and we can move on from this"
"the whole idea was that you got the vaccine so that you you wouldn't you wouldn't be inundated with texts like are your affairs in order"
America's Real Death Culture vs. COVID Panic — #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show+10s into the segment"you you've never had this as far as you know kovit no i'm i'm uh i'm a very healthy man and i've managed to keep it uh keep it up at"
The Doctor Goes Full Conspiracy: Horus, Gold, and Bitcoin — #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show+31s into the segment"and that's what hurricane sandy was people like i was still i was oh my god hurricane sandy can't and it [ __ ] me for years yes i couldn't get a job or go to school or anything i just had to sit in water for years and drink i just had to sit in in disgusting water and drink for seven years after hurricane sandy and that's what's gonna happen with covet too"
Hurricane Sandy, Long Island's Racism Cured, and the COVID Excuse Economy — #265 - Austin Taliban | The Tim Dillon Show+270s into the segment"let's do it let's go back out who cares covet's a holocaust of fat people okay I'll get vaccinated I got vaccinated then they said put"
Vaccine Mandate Goalpost-Moving and Endless Boosters — #277 - The New American Dream | The Tim Dillon Show+64s into the segment"dominated by this uh fake covet variant that uh is not doing anything to anyone and yet it seems totally fake you know fouchy's on"
Fauci's Vanity and Another Meet the Press Appearance — #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"on my credit card ordering room service, curing themselves of COVID. They're having a hot chocolate service the last time I stopped"
The Pedialyte and COVID Grocery List Debate — #281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday | The Tim Dillon Show+9s into the segment"what's fun about the special is it has a ton of material about COVID and the riots. So, it's going to be really relevant. Like that's"
Back from Australia and the Irrelevant June Special — #299 - Family Recipe | The Tim Dillon Show+16s into the segment"happened here is you know there's a funny way to tell the story about kovid which is a kid remember i grew up i mean you were one of the"
San Francisco Homelessness, the Sore in Tim's Mouth — The Acid Story with Curtis Yarvin | The Tim Dillon Show #310+215s into the segment