Places/place
Arizona
Tim’s take
His baseline position is that Arizona is the worst state in the union, all heat and trashy culture and bad food, though he carves out an exception for Scottsdale and Paradise Valley, which he treats as a nice desert refuge for rich Californians 2:13 1:38. He returns to this contempt as a running bit — the heat cooking people alive on the sidewalk, the evenly-split population of retirees and psychopaths — even while enjoying sold-out shows there 48:11 2:07. He insists he tries not to talk about the state and it keeps pulling him back in anyway 25:12.
Most of his actual attention goes to Gilbert, Arizona, where he covers the Preston Lord murder obsessively and takes personal credit for pushing the story until arrests happened 11:38 1:02:56. He treats the surrounding cases — rich kids attacking strangers, a kid killed and bragged about on Snapchat, a canceled Palestine drag show — less as evidence of anything specific about Arizona than as a steady supply of stories that happen to be set there 52:11 59:20 2:12.”}}]}]}]}]}]}]}] wait invalid. Stop. 25:12
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"we're here in Arizona, which is the worst state in the union, uh, by far. There is no comparison. There is nothing worse than Arizona."
Arizona Is the Worst State in the Union — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+30s into the segment"about that? I was reading about this the other day. Yeah. Cuz in Arizona, I I want to see someone burst into fire and preferably the entire"
Wishing Death on Trump via Headlines — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+50s into the segment"than wherever the hell is at the end of your journey. Mine was Arizona. I do respect the Arizona woman, like the leathery turquoise jewelry"
Rest Stop Milkshakes and Telling Kids to Skip College — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+119s into the segment"some dope mansions in Scottsdale. Listen, I there's people in Arizona that I dig and I understand what it is here. But just let's be"
More Arizona Trashing and a Gastro Pub in Atlanta — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+44s into the segment"that. Yeah, I'm good. I think we'll skip the fried bread house in Arizona. Even though I'm I'm It is good. The fried bread is very good,"
Closing Riff: Fried Bread House and Farewell to Arizona — #221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show+112s into the segment"through the 12th you know i love that you know what i love about arizona what's that is that it's so horrible uh those are almost sold"
Tour Date Rundown: Phoenix, Tampa, San Antonio, and Portland Maine Struggles — #286 - Tim Moves To Spotify | The Tim Dillon Show+34s into the segment"would that even look like? Well, it would So, some cities like in Arizona are replacing it with They're replacing it with since there's"
Drag Brunch Gets Too Aggressive — #304 - What America Means To Me | The Tim Dillon Show+36s into the segment"letting people go to the 4th of July. Yeah, yeah. Most Most of Arizona seems to be kind of hosed this year. Arizona is a real dump."
Arizona's Fireworks Shortage and the Flume Replacement — #304 - What America Means To Me | The Tim Dillon Show+13s into the segment"show and the people that live by like these man-made lakes in Arizona, these tarantulas that come out for this event are going to be"
What America's 4th of July Actually Feels Like — #304 - What America Means To Me | The Tim Dillon Show+72s into the segment"I spent almost a week there in the desert and uh I like Arizona I like it because it's a state that is evenly divided between uh retirees and Psychopaths"
"um those are the two largest demographic groups in Arizona people that are retired and people who are psychotic and that's"
Arizona: Retirees vs Psychopaths — The Tim Dillon Show #335"Christmas story let's start at the beginning there is a state called Arizona Arizona is fine outside of Scottdale and Paradise Valley where"
Introducing Arizona, Scottsdale, and Gilbert — Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375+64s into the segment"everybody's got to get caught that does the wrong thing in that part of Arizona so there's all these theories lurid theories about the parents"
New York Post Puts the One Black Guy on the Cover — Den Of Snakes | The Tim Dillon Show #378+86s into the segment"murders I'm literally making the streets safer for the people of Arizona a place I don't even particularly love and I'm out there making"
Offering His Services to the Gilbert, Arizona Families — Price Of Poison | The Tim Dillon Show #379+29s into the segment"become a pin why not do it I want to thank the good people of Arizona and I want to say you're welcome I want to thank them because"
Taking Credit for the Preston Lord Case and the Smoothie Cafe Cover-Up — Biden's SOTU & The Lazarus Drug | The Tim Dillon Show #383+83s into the segment"these things by the way look at the judge in this case please is Arizona even a real estate can you look at this judge can you look can"
Calling for the Death Penalty for the "Gilbert Goons" — Biden's SOTU & The Lazarus Drug | The Tim Dillon Show #383+38s into the segment"lose this [ __ ] is good I'm better okay the the jury pool in Arizona will have a reading level of second grade do you understand the"
Mocking Arizona and Plotting a Freestyle Rap Trial Strategy — Biden's SOTU & The Lazarus Drug | The Tim Dillon Show #383+51s into the segment"a good That makes sense. Drag show for Palestine canceled in Arizona. I find myself again against all odds talking about Arizona. I"
Daddy Satan's Canceled Drag Show for Palestine — P. Diddy & The Loneliness Plague | The Tim Dillon Show #386+25s into the segment"everything winky face literally we covered this horrible story in Arizona um that a kid was killed by these other kids at a party and they"
The Arizona Kid Killed and Filmed for Snapchat — Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387+28s into the segment"like yeah I I covered and I've covered this case this case at Arizona where there's a bunch of rich white kids randomly attacking people"
The Arizona Rich Kid Murder and the Similarly-Named Suspect — Mike Recine & Lizzo Be Quitting | The Tim Dillon Show #388+5s into the segment"people do and like it I have friends that live in other parts of Arizona that love it you it is very difficult to spend the entire year"
People Getting Cooked Alive on Phoenix Sidewalks — Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show #396+114s into the segment"he a senator he's a congressman from he's a congressman from Arizona Tucson and he's questioning I believe the head of the uh police"
Congressman Grills Butler PA Police Chief on the Shooting — Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels Of Power | The Tim Dillon Show #402+7s into the segment"Trail a couple of days ago and it's we go to Dallas we go to Arizona we go to Nevada we go back to Washington we go back to Ohio like"
Welcoming JD Vance and the Campaign Trail Grind — Sen. JD Vance | The Tim Dillon Show #414+68s into the segment"think some of them are ex we we've watched one that was from Arizona that was a few months ago and we watched it jet off into the sky"
Could the Drones Be China, and the Missile That Missed the Spy Balloon — The Joe Rogan Experience | The Tim Dillon Show #422+178s into the segment