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Would Jesus Be a Twitter Loser? and the El Paso Priest's Salsa Reputation
from Nugget Branding | The Tim Dillon Show #346 · #346
2 min
Tim wonders if Jesus would be an annoying activist on Twitter today, then reacts to a priest's statement about migrants living up to El Paso's "reputation," joking that El Paso is really just known for making salsa.
- Tim questions whether priests claiming Jesus would support migrant policies are actually representing Jesus's views correctly.
- If Jesus were alive today, he'd probably be a total loser on Twitter spouting annoying progressive takes.
- Everyone who claims to love Jesus now would actually hate him if he showed up today as an activist.
- Bishop Mark introduces himself with grandiose rhetoric about the human family.
- Tim argues he's allowed to refuse migrants if he refuses his own family members, turning the priest's logic back on him.
- The absurdity of an actual long-lost family member showing up and expecting to move in uninvited.