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New York
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Tim’s take
His stated position is that New York wore him out — he calls it miserable, wishes the whole city ill during an opening-night breakdown, and says he's glad to be leaving 49:17 59:43. He backs this up with grim local color: cops who'd rather shoot a fleeing driver than let a chase drag on, and a mixtape-and-CD grift preying on tourists in Central Park 10:36 2:17. Even his forecast for the place is bleak, folding it into a Pentagon study about future mega-city slums 1:41:44.
That said, the hate is not the whole story — he breaks into a straight-faced parody of 'I Happen to Like New York,' complete with Battery Park and stolen phones, and singles out Staten Island's mom-and-pop character as what still makes the city worthwhile against corporate Manhattan 1:41:19 1:37:58. He also admits he's essentially only ever lived in New York or LA, which undercuts the idea that leaving is simple 1:14:38.
Every Reference (135)
"thinking about what city Yes, you know you so you are clearly not in New York right you don't go somewhere don't go to LA go Cleveland Maybe"
"and she's like, this is great I'm so excited and then the song New York comes out. This song goes Jay Z Yeah, so they all start singing"
The Car Ride to Montreal and the Girl Who Bombed Singing 'Empire State of Mind' — Nice Means Nothing+175s into the segment"up there? Dude it's all the same shit like everyone you leave New York you really spoiled everyone's like there's such great French"
"it was just a guest on every single show no because ralph's in new york is so you know doing stand-up comedy new york you meet so few"
Ralph's Mom Ran a Brooklyn Cabaret and Meeting Andy Kaufman — Antiseptic New York+150s into the segment"crazy i'm crazy my friend lived in a bad area we first moved to new york and he said he would talk to himself on the way home to make"
"my god and but then we kind of lost you've done everything in New York that is no longer you're not allowed to do it right I used to"
"I mean how many guys are really getting the essential truths right right right how many people really? As a slight you have a slight speech impediment it's not big it's not great. What is it from? I don't know you don't know where's it from yeah? It's like a slight it's like a slight right. I just never learned to speak properly. I guess you think that's what it is I mean they sent me to speak cuz people probably listening to this now wondering Raise sounds there's a my he's a but there's a mild Affectation to what you're saying like it as if I put it on no no you're not putting it on But it's like it's somewhat like people like what is it? What do you think? Yeah, it's I don't know they have like clinical. I just don't say ours properly. I say ours properly I think it's I have a small tongue. I think that doesn't help. Yeah, it's a small tongue I think it would be a big tongue. I think you'd have a big no I thought your tongue was too big for your mouth No, it's more like because you have to like get the tongue to the back of the mouth sometimes Right. You don't think about your consonants and stuff, but like when I've tried to improve it It's like, you know, it's just like my tongues just like is to get back and for takes a while Cuz you always sound a little buzzed. That's what it is You always sound like a little buzz like a little drunk I mean Ray got pulled over and when you have one beer you sound shit face like literally one beer you go like this We got pulled over by a cop coming from an open mic in Long Island in Suffolk County, Long Island in a bar and The cop was like hey, man. Where are you coming from?"
"license. I didn't pay any my tickets. I didn't have an ID to leave New York Why they think you do do you or something? No, they pulled me"
"Austin, Texas and Austin's a real cool city, but you are spoiled in New York with the quality of breakfast. I've never seen a buffet."
Matthew David Graham, Lux, and the Darkest Corners of the Dark Web — We're Gonna Get Ours+164s into the segment"and you have the time to potentially donate and you're in the New York area. Okay. And you can potentially help us do backdrops. Right."
"mega cities are a thing in the future. And you can feel it in New York. You can feel the mega city. Everybody's gonna move to cities"
"Listen, New York, they're drinking too, but there's something about New York like it's so expensive. Right? It's such a career city"
Farting Through Dinner with Hannah Before the Zanies Weekend Shows — Finding the Kumps+189s into the segment"Jelly Bean Benitez who she dated for a little while. Everything, New York used to be like, that kind of lack of respect for how New York"
New Yorkers and Bostonians Are the 'Realest' Cities — It Ends Bad (with Yannis Pappas)+13s into the segment"and we've kind of talked about this is how much LA is not in New York and doesn't pretend to be and doesn't care. I think there's not,"
Boston Comedy Rooms vs. Coddled LA Audiences — It Ends Bad (with Yannis Pappas)+11s into the segment"very good. You look at me like I was a fat fuck Yeah, but that's New York. You can't take New York out of you know what? I mean, like New"
Billy the Food Snob's Italian Restaurant Put-Down — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+83s into the segment"Like New Orleans has Creole that they created. Yeah. And then New York is like the Jewish deli cuisine. Plus all American Chinese food"
Uncle Tommy the IRA Lunatic Choking a Guy Over Ireland — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+139s into the segment"should be. No one says, this is New York. This is normal. This is New York. It's very hard to make anyone uncomfortable. If you're thinking"
Coincidences: Hinckley, Neil Bush, and the Media's Cozy Friends — Live From The NY Comedy Festival (with Russ Baker)+6s into the segment"with America See you do knew you if you're a city guy and you do New York You've done the best of America. You've done the best of the"
The Great Travel Debate: Backpacking Europe vs. Staying Home — What Does Your Brother Do In The Navy+131s into the segment"In terms of just the quality of the way they execute things not the produce or anything like that But no in fact that goes the other way. We're eating fucking chemicals here. We're in plastic here But just the way you they execute stuff here is Is is much more competent in many cases than the way to do it some other places"
"kind of like corporate. They want them all to be 24 and live in New York or LA and have the same opinion and thought about every single"
"individuals around the world. I just hope it doesn't happen. And New York is not far behind, by the way. We're not trying to exempt our"
London as a Money-Laundering Capital, and Russian Stand-Up Comedy — Russia's Super Mafia+146s into the segment"this is real. And I'm all about New York and New York's dish, New York's staff, but I got to be honest, that's the best. So they don't"
Go Alone: The Philosophy of Solo Dining and Teenage Weed Circles — The Middle Of The End+50s into the segment"yeah. Yeah, that stuff is legit That's legit. But uh, even around New York some of the belly book. There's great food here But a lot of"
"that was, that was destroyed half the city probably, right, in New York? It destroyed a major part, but the point is, this is how much"
Suitcase Nukes, Cantor Fitzgerald, and Rebecca Roth's Books — The Great Francis James+47s into the segment"my whole life where it's impossible to kinda be bored because New York is like this fucking, the frequency is so high, it's so fast"
Where to Live: Texas, Corporal Punishment, and the Elephant Painting — Stewed Reunion (with Mike Recine)+45s into the segment"fucking blows. Still a fucking lie. Water sucks, barely swim. New York's fucking hot now, you're swimming. Yeah. You're in the ocean."
"All the great comedy comes from here. Because it comes from that New York edge, that truthful kinda, I'll just say it, I don't care about your feelings, here it is."
"York, I wanted to leave. I grew up in the 80s and early 90s in New York, which you can only... It's like Vietnam. You can only really..."
"paid to laugh. at your Onyx stage at a club in the middle of New York. Still Times Square, Caroline? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Still Times"
"deck? I stand on the top deck and I show, and we do a tour in New York, and we talk about human trafficking and money laundering and"
The Matrix Bus Tour Bit and Sign-Off — The Morman and the Meth Head with Jessa Reed and Aaron Woodall+6s into the segment"oh, it is different you feel right that it's different You know New York is the gothic in the hotel and you know la is kind of more like"
"what happens in the city. But is he helping sell the image of New York as a capitalist like, oh, look, we have these great developers"
Is Trump Actually Emblematic of New York? Comparing to Bush and Cohen — Bavarian Cream Pie+80s into the segment"This guy, Big Red. Well, I would meet when I was a tour guide in New York and I worked on a double decker bus and we'd go all over the"
Happiness, Poverty, and the Titanic Steerage Theory — Integrity Belongs In East Timor+167s into the segment"Wisconsin, but a few in New York and Boston. These are usually, they all fit a similar profile"
"What are you? You're in L.A. You're sick in New York. Do you think you age out in New York? Do people age out of it"
"of us that they exist in. A lot of the guys that do comedy in New York and girls, they have day jobs before they start making a living"
Dog-Walking Comics in Rich People's Apartments — Our Best Episode (Inside the CIA with John Kiriakou)+27s into the segment"you, dear. I'm gonna visit you. I told you when I get back to New York, I always visit. I'm gonna get you the tempura shrimp. I'm still"
Stealing From the Waitress at Friday's (Facebook Post) — The Big Booth (with Devan Costa)+118s into the segment"mean, look at these people that are here. These are like old New York people. These aren't even new New York. This is like a throwback"
Restraining Emotional Women and Media Personalities You'd Suck Off — Mike Recine+1s into the segment"you grew up in LA are there it's chases like this all the time yeah a lot cause you cat like in New York right you can't really do a high-speed chase"
"to the homeless children donation for the homeless children in New York there's a hundred thousand homeless I'm like I told him like"
White Kids Selling Mixtapes and the Homeless Grandma Grift — 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienken)+30s into the segment"really rich guy he goes you know I've been he's been I've been in New York I've been in Miami I've been in Beverly Hills you guys they've"
No Shared National Identity Left — Episode 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)+80s into the segment"this is the number one difference right from New York and Austin yeah is our homeless people are sick and ill yes not incredibly great shape right"
Athletic Homeless People, Apothecaries, and the Confederacy's Silver Medal — Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)"one of best clubs blah blah blah I'm passing a Comedy Store nap New York can literally fob Bobby bomb I don't care I literally without"
"before I don't know what you want I mean I'm glad I'm out of New York I'm glad I'm leaving New York what what are your feelings on"
"listen you need real money and you you got listen really the New York Life not to sound like a rich [ __ ] yeah it is that finance"
"liked it and they're like what is a soul assist LA that gives New York a little bits of soul right even that community valid or not"
"they said we were going to take a they go I said, "Do you like New York?" And they go, "And by the way, I'm out of New York. I'm full-time"
"LA guys, they do things that are no good. They're no good. And New York is a place that really at one time provided itself on things"
Defending New York Against the Kayaking Scandinavians and Skinwalker Ranch Tourists — 159 - Bomb Disney World+46s into the segment"sir. That was everyone's favorite thing to do when they visited New York. They were like, "Huh? What What's this cost?" $5,000. I've got"
Calling the Disney Couple 'Tards' and Imagining Their Sex Life — 159 - Bomb Disney World+20s into the segment"that. So he says to me, he goes, listen, if you ever come back to New York, just know that you have a place to stay with us because we've"
The Rich Parents' Empty Offer to Stay for Six Months — 165 - Please Come Kill Us+38s into the segment"Cause it was, we've had a lot of weird interactions in New York. This was one of the stranger ones. Oh, the woman by the deli."
"spent there, right? New York is hard because there's a million New Yorks. There's a million LAs. I mean, the real LA is the bullshit"
"about that and there's and everything's inexpensive relative to New York and LA and you start thinking like man I could get in this groove"
The Don CeSar Hotel and Cheap Florida Luxury — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+27s into the segment"her back to New York it doesn't work because New York is like New York it almost makes me do heroin so if you're on heroin you don't"
His Cousin's Heroin Addiction and the Thanksgiving "Thankful" Game — #171 - Brownie Boat | The Tim Dillon Show+51s into the segment"rent a tux so I you know give me those microphones welcome to New York I happen to like New York I happen to like New Yo I like to go"
Singing the 'I Happen to Like New York' Parody — #173 - Shane Gillis | The Tim Dillon Show+16s into the segment"you're not even though I hate how many people there are but what do you think of New York is a city I dislike New York is it get anxiety"
Should Everyone Have Internet Access? And Bashing Online Trolls — #174 - Brendan Schaub | The Tim Dillon Show+151s into the segment"woman that I rent from has abandoned the home she has gone to New York to live which is fine I'm renting it's a good deal it's by the"
Fighting Cats and the Abandoned LA Rental — #177 - Sober December | The Tim Dillon Show+54s into the segment"cuz they assume that by 2040 the populations of Los Angeles in New York have grown exponentially but like they're not really you look"
Elites Letting Cities Fail and the Coming Mega-City Slums — #178 - Secret Society | The Tim Dillon Show+157s into the segment"all over this yeah so those are the characters that to me make New York fine and the neighborhood the people in your neighborhood and"
Staten Island Roots and Reliable Office Systems — #179 - Sal Vulcano | The Tim Dillon Show+204s into the segment"yourself you know go away go somewhere different I've only lived in New York or LA I've only lived in New York or Los Angeles you know it's"
Toronto Live: Healthcare, Denny's Menu, and Becoming a Rap/DJ Artist — #188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1 | The Tim Dillon Show+814s into the segment"exponential transmission whereas if you look at other cities like New York that had you know restricted from the travel because a 1918 end"
Hospital Capacity, Remdesivir, and Philadelphia's 1918 Parade Mistake — Emergency Broadcast - Corona Call-Ins+123s into the segment"it's coming coming for a lot of people Seattle's [ __ ] yeah New York is [ __ ] - check la what's california god okay i think we're"
California and LA County Case Numbers; Generals Reading Ridge Wallet Ads — #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show+7s into the segment"the range of 20% containment has failed the reports now out of New York and California if you have symptoms do not get tested unless"
Totaling the Economy and Failed Testing — #192 - Coronavirus The Musical | The Tim Dillon Show+100s into the segment"New Orleans is having a time of it down there cuz other than New York it is my favorite city and I love it we have a total of five"
Pandemic Friendships and Fake Relationships — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+125s into the segment"to get ahead I want to get the [ __ ] out of these cities like New York and LA and go people like me are gonna stay but we should stay"
9/11 Nostalgia, Consumerism as Patriotism, and Long Island Thievery — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+341s into the segment"a lot of people feel the same way about New York when I talk to people about New York that lived there for a few years it didn't grow you know they don't have like roots there or whatever they're like oh man I love it and I hate it"
Vegas, Dallas, and Austin — Travel Nostalgia With Ben — #193 - Fun Easter Foods | The Tim Dillon Show+147s into the segment"have to be ethical you know I've a friend who's gonna fly to New York to visit his girlfriend I'm like are you out of your [ __ ] mind"
90s Parenting: Watching Se7en and Casino as a Kid — #194 - We're Going Home | The Tim Dillon Show"dude New York is being ravaged and if you don't know people in New York you're not talking to people in New York you're you're unaware of what's going on there's people dying you know just like 23 year olds dying"
Lockdown Costs, Suicide, and Pre-Existing Conditions — #198 - I'm A Hero | The Tim Dillon Show+172s into the segment"going I mean I think we're at a third of what we were the peak in New York I went through wherever I was a month and a half ago I kind of"
Long Island Patriotism and Pandemic Numbness in New York — #201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+163s into the segment"it drives up the cost of of real estate in these cities like New York London it prices everybody else out you know people have people"
Is Capitalism Reformable, or Just Socialism-Signaling? — #204 - Katie Herzog | The Tim Dillon Show+229s into the segment"some swamp i don't know texas i like texas a lot too you know new york has fallen uh people just call each other now they're like soho"
Considering Leaving LA for Texas or Florida — #209 - Don't Curse Me | The Tim Dillon Show+15s into the segment"I went back to New York and I love New York and I meet on New Yorker and blah blah blah I'm not too impressed with New York at the moment"
The Death of TV and Streaming Flops Like Quibi and Peacock — #220 - Hail Mary | The Tim Dillon Show+135s into the segment"nobody even knows anymore and they're re-locking down parts in New York, but but some of them aren't and it's like they're locking down"
Fall Marketing While the World Burns — #222 - Running Out The Clock | The Tim Dillon Show+113s into the segment"lot of people are not traveling for the holidays we might go to new york in december yeah they're shutting it all down but new york's"
Thanksgiving Plans and Rescheduled Tour Dates — #225 - Friendsgiving | The Tim Dillon Show+11s into the segment"one at all my skin looks horrible because i just got back from new york and i'm related to these people and i believe my emotions bleed"
Wet Brain and Irish Family Substance Abuse Riff — #232 - Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show+35s into the segment"lot of people feel about new york and now i kind of feel about new york i couldn't live there you know every new year all you hear is"
LA Shutdown, Comedy Material Drought, and Vegas Reopening Rules — #234 - Stop Ratting | The Tim Dillon Show+173s into the segment"you doing me and him i almost got taken in a lan lease scam in new york oh yeah yeah yeah so now here's the deal i saw this condo in"
Vaccine Passports and a Friend's Insane Property Cash Request — #235 - Covid Kai | The Tim Dillon Show+41s into the segment"it work um and new york which i love don't get me started on new york so i don't love anything that i don't hate you know all my friends"
The Terrifying Successful White Woman — #237 - Buy The Dip | The Tim Dillon Show+33s into the segment"i love new york i don't want it i'm just in in terms of pure comedy there's nothing funnier than a a 120 pound white kid from vermont tweeting that we don't need cops just getting raped to death on the williamsburg bridge"
NYC Gentrification, Cop Defunding, and the Death of Art — #243 - Best of Patreon Vol. 2 | The Tim Dillon Show+7s into the segment"new york is is amazing california's amazing but people are also just tired of the eye those two cities are amazing ideas that aren't functioning right now"
Woody Allen, Mia Farrow, and the Adoption Documentary Fallout — #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show+17s into the segment"all it's just interesting like that whole that's why like that new york like when everyone's like new york yeah i'm like that is you're"
Partying in Your 30s and Being Too Old For It — #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show+129s into the segment"new york is a hectic uh race to nothing leave it be that let it be this hectic frenetic pace to eventual you know death but they like that it's necessary it sharpens people it molds them into something"
City Cultures: Miami, New Orleans, New York, L.A., and Austin — #256 - The Announcement | The Tim Dillon Show+25s into the segment"which i might have done better than tonight i'm kidding i love new york uh it was i was at a coffee shop in long island called wild child"
Meeting Canal Aurora at a Tattoo Parlor Open Mic in 2010 — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+51s into the segment"who whom i have great respect for who i feel like you know when new yorkers i used to think new yorkers were the worldliest people in"
Midwest Considerate vs. New York Tough, and Bashing Turkey Sandwiches in New Orleans — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show"talking about uh how austin's got like things that austin has that new york doesn't right and i go as soon as i heard you phrase it that"
Surrendering to Los Angeles and Leaving Austin for Good — #261 - Please, Die Alone | The Tim Dillon Show+183s into the segment"i don't ask you know i don't ask um what's going on in uh in new york um you know it's it's it's fine i mean there's a lot more uh"
The Society for the Preservation of White Men Paid for My Infusion — #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show+21s into the segment"nebraska if you go to if you drive around this country enough the new yorks and chicagos and miami and la these are the anomaly the vents"
Flint, Ghost Towns, and Relocating Dying American Cities — #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show+120s into the segment"mean not anywhere but in every bar when did they ban smoking in new york let me see when i was growing up restaurants had smoking sections"
When New York Banned Smoking (and Texas Banned It First) — #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show+30s into the segment"fans in Boise Idaho who knew yeah you know my big markets are New York and Chicago and Philly and Tampa and Dallas and Miami in places"
"but here's the deal that furniture is a lot more expensive in new york if i were to get it you know probably yeah probably there's probably"
Turning the House Into a Halfway House Instead — #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show+72s into the segment"Colorado made it a constitutional protected right well I think New York did too I mean there's some you know but I I also believe that"
Debating Late-Term Abortion After Roe — #297 - The Lodge From Hell | The Tim Dillon Show+230s into the segment"what about if you make a complaint with the real estate board of new york saying she called you the n word would you do that hundred percent"
The Fake Billionaire Buyer and Suicide Prank Scheme — Tim Dillon vs The New York Post+76s into the segment"just returned from the greatest state that god ever gave man new york uh where we have the hamptons which is a beautiful community"
The Hamptons vs. California Hollywood Trick — Breaking Point | The Tim Dillon Show #306+8s into the segment"out here is that's right like what is hot that's right and in new york people what's good it's yo we we like it this sounds super ["
Knowing Your Worth in LA vs New York — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #307+23s into the segment"winner we do like eight months in miami yeah and then i love new york in the summer [ __ ] amazing i like everyone leaves the city"
"God bless you. Um, and there's a ton of reasons to get out of New York and LA, but the reality is you have to choose a life now. The"
The Death of Airbnb Pretend-Life Fantasy — The Life Coach | The Tim Dillon Show #309+54s into the segment"this for the summer for the year or whatever i think a lot of new yorkers are coming for the summer with the intention of maybe staying"
Realtors Ignoring Sirens While Selling LA's Dream — Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312+33s into the segment"you know because there was just like robbers and Killers everywhere right yeah so you just growing up in New York at the time was not fun"
The Midwest Is a Cult (Germanic People and the Holocaust) — Dahmer | The Tim Dillon Show #320 (ft. Yannis Pappas)+23s into the segment"bucks usually or 120 bucks but La is the worst for sex workers New York was the best New York was the ultimate because I don't know it"
LA Weekly Hookers and Getting Robbed by a Pimp — Bobby Kelly | The Tim Dillon Show #322+58s into the segment"I'm playing I never live in Austin Texas 100 now never never and now why because I'll never leave New York okay I would never live in L.A I would never live in Detroit I would love never live in Florida"
Austin vs. New York, and Meeting the Devil in L.A. — Two Greatest Minds of The Century (Gary Vaynerchuk) | The Tim Dillon Show #324+41s into the segment"that one day kovid would be over and you actually would have New York back to New York right and I I was fascinated by people's delusion"
Miami and Austin Hype vs. New York Reality, and Closing Advice to Sam Bankman-Fried — Two Greatest Minds of The Century (Gary Vaynerchuk) | The Tim Dillon Show #324+27s into the segment"other men women they them boom boom boom boom moving on I'm from New York we gotta go Gotta Move"
Gender Neutral Pronouns: Just Pick 'They/Them' — The Christmas Episode | The Tim Dillon Show #328+400s into the segment"country so if that gets hit we're in trouble isn't that weird that New York's the nerve center not really if you've been there well because"
New York vs. Los Angeles, and Ancestral Homelands — The Joe Rogan Experience | #330+95s into the segment"New York being from New York again I'm from New York like somebody told me we were sitting in the green room with the Improv the other night"
Justin the Young Comic Gets IDed as a Joke — Baby's Gotta Go | The Tim Dillon Show #339+90s into the segment"put time or I've warmed up to it here's my problem I Come From New York it ruins you for life yeah when you grow up well you were also"
Alex Jones, Trump, and Caitlyn Jenner as the Most American Lives — An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341+27s into the segment"I lived in New York I live in the greatest city in the world do you know what a New Yorker would say to you if you said [ __ ] this city sucks they turn around and go you have no idea how much it sucks"
Ranking the Royals: Prince Philip vs. Princess Beatrice's Photos — An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341+43s into the segment"I got yeah salmon shorts and uh I just you know I forgot that New York everybody's just like invested in this uniform of misery well"
California vs. New York Fashion and Playing a Rap Manager — Small Talk with Colin Quinn | The Tim Dillon Show #343+21s into the segment"whether you like it or not. And this is for our California and New York friends. We have gotten an abundance of requests asking, "We'd"
Fake Emotional Support Animals and the Death of Airbnb — I'm On Strike | The Tim Dillon Show #354+208s into the segment"New York is about escaping from people when you can on the street you can't it's mobbed on the subway you can't it's mob there's nothing for you to do"
Domestic Violence, Culture Shock, and 60 Days Isn't Enough — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362+112s into the segment"one is found dead none of that's gonna matter and we know that New York is Tough by Design and the people that live here you know they"
New Yorkers Hate Other People By Design — K5 & Digidog | The Tim Dillon Show #362+48s into the segment"be um I'm going to be in the h for the summer and and I love New York I love New York in the fall and then well we're going to I'm"
Growing Up in Camarillo and Selling the LA House — Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385+90s into the segment"Yorker that smokes she was like straight A's and then moves to New York and starts ripping heaters you're like oh W so what does she"
Trevor's Sister the Chain-Smoking Social Worker — Trevor Wallace & The Nickelodeon Scandal | The Tim Dillon Show #385+2s into the segment"thing. Everyone's going to be like we're we all got priced out of New York and LA. We just take over a small African nation. I mean, that"
Overthrowing Small Nations as the New Way to Get Rich — Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel | The Tim Dillon Show #394+26s into the segment"they could afford to visit because the prices were so low in New York of the hotels and the flights and she was there and she was freezing"
Retail Workers, Low Wages, and Unions — Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show #397+71s into the segment"was five I don't it's five words this is a lie that everyone in New York tells all the time here's the LIE get ready I don't care about"
The Big New York Lie: 'I Don't Care About Money' — Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show #397+83s into the segment"blackeyed you know somewhat nihilistic rich kid who grew up in New York he's kind of over everything and you know a lot of these rich"
The Nihilistic Rich Kid and the Dead-Eyed Hampton Husks — Joe Biden & Something Different | The Tim Dillon Show #398+8s into the segment"should have a new name every six months there are restaurants in New York and a lot of Chinese restaurants I'm not saying anything about"
Cold Open: Tim Dylan Podcast/Show Name Changes and Chinese Restaurant Tax Trick — Twerk For Your Supper & The KHive | The Tim Dillon Show #403+19s into the segment"sentence is not the worst this little guy who again now also New Yorkers are I guess such [ __ ] now that they won't just beat a child"
Would Kamala Execute the Kid Robber to Win the Election — Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405+14s into the segment"and my wife are going to go up and so we'll like hang out in New York together amazing but then also do this rally at Madison Square"
Welcoming JD Vance and the Campaign Trail Grind — Sen. JD Vance | The Tim Dillon Show #414+121s into the segment"like London doesn't feel fully English to me anymore no right um New York of course is the classic American city over time I think New"
London and New York as Oligarch Money-Laundering Cities — Sen. JD Vance | The Tim Dillon Show #414+11s into the segment"in New York York which used to be the cultural epicenter of the world but is now a large uh Hatchet throwing uh installation as far as I can tell that's what New York has become now"
Holding Space, Trauma Culture, and the Museum of Ice Cream Sprinkle Pool Lawsuit — Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza | The Tim Dillon Show #419+117s into the segment"people lost confidence is it Darkness it's so funny it's like New York never has that darkness and New York is this crazy frenetic place"
Diddy, Epstein, and Blackmail Operations on Celebrities — The Joe Rogan Experience | The Tim Dillon Show #422+84s into the segment"the issue I was in New York during 9/11 I was a kid I was in 11th grade in uh high school"
LA's Culture of Relentless Positivity vs. 9/11 New York Grit — LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426"app you for coming to the war room we were just talking about New York and that you you like New York Love New York New York's my uh"
Steve Bannon's China Ban and Loving New York/Hong Kong — Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #433+4s into the segment"everybody. There's no hang. Yeah. And you miss that sometimes in New York. I go there's more of a hang in New York. But sometimes it's"
Nostalgia for the 90s and Escaping Groupthink — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436+10s into the segment"New York's your favorite city. Yeah, I it is the be it is it's the best in the world. But it is the best and it's not even like an argument."
Ranking Travel Destinations: France, Italy, Turkey, and Kyoto's Fakery — Andrew Schulz | The Tim Dillon Show #436+145s into the segment"everyone. Helicopter tours need to go away. What do you need to see? New York is the most famous man-made vista in the world. It is the most"
The Hudson Helicopter Crash and Who Deserves to Fly — Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest | The Tim Dillon Show #439+67s into the segment"Yeah, that's the Venezuelan gang that there's a lot of them in New York or was. He said, "But I have my asylum. I have the asylum papers"
Trenda de Aragua and Sloppy Deportations — Mistaken Deportation & Women In Space | The Tim Dillon Show #440+8s into the segment"I've lived in New York on and off. Not enough to pay taxes here, but on and off for a while, and I've seen it only get more expensive and more boring and more corporate."
Old Dangerous New York vs. Boring Raising Cane's New York — Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450+10s into the segment"How $29 sandwiches push New York to socialism. Soaring costs of live, vag unaffordable rent have"
$29 Sandwiches and Betting on the Mayoral Race on Kalshi — Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450"table at the right restaurant. [ __ ] you. I'm embarrassed. Go to New York. I'm embarrassed. These pigs at Carbon, I'm embarrassed."
Biohacking, Immortality, and Why Live Forever for This? — Epstein Docs & A Culture Of Slop | The Tim Dillon Show #476+144s into the segment"pler. And I was like, "Listen, can we just Yo, I heard you from New York. I got people there." And I was like, he's like, "I'll I'll be"
Getting Tired of Meeting New People at 41 — Epstein, Wexner, & The Great Silverware Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #484+18s into the segment"And I I always take a lot of pride in being from New York even though I'm from Long Island, sort of a pig pen adjacent to New York."
London's Wealth, Immigration, and Global Money Laundering — USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496+73s into the segment"going to do what they're going to do. It's an important city. New York is number one in our country, LA is number two. New York and"
Spencer Pratt for Mayor and His Reality Show Deal — USA vs. China, Spencer Pratt, & A Heist | The Tim Dillon Show #496+7s into the segment"which I was just in, is admittedly a little bit cleaner than New York. New York, when you land at Newark, seems like a third-world"
London's 2020 Moment and the Henry Noak Stabbing — Backrooms, Spencer Pratt, & The D’Amelio Family Disaster | The Tim Dillon Show #498+4s into the segment