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The Fantasy Obama/Cuomo Concert and Antifa Flash Mob

from #210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles | The Tim Dillon Show · #210

6 min

An elaborate fantastical bit imagining a stage show where Michelle Obama and Andrew 'Meatball' Cuomo perform Motown numbers, followed by an Antifa flash mob dance number and a finale with Hillary Clinton, Epstein, and Maxwell.

In this bit10 moments
  • Tim questions whether protesters burning things down actually care about communism winning or people's health.
  • He asks how many antifa members have done meaningful volunteer work to help people individually.
  • Electoral politics isn't perfect, but Tim sees violent street action as the perfect storm that delivers a police state.
  • The alternative—government run by lunatics in Portland with green hair throwing Molotov cocktails—isn't better.
  • Activists ignore non-European history and blame all world problems exclusively on white colonists.
  • Tim nominates Michelle Obama and Andrew Cuomo for a fantasy concert ticket he'd actually vote for.
  • Michelle Obama takes the stage in a dashiki singing Motown while Cuomo—the meatball king—comes out in a meatball costume.
  • Cuomo and his brother perform an Italian serenade while the crowd sways, followed by an antifa flash mob.
  • Bernie Sanders emerges as antifa does a riot dance with explosions and white kids breaking down with boom boxes.
  • The finale features Chelsea Handler, Hillary Clinton with Jeffrey Epstein, and everyone singing 'We Are the World.'
Mentioned here

Joe BidenMichelle ObamaAndrew CuomoCOVID-19Barack Obamapolice stateChris CuomoHillary ClintonChelsea HandlerPortlandcommunismGhislaine MaxwellBernie Sanderselectoral politicsDonald Trump

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