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Cold Open: Coronavirus Is Fake (and Plandemic Was Yanked from YouTube)
from #199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers | The Tim Dillon Show · #199
4 min
Tim opens by sarcastically declaring coronavirus fake and part of an Anthony Fauci/Bill Gates/Greta Van Susteren plot, riffing on the Plandemic documentary getting pulled from YouTube, and arguing that comforting conspiracy is more appealing than admitting the chaos of the pandemic is just chaos.
- Coronavirus is fake, but Tim and the show are pretending along with everyone else that there's a disease and people are dying from it.
- All the nurses and doctors are actors hired by Dr. Fauci, Bill Gates, and possibly Greta Thunberg.
- Tim learned all this from Plandemic, a YouTube documentary by a thick older woman who looks like she flogs her children after cocktails.
- YouTube removed Plandemic from the platform, which Tim argues makes misinformation sexier rather than less appealing.
- People find the idea of an Orwellian plan comforting compared to the reality that this is a chaotic period with no plan at all.
- People will use this crisis to accelerate things they wanted to do, and you will leave with less freedom, just like after 9/11.
- The woman who made Plandemic has credibility issues, and Tim doesn't know what he believes about any of it.
- Tim speaks to doctors and nurses but doesn't know how contagious or transmissible the virus is.
- Tim urges people to find a way to enjoy their life, as there's not much of it left.
- Fauci is shady because he's been a government official for decades; everybody in government makes deals.
YouTubeCOVID-19PlandemicAnthony FauciBill GatesGreta Van Susteren