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Coronavirus Should Wipe Out Society
from #189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary | The Tim Dillon Show · #189
4 min
Tim says he's fully in support of a coronavirus pandemic hitting the country, imagining everyone locked in their homes becoming podcasters and cam performers as the economy and society collapse into livestreaming darkness.
- Tim advocates for a full-scale coronavirus pandemic to empty streets and malls, forcing people into their homes.
- He envisions society collapsing into a world where everyone becomes either a podcaster or cam performer.
- Tim describes the ideal end of America: everyone locked inside broadcasting on green screens while delivery drones bring supplies.
- He imagines spending the rest of civilization theorizing about who caused the pandemic from home.
- Lockdown means no more pop-up experiences, no vacations to Iceland or igloos—just staying inside.
- Tim predicts the only income available will be from livestreams, Patreon subscriptions, and super chats once self-driving cars arrive.
- Reality is annoying now with traffic and weather; shutting it down and blacking out the windows is the solution.
- He dismisses the fantasy of visiting national parks and hiking, calling nature fake and annoying.
- Tim claims they knew coronavirus was coming and already built a studio setup funded by Cash App sponsorship.
- He closes by saying none of it will matter soon because everything will burn and graves will cover the earth.
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