Places/place
Disney World
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Tim’s take
His own Disney World stories are mixed — he calls the Grand Floridian trip his best Christmas present 45:55, but also describes a family vacation to Florida at 12 that ended in constant fighting and meant his family never took another vacation again 44:40, and later ribs Ben for a childhood Disney trip spent staying with an uncle instead of a hotel 11:50. Beyond his own history, he treats Disney World as shorthand for adults who never want responsibility, mocking a couple who called it "the best place on earth" 35:00 and lumping Disney visitors in with furries and diaper-fetish conventions as evidence people shouldn't go outside 32:50. He's more pointed about the company itself, calling it secretive and "a disease" for capitalizing on grown adults' arrested development 27:27. Recurring bits — a pretzel-rant news story 4:05 and a Magic Kingdom photo-op brawl 37:08
Every Reference (36)
"nice. Remember Christmas? Christmas present, we're going to Disney World. I never remember. That was great. We stayed at the Grand Floridian,"
"It's people stuffing an egg substitute into their mouth at Disney World while some fucking person in a costume in 85, 90 degree heat has a skin rash that if they took off their costume in front of your family, you would all start vomiting."
There's No Wall, America Isn't European, and Disney World Without Kids Should Be Illegal — The Advocate+49s into the segment"about millennials visiting Disney World because some woman on Facebook, some rant went viral where she was angry that there was a lot of millennials walking around Disney World"
"a tough thing here because I have friends that really love Disney World. Um, and that counts as a mark against them when I think of"
Parents' Failing Marriage and the Disney Trip to Save It — 159 - Bomb Disney World+30s into the segment"is maybe 1993 four. I'm seven or eight years old. We go to Disney World. We stay in the Grand Fian, which is, I believe, still the"
Grand Floridian, Fighting Parents, and the Economics of Marriage — 159 - Bomb Disney World+7s into the segment"sometimes that just happens. I get it. So, my my family went to Disney World and this was really right before things fell apart. Things"
"but it was a great movie, but at the end of it, they shot in Disney World, but they shot it on a phone secretively. Remember that?"
"shocked that they're not making money. I'm pretty sure this was Disney World because you know that there's issues in a place like Disney"
The Florida Project, Poor Whites, and Abigail Disney's Wage Complaints — 159 - Bomb Disney World+19s into the segment"took us to Disney World and I remember it being fine. My mother was like, "We got a"
Noises Off and the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Disaster — 159 - Bomb Disney World"know what you think when you think you're going to perform at Disney World. you you probably imagine that there there's going to be some"
"if you connect with Disney World like some of my friends do and they're good people, Jared Logan, a friend of mine who's a comedian, made a great point."
Costumed Characters' Suffering and the Missing Disney Exposé — 159 - Bomb Disney World+2s into the segment""Or go to Disney World." And I go, "Well, why do you go to Disney World?" They go, "Well, it's the best place in on earth." And I go,"
Defending New York Against the Kayaking Scandinavians and Skinwalker Ranch Tourists — 159 - Bomb Disney World+119s into the segment"They're like New York. They're like too crap. And first of all, Disney World's crowded. But the reality is they were these just big oafl"
Calling the Disney Couple 'Tards' and Imagining Their Sex Life — 159 - Bomb Disney World+60s into the segment"That That's why Disney World everyone's manic. They're like, "Welcome to Disney World because they're afraid that you're gonna go write a Yelp review.""
"being four. These are all reasons some people get married at Disney World. Can you imagine they get married in front of the cat? I mean,"
Killer Whales, Nature's Brutality, and Gratitude for Modern Technology — 159 - Bomb Disney World+12s into the segment"in a costume?" That's what really got people. It's like this Disney World article. Flip people the [ __ ] out because somebody suggested"
"not laugh I'd rather you laugh at this show and go nom I like Disney World I don't agree with him that's okay but some of what I say will"
"people are still actively using Facebook hi I want to go to Disney World we're leaving in 9 months but we thought we'd start planning"
Crowdsourcing Everything: Realtors, Honeymoons, and Making Friends Feel Poor — #167 - Beach Corpse | The Tim Dillon Show+5s into the segment"we'll have to take him to the theme park now and then I went to Disney World twice we've talked about that at nauseam I went to a castle"
Wanting to Be a Terrorism Victim in the UK and Childhood Vacations — #168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met | The Tim Dillon Show+81s into the segment"they go we just want to go to Disney World and I said well why do you like this new world and they go well it's just the best place on earth"
Grown Adults Obsessed With Disney World — #176 - The Florida Project | The Tim Dillon Show+87s into the segment"again. We just gave up on it. Disneyland in California? Or Disney World in Florida. Florida. How old were you? 12. We drove all the"
Room 911 at the Carlyle and a Failed Family Vacation to Disney World — #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show+43s into the segment"vote for Donald J. Trump. What happened was when I went to the Disney World, uh I thought we'd be in like a theater or something, you know."
Childhood Tap Dancing at Disney World and the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy — #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show+33s into the segment"resources pillage destroy the planet but you still got to go to Disney World and TGI Fridays now you can't even do that you can't have a"
California and LA County Case Numbers; Generals Reading Ridge Wallet Ads — #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show+136s into the segment"but you know you know what I mean I get a bad feeling from Disney World I have some jokes in my ACT about it I don't like it I don't"
Disney's Creepy New "Story Living" Housing Communities — #288 - The Real Housewives of Cotino | The Tim Dillon Show+34s into the segment"what is ron desantis doing in disney world killing uh gay children what's going on now why is disney world"
Don't Say Gay in Florida and Putin's Motives — #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show+2s into the segment"every night, right? When did you go to Disney? Uh I was 12. Disney World? Yeah, Disney. The one in outside Orlando. They had the money"
Ben's Boat Fireworks and Disney World Memory — #304 - What America Means To Me | The Tim Dillon Show+12s into the segment"call it the magic King started over a photo op one family didn't want another family to take a photo or something or they ask them to move and then both families started beating each other in the Magic Kingdom"
"have fun what are the biggest tourist destinations in America Disney World get them up get the biggest tourists I'm going to guess I'm"
North Korea Should Become a Tourist Destination — Dead-Eyed Monsters | The Tim Dillon Show #375+123s into the segment"gathered it's either skin heads or or or 45-year-old virgins at Disney World yeah I I don't know what's going on but here's what I'm telling"
QAnon as a Cure for Loneliness, and the Atlantic's 'Why Americans Stopped Hanging Out' — Leave It Online | The Tim Dillon Show #382+622s into the segment"there are four morbidly obese women who review restaurants at Disney world to see if they can fit really I mean they go down they they"
The Plus-Size Park Hoppers Review Disney World — Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show #389+10s into the segment"person what imagine getting in great shape and then going to Disney World like going back now I only eat a quarter of the [ __ ] burger"
Disney Adults Are Disgusting — Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show #389+45s into the segment"of my country that they are starting to see how disgusting Disney World is how repulsive it is it is terrible to bring your children"
Disney World Is Now For Morbidly Obese Adults — Tim Walz The Funnel Cake Dad | The Tim Dillon Show #404+27s into the segment"and need again for whatever reason. This is my big issue with Disney World and Disney adults. They're incapable of accepting the reality"
Adult Summer Camp Should Not Exist — Trump’s Battle Royale, Reborn Babies, & A Labubu Economy | The Tim Dillon Show #457+387s into the segment"up. Yeah, here it is. They took me to this. I wanted to go to Disney World. They took me to this Satan festival in the park. [laughter]"
Hornet Deaths in Laos and Childhood Vacations — Zohran’s Victory, Air Traffic Chaos, & Government Shutdown | The Tim Dillon Show #469+111s into the segment"Our great, you know, Disney World's been taken over by morbidly obese pill heads that have gender identity issues and they're all walking around wearing diapers and and clogs trying to wedge themselves on It's a Small World."
Slop: The Word of the Year and Collapsing Culture — Epstein Docs & A Culture Of Slop | The Tim Dillon Show #476+150s into the segment"of fat women because he got inspired by some whale he saw at Disney World. They're burning buses in Belfast. People are beheading each"
The Paradise Fat Fetish Cult Scandal — Iran Forever, Belfast Riots, & College Commencement | The Tim Dillon Show #499+116s into the segment