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Wanting to Be a Terrorism Victim in the UK and Childhood Vacations
from #168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met | The Tim Dillon Show · #168
2 min
Tim jokes about booking UK dates hoping to be lightly injured in a terror incident for sympathy, then recalls his family's sparse vacations including the Enchanted Forest, Disney World, and a Scottish castle trip with his dad.
- Tim wants to book shows in London over the holidays because he wants to be a victim of terrorism in the UK, thinking it might make him look better.
- He's considering shooting a special at The Stand comedy club in Glasgow, one of his favorite rooms.
- His parents took him to the Enchanted Forest as a kid, which Tim describes as possibly an attempt to sell him to pedophiles.
- Childhood vacations included Disney World twice and a castle trip to Scotland with his dad, but the family didn't take many vacations overall.