rant · moment 20 of 27
Childhood Tap Dancing at Disney World and the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
from #190 - I Am Luxury | The Tim Dillon Show · #190
5 min
Tim tells an extended story about being a child tap dancer performing 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy' outside Disney World bathrooms, losing acting roles to the Sprouse twins, and reflects that this experience represents show business and life in general.
- Tim blames fat white men losing dominance in dance to Black performers as the reason Trump got elected.
- At Disney World tap dance classes, Tim was the better dancer compared to another fat kid named George.
- Tim's father pushed him to beat George, telling him he'd get the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy role.
- Tim performed at Disney World with predominantly Jewish women dancers he considered talentless.
- The tap dance performance happened on a stage next to bathrooms where fat tourists waited in line.
- Tim reflects that show business is about watching your life get ground up like meat, not fair or glamorous.
- The same Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy song looped repeatedly, boring the bathroom-line audience so much they turned their backs.
- Disney World summarized: hell, heat, feces smell, one moment of weightlessness on Splash Mountain, then a photo to buy.
- Tim's father took him to the Blantyre castle in Massachusetts instead, where they enjoyed watching working-class people get abused by rich people.
- Tim describes the joy of watching an old woman with expensive jewelry dismiss and humiliate her staff members.
Disney WorldSavion GloverJackie GleasonBlantyreDonald Trump