Tour Date Rundown: Phoenix, Tampa, San Antonio, and Portland Maine Struggles

• 45:04Tim explains what he loves about Arizona: that it's horrible, though he makes an exception for Scottsdale.
• 45:30Tampa has great sexual energy with strip clubs, sex shops, and a consensual sex dungeon feel that appeals to him.
• 46:24San Antonio is one of the fattest cities in America where people are four to eight hundred pounds and move like cattle.
• 46:50Every meal in San Antonio makes you fatter—you expand like a hot air balloon until you can't fit in your car, then you die.
• 47:15Portland Maine ticket sales are abysmal—only 533 of 1900 seats sold—because all the men there have vaginas.
• 47:32Portland Maine is very left-wing in an annoying way, devoid of culture, full of substitute teachers and socialist losers.
• 49:05Maine is populated by blue-lipped fentanyl addicts peeling potatoes and wanting to take pills and fall on the floor instead of seeing comedy.
• 50:01Portland Oregon is far superior to Portland Maine—a rainy Thai food antifa stronghold where if he dyed his hair pink he'd control three to five blocks by midnight.
• 51:02Providence Rhode Island appeals to him because he likes white people who struggle, and it has great Italian food and a dark, decrepit mob-town aesthetic.
• 52:58The Toronto show has been moved twice due to Canadian government capacity restrictions, but they finally got Meridian Hall and tickets remain available.
• 53:24After Toronto, Tim goes off the road to focus on the podcast and the new studio, then will take time to develop new material before potentially touring in the fall.

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