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Realtors Ignoring Sirens While Selling LA's Dream

from Private Prison Penthouse | The Tim Dillon Show #312 · #312

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Tim plays and reacts to a real clip of LA real estate agents praising the city's weather and lifestyle on a live panel while police sirens and fire trucks blare in the background, calling it like an SNL sketch about denial.

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  • Top LA real estate agents gathered to praise the city while sirens and fire trucks blare in the background.
  • A friend leased a Malibu property for two weeks at $60,000 after initially looking at a $180,000 purchase.
  • A realtor argues LA will rise in global rankings because it offers horizontal living and weather, unlike high-rise cities losing residents to political upheaval.
  • Tim notes the air is "relatively clear" and traffic is manageable if you avoid long commutes, while police sirens continue blaring.
  • The realtors must be mentally ill to sit there promoting LA's greatness while describing it as hell with sirens, fire trucks, and crime in the background.
  • The scene plays like a Saturday Night Live sketch—brokers maintaining composure and smiling while chaos erupts around them.
  • Buying a $50 million condo in West Hollywood right now is a great investment, Tim says flatly.
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