News · moment 5 of 19
Woman Filming Herself Stealing Food Stamps Groceries
from Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468 · #468
4 min
News
Tim reacts to a viral video of a woman claiming food stamp cuts and showing off the meager items (queso, seasoning) she stole, mocking her poor "haul" while defending the general right to steal food out of necessity.
- Tim mocks the 1.5 million dollar donation announcement with "So what? So the fuck what?"
- He jokes about his own "accepting bribes tour" and buying a smoothie for a homeless man at a bus stop instead of making a spectacle of it
- Tim says he might actually agree with the woman stealing food stamps groceries, and criticizes U.S. spending on Ukraine, Israel, and Venezuela
- Story: as a tour guide in New York, Tim stole fresh-squeezed orange juice from the Food Emporium every day while shopping
- A neo-Nazi excon who had just gotten out of jail ratted him out to the store manager for the juice theft
- Back when he worked in mortgages on Long Island, Tim ate pizza at a deli in Melville before paying, taking advantage of the distance between the pizza counter and the register
- Tim declares he has stolen food for a very long time and is not against it morally or in any other way
- The woman in the video shows what she stole: queso, butter bean, and seasonings for a total of about $18 in merchandise
- Tim criticizes her haul as pathetic, saying "I would have stolen so much better shit than this" and mocking her for stealing "seasonings and TikToks"