rant · moment 4 of 19
Comparing Himself to Billie Eilish's Charity and More Stolen Food Stories
from Halloween Beast Mode & Billie Eilish Bravery | The Tim Dillon Show #468 · #468
2 min
Tim contrasts his smoothie giveaway with Eilish's donation, then recalls stealing orange juice as a NYC tour guide and stealing pizza slices while working in Long Island mortgages.
- Tim contrasts his street-level charity (stealing smoothies for homeless people) with Billie Eilish's Wall Street Journal editorializing about her billionaire philanthropy.
- He describes delivering a stolen smoothie to an unhoused man experiencing food insecurity, claiming only God witnessed the act and approved.
- Tim jokes that he deserves an award for his charity work, then pivots to a complaint about his friend's avocado intolerance from overexposure in Southern California.