Interview · moment 37 of 42
Alex Jones, Trump, and Caitlyn Jenner as the Most American Lives
from An American Royal with Bert Kreischer | The Tim Dillon Show #341 · #341
4 min
Guest
Bert argues Alex Jones, Donald Trump, and Caitlyn Jenner represent the three most uniquely American life stories possible, tracing each of their improbable trajectories.
- Tim says growing up in New York ruins you for life and spoils you for anywhere else.
- Moving from Los Angeles to Texas was too much of an adjustment.
- The proper way to do LA is going to places like Nobu and the Polo Lounge in a $150,000 car wearing Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and sneakers.
- Tim describes the LA uniform as looking like a big rich dumb toddler with no respect.
- He's sat next to someone in a lime green onesie at the best restaurants in the city.
- Once you start dressing ridiculously in LA, it's hard to go back to New York where you feel obligated to look smart.
- A restaurant host told Tim he couldn't wear a t-shirt and flip-flops, but allowed another customer in the exact same outfit because he didn't ask about the dress code.
- Tim has tactile issues and only wears t-shirts, jeans, and flip-flops every single day.
- His specific flip-flops are available on freewaters.com.