rant · moment 24 of 26
Turning the House Into a Halfway House Instead
from #295 - A Serene Retreat | The Tim Dillon Show · #295
2 min
Tim spins out an alternate plan of moving to Florida, hating it, then turning his house into a sober living halfway house where he performs sexual favors for male residents in exchange for letting them use drugs.
- Tim's plan to buy property in top 10 real estate markets and convert them into methadone clinics, religious cults, or chubby chub Airbnbs.
- Pick a city like Nashville, hate the house immediately, then decide what it should become instead.
- Tim decides to ship the Austin furniture to New York where it would cost more.
- Google Maps shows it's 27 hours from Austin to New York City — farther than LA.
- Tim plans to call their business manager to price out moving the furniture despite his mental issues.