rant · moment 17 of 24
California and LA County Case Numbers; Generals Reading Ridge Wallet Ads
from #191 - Corona Cast | The Tim Dillon Show · #191
3 min
Tim reviews LA County's case and death counts, jokes about a future where a general holds a gun to his head while he reads Ridge Wallet ads, and laments losing TGI Fridays' three-for-all appetizer combo.
- LA County has six deaths and 247 confirmed cases, though the actual number is probably ten times higher.
- Risk factors in the country include fat people and smokers.
- Authorities tell people not to go to hospitals because they're implying the virus is fake.
- Military generals will soon be reading Ridge Wallet ads while holding guns to broadcasters' heads.
- Back when the country was run by satanic pedophiles, you could at least still go to Disney World and TGI Fridays.
- You can't even get a three-for-all appetizer platter anymore—mozzarella sticks, buffalo wings, potato skins.
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