News · moment 15 of 20
The Perfect Yearly Migration and Florida Election Update
from Vice President Kump · #18
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
4 minNews
Tim lays out his ideal annual schedule of living in NYC and LA to avoid dead Long Island winters, then Shannon gives an update on Florida results and the discussion turns to exit poll unreliability, comparing it to Bush v. Kerry 2004.
- 43:00Tim's vision of a perfect life: New York City from May to December, California from January to May.
- 43:37Tim can't live in Tampa or Miami and do comedy the way he wants to—Florida's a career problem for him.
- 44:16Election correspondent Shannon reports Trump is leading in early voting, explains it as people with nothing to do voting early.
- 44:53Tim asks if Clinton was leading in Florida before the early returns came in—Shannon says Trump was always ahead.
- 45:09Exit polls were wrong in 2004 because people don't want to admit they're voting for Bush but they do anyway.
- 45:2770% of people leaving the polls said they wanted a strong leader—a strong dictator, according to the data.
- 45:58Tim wonders if Trump is smart enough to realize the deep state will try to co-opt or take him out if he wins.
- 46:52If Trump wins, the media, pollsters, and pundits should lose their jobs—they've been wrong about everything.
- 47:09Tim says the 2004 exit polls were wrong but most people thought that race would be close anyway.
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