rant · moment 25 of 27
Real Friends Show Up in Good Times, Not Bad
from #229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers | The Tim Dillon Show · #229
3 min
Tim argues the cliché that friends reveal themselves during hard times is false, claiming true friends are revealed during good times when they aren't jealous of your success.
- Reality is that real friends show up in good times, not bad times.
- Tim tells TikTok stars to impress him by returning Ellen DeGeneres's blankets to her instead of giving them to homeless people.
- The real test of charity is giving to a sociopathic millionaire talk show host, not a homeless person.
- No one reports favorably on you or tells a story if you give a blanket to Ellen, making it real charity with no ulterior motive.
- Actual Christmas spirit means giving to those that have more than you, not those that have less.
Yes or yesEllen DeGeneres