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Actors and TV hosts, mostly for the reasons their careers ended.
Aaron PaulScreenFirst:Sep 2020Last:Oct 2021“Like that because these celebrities kind of have to do it right aaron paul that guy from breaking bad let me go to a restaurant he's at”Aaron SpellingScreenFirst:Sep 2020Last:Jan 2024“Day uh yeah um Tory Spelling who played Donna whose father Aaron Spelling was a creator of the show Andrea played by a Gabriella ceras”Abby Lee MillerScreenFirst:May 2020Last:Jul 2024“Show them dance mom show them Abby Le Miller the great Abby Lee Miller who's out of jail now and cancer free she's cancer free show them Abby Lee get Abby Lee Miller”Adam McKayScreenFirst:Sep 2018Last:Nov 2025“Killing their parents. How about you make that hunky dory? Hey, Adam McKay, how about you make that movie? Don't look up. Is there a media”Adam SandlerScreenFirst:Sep 2016Last:Apr 2023“And move on and the father says the conductor like hey, I saw Adam Sandler in the airport from Saturday Night Live I'm just like sitting”Al PacinoScreenFirst:Dec 2019Last:Feb 2020“They're like well it Scorsese we're gonna make it with Keitel and De Niro and Pacino and Pesci and they're all old and it's like it's just”Alec BaldwinScreenFirst:Sep 2020Last:Jan 2025“Us and as AI said we're only one life form on Earth and like Alec Baldwin said I only shot one person on this set and there's no reason”Alex GibneyScreenFirst:Jun 2017Last:Sep 2026“I think it's Alex Gibney doc that's coming out and Alex Gibney has done a lot of taxi to the dark dark side about the torture uh program during the Iraq war. piece of documentarian.”Alex WolfScreenFirst:Jul 2016Last:Aug 2016“The terrorist from the Boston bombing, the kid who plays him, Alex Wolf, he's a very successful actor, was there. So I go up to him and”Alyssa MilanoScreenFirst:May 2019Last:Jun 2021“Say let Jenny McCarthy and Rob Schneider have a say and also Alyssa Milano yes yeah let let them have a sec yeah let Jenny McCarthy have”Andrew ZimmernScreenFirst:Aug 2016Last:Aug 2018“Anymore. They well, that's in bad taste But I'm not guy. I'm not Andrew Zimmerman going and judging different ethnic jars, alright, so I live”Angelina JolieScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:May 2025“These women that judge you think that judge feels bad for uh Angelina Jolie you think that uh female judge goes yeah I feel real bad for”Ansel ElgortScreenFirst:Feb 2018Last:Jun 2020“You're this Ansel Elgort kid before he got cancelled you look at his Instagram he's like I'm spending the day educating myself I'm spending the day reading and figuring out what I can do”Anthony BourdainScreenFirst:Aug 2016Last:Aug 2025“He think it'll end? Yeah, right. What does he think about Anthony Bourdain and the reaction on social media? All right. Thank you everybody.”Armie HammerScreenFirst:Mar 2018Last:Jan 2025“People like Armie Hammer with money not the poor can indulge in this but is there a way that people like Armie Hammer with money can pay their families off to eat their corpses of their relatives”Arnold SchwarzeneggerScreenFirst:Jun 2020Last:Apr 2023“Think california should have a caitlyn jenner they had an arnold schwarzenegger they should have a caitlyn jenner and as you listen to”Ashton KutcherScreenFirst:Nov 2019Last:Mar 2022“Happening uh it he did a zoom a widely tweeted zoom call with ashton kutcher and and mila kunis uh it is something more a symbol of the”Austin ButlerScreenFirst:May 2024Last:Jan 2025“And become someone else for months I was at a party that kid Austin Butler still talking like that like they don't stop it's they they”Barbra StreisandScreenFirst:Jan 2021Last:Jun 2024“Shoe barn you know i would start in a great line once about barbra streisand but was like i just feel so exposed on stage and so vulnerable”Ben AffleckScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Jul 2024“I hope they kill each other I hope Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck kill each other in a suicide pact and they blow each other's brains out I hope they kill each other”Bill MurrayScreenFirst:Oct 2019Last:Apr 2023“Bill Murray went on there and just did what Bill Murray used to do which was this Bill Murray's tone was never heard before he did it in the 1978. nobody ever saw this tone in comedy”Billy BushScreenFirst:Oct 2016“A report back to Langley for a new assignment. Yeah. Imagine Billy Bush is like a CIA asset and they're like, he's like, what am I going”Billy EichnerScreenFirst:Oct 2022“It's a gay rom-com and what happened it bombed mm-hmm uh it's Billy Eichner it's someone else I don't know uh they tried to do they tried”Billy Wayne RuddickScreenFirst:Aug 2018Last:Feb 2019“Education person. You know, you're trying to have like two, Billy Wayne Ruddick and his, his yin, you know? So, but he and such a line exactly”Blake LivelyScreenFirst:Apr 2025Last:May 2025“Which is hilarious. By the way, there's more to know about the Blake Lively Justin Baldon thing. There's always more to know. There's never”Brad PittScreenFirst:Jun 2018Last:May 2025“Should Brad Pitt was 50, 50 million dollars to be like, yeah, I think, uh, I think something had to be done about these kids sneaking into the country.”Brendan GleesonScreenFirst:Jan 2023Last:Jan 2025“Maybe I think Brendan Gleason's out I think he's back to Ireland that's it sorry love him but I think we've had enough of that that”Bria VinaiteScreenFirst:Aug 2019Last:Oct 2019“That girl who did a great job whatever her name is I forget Bria Vinite or something phenomenal she was barely an actress they they cast her on Instagram”Brian CoxScreenFirst:Jan 2017Last:Nov 2021“Party in the show succession and he just starts stuffing hotdogs Brian Cox Brian Cox is amazing it's a great scene well worth a watch there”Brian DennehyScreenFirst:Jul 2019Last:Jan 2020“There was a little more muscle than the country I mean listen Brian Dennehy was dude that's what people used to find sexy say yes shut”Brittany MurphyScreenFirst:Aug 2017Last:Apr 2019“Time. Okay, what are you smiling at? Did you get pictures of Brittany Murphy's? Ooh, man. Dude, that guy. That's a character Tom Segura”Burt ReynoldsScreenFirst:Jan 2020Last:Oct 2022“What's that guy's name used to date Loni Anderson Rock Hudson no no Burt Reynolds oh yeah we went from yeah that's a man of course he is you went that's right we've went from Burt Reynolds to Timothy Shalem a”Cameron DiazScreenFirst:Jul 2019Last:Aug 2019“Garden so it would be real fun it'll be real fun if we could see Cameron Diaz go and eat there make us feel a lot better about having our”Carson DalyScreenFirst:May 2019Last:Dec 2019“Maybe it's because you want to be Carson Daly and you're not you're not gonna be you don't have his hairline right you know his family connection right”Catherine Zeta JonesScreenFirst:Jan 2021Last:Sep 2025“Like penelope cruz or catherine zeta jones or one of them catherine zeta jones spanish uh let me see well whatever it doesn't matter let's”Channing TatumScreenFirst:May 2017Last:May 2020“Don't know what it is. I bet you if we aim higher, we go for like a Chan and Tatum, we might get one of those guys. Who the fuck, what”Charles GrodinScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Jul 2018“You have not seen it also mixed nuts Fun movie Adam Sandler Charles Grodin Mmm fucking mixed nuts about a suicide hotline on Christmas.”Charlie SheenScreenFirst:Dec 2017Last:Aug 2021“Come back. It's that great Patrice O'Neill take on the whole Charlie Sheen thing where he said it at the roast he's like he's like Emilio”Charlize TheronScreenFirst:Jan 2020Last:Jun 2022“Going to be hot people. It needs to be gross. Yeah, it'll be Charlize Theron. No, it needs to be gross people with a sexy in it where you”Charlton HestonScreenFirst:Sep 2017Last:Apr 2021“Showing some stats Yeah, and then like they just like ambush Charlton Heston and right and just like it's like an episode of Jackass Yeah,”Cheryl HinesScreenFirst:Jun 2021Last:Nov 2025“Gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show special episode today RFK Cheryl Hines thank you guys for both coming uh I appreciate appreciate it”Christian BaleScreenFirst:May 2018Last:Apr 2019“My point even the guys who made the short like the guy who Christian Bale's character yeah like there was like they weren't even arguing”Christopher GuestScreenFirst:Mar 2021Last:Oct 2024“There's any problem instead i'm under eating yeah it's like a christopher guest like sketch almost yeah yeah so i'm just saying that's my”Cole SprouseScreenFirst:Mar 2020Last:Apr 2023“Up by a child actor imagine getting beat six by a Sprouse by Cole Sprouse when they were young by the way Mario Batali that could be”Colin FarrellScreenFirst:Jan 2020Last:Jan 2023“Really good it's the crew from In Bruges it's amazing it's like Colin Farrell Brenda Gleason Martin McDonough direct it's really good and”ConorScreenFirst:Jun 2024Last:Nov 2024“Oh Conor looks like sort of a sexy henchman rat the sort of tall and lumbering rat employed to maintain the personal safety of the Rat King”Corey FeldmanScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Jun 2020“You're 80s everybody fucked up Corey Feldman everybody just passed the whole thing is like people would be like He was such a good actor to who Corey Feldman like it's fine.”Corey HaimScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Dec 2017“Don't think he fucked Culkin. No, but. Corey Hames says he was the only one who didn't fuck him. You definitely don't need a fucking roller”Courteney CoxScreenFirst:Jun 2022“You were out there struggling, you'll be able to listen to Courteney Cox talk about fun things that happened on the set of Friends,”Cynthia NixonScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Jun 2019“Mark Lamont Hill and Roger stone we're gonna have an Coulter Cynthia Nixon Michelle Malkin uh I forget who she's paired up with but it's”Dan HarmonScreenFirst:Jul 2018Last:Aug 2018“People's going after James Gunn who he got fired They go in after Dan Harmon who apparently made some Dexter parody back in 2009 It was supposed”Dan SchneiderScreenFirst:Jan 2020Last:Mar 2024“And Dan listen Dan has had some problems but he has he's basically addressed all of those he liked getting massages he was overweight he had a lot of joint pain lot joint issues and he has a therapist now”Daniel Day-LewisScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Aug 2021“Are you asking me if i think that later on in my life i will have a career similar to one of the greatest actors that's ever lived daniel day-lewis”Danny AielloScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Apr 2023“Millions of dollars. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but nobody wants Danny Aiello, you know? But what would it... I'm trying to think, what would”Danny DeVitoScreenFirst:Oct 2016Last:Mar 2018“Well, I can probably scam you ever seen Renaissance man with Danny DeVito if he could be in a classroom Why not you I should teach some”Danny McBrideScreenFirst:Dec 2020“Right then they go like this they go and there's a guy at danny mcbride's company not danny mcbride there's a guy danny price company”Darren AronofskyScreenFirst:Aug 2024“So the Darren aronowski the guy who did Black Swan and requium for a dream they produced this very weird uh like climate uh you know like kind of I don't know it feels like it's a little bit of ECOT terrorist perspective”David BeilinsonScreenFirst:Sep 2016“Us concerned citizens. Well, I want to thank you for coming in, David. I want to thank Noreen Gosh for calling in and really, you know,”David ChaseScreenFirst:Nov 2016Last:Oct 2021“Different this is than most of what we've come to expect from Dick David Chase and The Sopranos. Do you have it? Did you get it? Um I'm refreshing.”David LynchScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Jun 2019“Do you become David Lynch I don't know maybe you're just interested in filmmaking and instead of buying a book you go to a master class”Delta BurkeScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Feb 2019“My brother lives in Studio City and he lives next door to Gerald McRanny and Delta Burke and down the street is Oral Hershiser and John Cryer and Ed Begley Jr.”Denzel WashingtonScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Jan 2025“About this remember that movie John Q where the guy you know Denzel Washington's like you denied my son in operation and he takes everybody”Dick WolfScreenFirst:Jun 2020Last:Dec 2023Drew BarrymoreScreenFirst:May 2020Last:Sep 2023“Have which straight faces have to say this is a show about drew barrymore eating clams from Serbia and turning into a zombie and eating”Duggar familyScreenFirst:Feb 2019Last:Sep 2022“I forget which family we profile turned out to be the uh rapists the duggars the duggars uh incestual yeah right in sexual rapists that we watched for many years”Dylan FarrowScreenFirst:Feb 2021Last:Mar 2021“That flight it wasn't bad wasn't bad you're sitting next to dylan farrow run in her mouth god the last thing you want to do is sit next”Ed Begley Jr.ScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Feb 2019“Burke. And down the street is Oral Hershiser and John Cryer and Ed Begley Jr. And it's the same thing in Washington. We all have to live”Edie FalcoScreenFirst:Nov 2017Last:Oct 2022“You can do if you pay 700 bucks? You can go to Karaoke with Edie Falco on a boat. I would throw something at you and be like, I'm a”Eli RothScreenFirst:Jan 2021Last:Jan 2025“Design I don't even think they watched the movie they were like Eli Roth torture porn blah blah blah it's like I was like they completely”Ellen DeGeneresScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Jul 2026“We will have a uh a hotline number later for you if you have been sexually assaulted at the ellen degeneres program which uh everyone that has ever worked there has apparently been goosed in the dressing room”Elliot PageScreenFirst:Dec 2020Last:Sep 2026“And it's just shootings and riots and fights, debates about Elliot Page and they just start saying to themselves, you know, I just don't”Elliott PageScreenFirst:Jan 2021Last:Oct 2022“Know narrate a documentary about nelson mandela uh you know elliott page will remind you that the uh you don't need food anymore the”Errol MorrisScreenFirst:Feb 2017Last:Apr 2018“Potato bread feels soft like a cloud. It feels like my dreams. Errol Morris presents. would come down on trailers and there's a guy Danny”Finn WolfhardScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Mar 2024“I am dating Finn Wolford from stranger things and a lot of people I've been are upset about that, but I do like Finn. I know we go against this a lot but in this case, I'm happy for him listen”Fran DrescherScreenFirst:Jul 2023Last:Nov 2023“We have seen Fran Drescher, all of these people, people that we didn't even know existed still, actors from the 90s, people from the early 2000s, out of work, stumbling out of some hellhole in the valley they live in”Gal GadotScreenFirst:Nov 2023Last:Mar 2025“The Weinstein Brothers present Israel it had to be done starring gal gadoo Kevin spacy and jizan Max and in her and introducing jizan”Gary OldmanScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Mar 2018“Scrub. I'm just going to scrub a little more day by day. Was it Gary Oldman and Hannibal after he was eaten? Every time you call Ray on”George ClooneyScreenFirst:Oct 2016Last:Dec 2024“Booze alcohol George Clooney is selling you tequila so you can drink and get drunk and it it makes it a little easier that you're not him”George LucasScreenFirst:Jul 2018Last:Jan 2020“Done that to me I was just a girl and supposedly George and George Lucas and Steven Spielberg were arguing about like what would have”Gina GershonScreenFirst:Nov 2023“The movie Thanksgiving with Eli Roth on Addison Ray Rick Hoffman Gina gershan Patrick Dempsey Milo Manheim Tomaso sinelli Tim Dylan and others”Glenn CloseScreenFirst:Apr 2017Last:May 2019“Walking yeah I remember going to see jagged edge which was uh Glenn Close in that and it was about I don't know maybe it was about a murder”Goldie HawnScreenFirst:Aug 2019Last:Sep 2022“It was a great Woody Allen movie called everybody says I love you and it's a musical and Goldie Hawn plays this you know Upper East Side Park Avenue liberal”Gwyneth PaltrowScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Aug 2024“They're making her pay Gwyneth Paltrow's attorneys by the way what is who Gwyneth Paltrow daughter of man suing Gwyneth Paltrow over Street ski crash”Harrison FordScreenFirst:Dec 2017Last:Mar 2021“Danger the i called it the executive vehicle it's the one that harrison ford drove a woman named gloria at suzuki 112 and patchogue sold”Harvey KeitelScreenFirst:Sep 2018Last:Dec 2019“The film bad lieutenant is I imagine loosely based on your career, right? No, I was not a fucking junkie like Harvey Keitel it was a fucking junkie.”Heath LedgerScreenFirst:Aug 2018Last:Aug 2019“Know who else was - the Olsen twins they killed Heath Pledger I forgot which one did that but one of them dead I'm over it but this”Heidi KlumScreenFirst:Aug 2019Last:May 2022“Project run my mother loved the show in the mid-2000s interesting Heidi Klum was great I loved that show Tim Gunn was phenomenal yeah that”Hilaria BaldwinScreenFirst:Jan 2021“If i saw hilaria baldwin with a bunch of coyotes in a van heading back to the border going it didn't work i would say this is a bit much but she's not doing that”J.B. SmooveScreenFirst:Jun 2021“Of the funniest people on that show uh without question Bob JB Smoove amazing and Susie esman is just I mean everything she does and”Jack NicholsonScreenFirst:May 2018Last:Nov 2022“Speaks like he thinks he's half Mexican but he just looks like Jack Nicholson but he thinks like it comes like it comes across the people”Jackie GleasonScreenFirst:Jun 2018Last:Sep 2022“Before that, fat white men used to dance in this country. Like Jackie Gleason. THAT'S WHY TRUMP GOT ELECTED. FAT WHITE MEN WHO WERE LIGHT”Jake GyllenhaalScreenFirst:Dec 2022“Adventurer Jaeger clay Dennis Quaid who drags his son Searcher Jake Gyllenhaal along with uh his ex Along on his Expeditions Jaegers celebrated”James CameronScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Dec 2024“The exposure down a little bit? Let me tell you right now, James Cameron's technology and avatar wouldn't make you look good. All right.”James CordenScreenFirst:Nov 2017Last:Mar 2020“People that you see and go Okay, I don't care if you write for James Corden's new rap show Drop them. I don't care real thing. Yes, they're”James GunnScreenFirst:Jul 2018Last:Jan 2022“It's a very odd feeling Big week for Disney fans or whoever. James Gunn, director of Guardians of the Galaxy, has been fired for tweeting”James Van Der BeekScreenFirst:Aug 2021“Shows uh i don't know they don't he is on stuff but james james van der beek is here from dawson's creek james van der beek has said”Jamie FoxxScreenFirst:Aug 2017Last:Jun 2019“There's a show, I forget, Jamie Foxx hosts, is there a show that Jamie Foxx hosts now? Like a game show. What's it called? What's that show”Jason BatemanScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Jun 2022“While you're doing that, you can listen to Jennifer Aniston or Jason Bateman. So, at least you'll still have entertainment during this period”Jason SudeikisScreenFirst:Sep 2024“Three people they they've heard of. It's like Kevin Hart, Jason Sudeikis, no one like literally no one knows who anyone is anymore.”Jenna OrtegaScreenFirst:Jan 2023Last:Dec 2023“You're interested in like, why is it the biggest show? The girl, Jenna Ortega is insanely good at it. Nice. The Trump years were bad for”Jennifer AnistonScreenFirst:Jun 2022Last:May 2025“Jennifer Anderson's gate? That's all we're all doing here. That's all we've got left is to drive through Jennifer, a woman who is not even seen in public.”Jennifer GarnerScreenFirst:Jul 2024“Something's if your parents are Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner I don't know what you should be doing life but it's not this”Jeremy Allen WhiteScreenFirst:Jun 2024“Rattlesnakes weight coiled rodent slurk along the water's edge like Jeremy Allen White NOW yet this drainage Network that reaches from sead Warz”Jerry SpringerScreenFirst:Dec 2021Last:Jul 2024“Lake and Phil Donahue and this fun 90s trash TV and Mory and Jerry Springer and they would they would bring kids like this on quite frequently”Jessica AlbaScreenFirst:Sep 2019Last:May 2024“Have a much better life being who they are but let's stop this jessica alba is showing us a home in los angeles she's got 31 million views”Jessica ChastainScreenFirst:Apr 2018Last:Oct 2023“Blanchett yeah and Hassan Minaj signed a letter you don't think Jessica Chastain signature is going to move I don't think it cares galado”Jill SolowayScreenFirst:Feb 2019“Remember when he's telling me Jesus, but so I think when I see a Jill Soloway when she got the Emmy She on stage, you know dress like fucking”Jim CarreyScreenFirst:Aug 2018Last:Nov 2020“We are heading towards a great era potentially of people like jim carrey people like eddie murphy people that are not focused on the”Jimmy FallonScreenFirst:Nov 2016Last:Dec 2025“Jimmy Fallon and James Corden they love to do their shows from maybe their homes and they have massive estate so they can you know that Jimmy found could still do the Muppets and his estate cuz he can't leave”Jimmy KimmelScreenFirst:Dec 2017Last:Oct 2025“Don't and then everybody moves on and then they go what about Jimmy Kimmel 100%. My question though is the climate in which because there's”Joaquin PhoenixScreenFirst:Feb 2020Last:Oct 2024“Happy? Did you watch the Academy Awards? Wasn't that fun? See Joaquin Phoenix go up there and talk about milk. Man, Hollywood's dead, huh?”Jodie FosterScreenFirst:Aug 2017Last:Dec 2018“Whole thing we think right fucking crazy dude. He wanted a Jodie Foster, right? Yeah, but yeah Who didn't like taxi driver? I can't”Joe PesciScreenFirst:Nov 2016Last:Dec 2019“Changed and restructured that because everybody, you know, as Joe Pesci Casino, you know, was like, this is if my crew gets cute, you”Joey FatoneScreenFirst:Apr 2017Last:Sep 2023“Come left to Chuck Johnny the musical. He's being replaced by Joey Fatone. So we do it wrong. The chat room is what is the chat room saying.”John C. ReillyScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Oct 2022“York Times, he's a character, I've always said this, that John C. Reilly plays in a movie. That's a character that John C. You know”John CryerScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Feb 2019“McRanny and Delta Burke. And down the street is Oral Hershiser and John Cryer and Ed Begley Jr. And it's the same thing in Washington.”John GoodmanScreenFirst:Jul 2018Last:Aug 2026“Phone, give it back to her. Later, take her fucking phone. John Goodman should have taken her phone and eaten it. Yeah. In front of”John RitterScreenFirst:Apr 2018Last:Aug 2019“Yeah. Classic. Racy. Classic. He was he was a comic genius. Absolutely. I think it was amazing. He was great. You know, where is he now?”John TravoltaScreenFirst:Feb 2019Last:Sep 2023“I know for a fact when John Travolta first started to become famous or he was just having sex with women and then he had sex with all the women and then it started to be like only guys are gonna excite me”John WayneScreenFirst:Jul 2018Last:Oct 2022“You know that John Wayne type, you know the gristled old Probably racist guy kind of racist at least maybe he's a you know, what's that movie? He made with the with the Gran Torino”Johnny DeppScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Apr 2025“First. And so much credit, by the way, is very much due to Johnny Depp for that. Yeah. That was a moment, I think, because people really”Jonah HillScreenFirst:Jan 2017Last:Aug 2023“Surfing Community Jonah Hill used those words Surf and Community they were disgusting that and they're disgusting now those two words to me are vile”Jonathan LarsonScreenFirst:Sep 2016Last:May 2020“Have just gay icons on the wall Harvey Milk RuPaul gay icons Jonathan Larson who wrote rent oh no he's an icon an op it's a great show”Jonathan Taylor ThomasScreenFirst:Jun 2017Last:Sep 2018“Sesame Street doing polka with Snuffleupagus while fucking Jonathan Taylor Thomas was you know inking the deal for his fifth movie.”Jonathan TuckerScreenFirst:Jun 2024“Another kid then that's when we see another neighbor actor Jonathan Tucker take charge storming Barefoot into the home Holdings he tells”Julia RobertsScreenFirst:Jan 2020Last:Nov 2024“Like we're gonna give it to the biggest star in the country Julia Roberts I don't care who it's about what did you see and I'm not a”Justin BaldoniScreenFirst:Apr 2025Last:May 2025“Everything, which is hilarious. By the way, there's more to know about the Blake Lively Justin Baldon thing. There's always more to know.”Kate BlanchettScreenFirst:Oct 2023Last:May 2024“Patreon and and we are pro Prime we are pro Boeing we are pro Kate Blanchet realizing that $95 million is nothing we are pro all of these”Kathie Lee GiffordScreenFirst:Dec 2023Last:Oct 2026“That t like Kathy Lee I liked when she was with regious cuz she was a drunk her husband was cheating on her just hated her just would scowl at her”Kathy NajimyScreenFirst:May 2020Last:Nov 2020Kelly RipaScreenFirst:Aug 2016Last:Oct 2026“Wrong? I don't think so. months coming back and I'm talking about Kelly Ripa dropping it talking about Michael Strahan and you're going damn”Ken JeongScreenFirst:Jun 2020Last:Jun 2022“Can't Asians do blackface what are the rules Ken Jong's like four feet tall well they do in China right I think they do I'm doing a blackface tour in China later this year”Kevin CostnerScreenFirst:Sep 2018Last:Aug 2025“Doing?" You're like hanging off a cliff. You go, "No, I'm getting raped by Kevin Cosner." It's a very interesting, "I'm a stunt actor.”Kevin DillonScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Nov 2017“And everything, and then she's like, I'm like, yeah, my uncle Kevin Dillon, you know, and then she goes, oh yeah, she goes, that doesn't”Kevin FarleyScreenFirst:Jun 2018Last:Aug 2018“You're going to teach an improv class. The guy I'm dating, you teach improv class. So me and Kevin Farley taught an improv class to rich people in Manhattan.”Kevin SpaceyScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Sep 2025“It's just like You know it's good all this stuff's coming out. It's a different world now Kevin Spacey's probably like man I'm glad I came up at the time that I came up in yeah”Kristen BellScreenFirst:Aug 2020Last:Jul 2021“Ellen goes come on in i'll work in between the dance and the kristen bell sloth and you could tell us why we gotta bomb syria hill come”Kyle MooneyScreenFirst:Mar 2019Last:Nov 2021“If I had probably started making videos in high school when like fucking Andy Samberg's whole crew and like Kyle Mooney. People were like getting views on YouTube with pretty quality comedy.”Lakeith StanfieldScreenFirst:Dec 2020Last:May 2021“This is complicated my agent calls me he's like lakeith stanfeld sees you're a pedophile dog and he thinks it's great now he doesn't want”Laura DernScreenFirst:May 2020Last:Jun 2021“She has a problem but I'd like to see Dern fat I'd like to see Laura Dern good example I'd like to see Laura turn get so fat that people”Leah ReminiScreenFirst:Apr 2020Last:Nov 2020“To know more about them not just a rat documentary like rat Leah Remini everybody hates Scientology now that they're millionaires but”Lena DunhamScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Aug 2024“That we are discussing because I am a feminist. I'm basically Lena Dunham and if you, I have a mind that's late. But you're really not.”Leonardo DiCaprioScreenFirst:Sep 2018Last:Mar 2024“You date it all would it make everyone feel better to see Leonardo DiCaprio with the twice divorced vice president from New York City”Liev SchreiberScreenFirst:Mar 2017“What's his? Nobody knows, right? Okay. It's. But the thing with Liev Schreiber is you're like, is he even acting or is that he just.”Lily TomlinScreenFirst:Jan 2020Last:Nov 2022“Time she doesn't want any of that she has no interest in that Lily Tomlin officiated her wedding on Twitter and you're like I listen I”Lloyd BridgesScreenFirst:May 2019Last:Dec 2025“Yeah. Yeah. Sunny Bono died. They do the inmemoriam. Lloyd Bridg is Harry Carry. Yeah. I mean All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you know”Lorne MichaelsScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:May 2021“Screaming and energetic out of nervousness. Right. Because like, Lorne Michaels was there and And he walked, I saw him walk in, it was just”Margot RobbieScreenFirst:Feb 2020Last:Dec 2023“Could do Like that was as serious as he could do it and he had Margot Robbie in a tub Explaining like credit default swaps like it wasn't”Mario LopezScreenFirst:Feb 2019Last:Dec 2023“Mario Lopez all of that stuff all of these people who like Mario Lopez Mario Lopez isn't a thing people like though no it's not that”Mark BurnettScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Nov 2021“Mark Burnett I met Mark Burnett once. Yeah, I met Mark Burnett once. I was hanging out with with Mike Brillstein and we were in Vegas”Mark RuffaloScreenFirst:Sep 2023Last:Nov 2023“I was for the writers I I was really I wanted to get out there with Mark Ruffalo I wanted to protest I wanted to hold my sign Mark Ruffalo I wanted to get out there”Mark WahlbergScreenFirst:Aug 2016Last:Dec 2023“Then those same people will be starring in a movie right with mark wahlberg called diving gun guy right so it's like it's just the movies”Marlon BrandoScreenFirst:Sep 2017Last:Jul 2018“Just carrying you around you have like white paint on like Marlon Brando And they're like he isn't the God now. He is the Christ. I'm”Martin LawrenceScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Nov 2024“Remember the great show Martin with Martin Lawrence he had some issues with Tisha Campbell but you know it doesn't matter he had a great show and he used to throw everyone out of his house”Martin ScorseseScreenFirst:Feb 2017Last:Jul 2025“Gaffer. She's the Terrence Malick of TikTok. Yeah, she's the Martin Scorsese, it's amazing. She's like, when you think about it, it's great.”Martin SheenScreenFirst:Jul 2018Last:Aug 2021“To the doors why do you need to need to know what happens to Martin Sheen when he gets back to America? No, he beats his wife and he”Matt DamonScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Jan 2023“I would have done like you know what Matt Damon did talented mr. Ripley I would have just stealing someone's identity murdered them and tried to become them”Matthew McConaugheyScreenFirst:Jun 2021Last:Nov 2024“I moved to Austin because I can be around simple people, like Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey. They're because they're simple. They're farmers.”Matthew PerryScreenFirst:Dec 2023Last:Aug 2024“The article huh I sought help from a ketamine Clinic like Matthew Perry things went wrong what happened was the scariest experience”Mel GibsonScreenFirst:Jan 2025Last:Oct 2025“The most controversial figure in Hollywood, especially when Mel Gibson still exists. Funny. Funny. And yet somehow, in a career yet”Meryl StreepScreenFirst:Jan 2017Last:Mar 2026“Conversations. We were discussing, you know, what would happen if Meryl Streep and Larry Flint of hustler, we'd get married. But it's the”Mia FarrowScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Jan 2022“And then there's the Mia Farrow stuff with like, yeah, and like those accusations, which aren't as like proven, but you know, this day and age, it's a good point.”Michael CaineScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Aug 2019“Sometimes I'll friend you back and I know that there's a movie called Noises Off with Michael Kaine, John Ritter, Christopher Walkin, Marylu”Michael RapaportScreenFirst:Jun 2021Last:Nov 2021“Fighting and you watch that video of him michael rappaport was suing him and over that shirt he made and then the warrior was giving him”Michael RappaportScreenFirst:Aug 2017Last:Apr 2021“What michael rappaport does is just make an appearance yeah i'll just stand up there and just talk to the crowd and say so what did you do today”Michael RichardsScreenFirst:Apr 2018Last:Sep 2019“That are offensive. You're throwing it. That is next. You're Michael Richards. You know, you're waving a weapon around on stage. No, but”Michelle ReinerScreenFirst:Dec 2025“Incredibly naive. I feel terrible for what happened to Rob and Michelle Reiner, but as a good friend of mine recently said, Ray Comp, he”Miles TellerScreenFirst:Mar 2018Last:Jan 2025“Melissa Rivers sad loved her mother Candy Spelling lunatic Miles Teller sad great actor Milo vilia great actor Diane Warren sad James”Mindy KalingScreenFirst:Jan 2023Last:Mar 2025“Room of uh he goes let's wait and see if Mandy Kaling drops uh Mindy Kaling but here's what OIC should do if it does anything if you walk”Nick CannonScreenFirst:Sep 2024Last:May 2026“Kidding the only ones who have children is all by Nick Cannon Nick Cannon has impregnated like three of the women on the show so these”Nicolas CageScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Aug 2022“Board huh doesn't matter how big and powerful we are we're just Nicolas Cage is gonna be in the new Tiger king movie snooze dude the real”Nicole KidmanScreenFirst:Feb 2025“Unfortunate it's not as bad as this La home of Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman was burglarized on Valentine's Day how low can these people”Noah SchnappScreenFirst:Aug 2023Last:Oct 2023“The Stranger Things guy who I respect the Noah schnap which is nice that he came out I think he said he came out cuz his character was gay”Oliver StoneScreenFirst:Aug 2016Last:Jan 2022“Now is it because there seems to be like stone for instance Oliver Stone. I feel like you know a lot of what his directions are good but then he goes to this point where like Kennedy was this almost savior figure.”Olivia MunnScreenFirst:Sep 2020Last:May 2021“Influencers over her house and i you know some of them are nice olivia munn whatever and you got amanda cerny i don't know who she is and”Orson WellesScreenFirst:Oct 2016“Favorite things you've ever said. It's a movie, Joseph Codden, Orson Welles. Ray told me about this first. We were in a Taco Bell parking”Patrick DempseyScreenFirst:Nov 2023“To hang out with Bill Clinton. Who knows? Who cares? Also, Patrick Dempsey, who just voted sexiest guy alive. What a cast! It's a Thanksgiving”Paul DanoScreenFirst:Oct 2019Last:Nov 2021“These kids would be a pedophile right that is paul daniel by the way i know i didn't realize but i'm just imagining a a spring years”Paul Franklin DanoScreenFirst:Nov 2016Last:Dec 2022“Hell but it's great you see how corrupt the kids father is Paul Franklin Dano yeah yeah I have no fret we had a vine star I just did Bobby”Paul Thomas AndersonScreenFirst:Oct 2021Last:Dec 2021“They're a child, I don't know. Yeah, so this is what I think Paul Thomas Anderson's thing is he's trying to make it hunky dory in the movie”Peter DinklageScreenFirst:Jul 2023Last:Mar 2025“Sun other than that role on Game of Thrones that he killed, Peter Dinklage. But now seven people get to have a potential shot. And what”Phil HartmanScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Jan 2022“Blowing your brains out or having your wife Blow your brains out Phil Hartman. Well, well pick people who don't have egos. Yeah, you want”Philip Seymour HoffmanScreenFirst:Oct 2021Last:Nov 2022“Mean, it's like what is it again? So he's 15. So Philip Sumer Hoffman's son is 15 in it. And the lead singer of Haim is 25 in the movie.”Priyanka Chopra JonasScreenFirst:Jun 2021Last:Sep 2021“Disowned it because uh who's this usher uh julian hugh and priyanka chopra jonas who's that joe jonas's wife or one of the fred joe who”Quentin TarantinoScreenFirst:Jul 2016Last:Nov 2023“Director and I love it. And we're screening it, I think Quentin Tarantino was doing a screening at the theater. And so this is what”Rachel ZeglerScreenFirst:Mar 2025“The Disney's in big trouble here and again because you have Rachel zegler who's in Hamas and gadoo who's in the IDF they're they're stars”Raven SymoneScreenFirst:May 2020“Show where Raven Symone talked about coronavirus from a mansion with like Rob Lowe”Reese WitherspoonScreenFirst:Aug 2020Last:Apr 2021“Like reese witherspoon's gonna have to kind of go along with the chant like she might be sitting there completely like wow but she is gonna have to be a little bit like”Regis PhilbinScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Oct 2026“Never understood why like that t like Kathy Lee I liked when she was with regious cuz she was a drunk her husband was cheating on her”Richard GereScreenFirst:Apr 2021Last:Nov 2024“Think like i need to start just doing this and just tell people richard gere is my brother yeah she was practicing on you because if this”Rick HoffmanScreenFirst:Nov 2023“The movie Thanksgiving with Eli Roth on Addison Ray Rick Hoffman Gina gershan Patrick Dempsey Milo Manheim Tomaso sinelli Tim Dylan and others”Ricky LakeScreenFirst:Jul 2024Last:Jan 2025“Grew up like Jenny Jones and Ricky Lake and Phil Donahue and this fun 90s trash TV and Mory and Jerry”Rob LoweScreenFirst:May 2020Last:Mar 2021“At home going what is Meghan Trainor have to say hey where's Rob Lowe on ventilators hey hey where's master P on REM des aveer does”Rob ReinerScreenFirst:Dec 2025“It's like such a bad you know at the party we found out that Rob Reiner was killed by his son a tragic event. We've all wanted to kill”Robert De NiroScreenFirst:Oct 2019Last:Jun 2024“We were in noou the other day Taylor Swift was there DiCaprio was there Travis Cy Robert DeNiro who I know you know they were all there and they were all just you know”Robert PattinsonScreenFirst:Apr 2022Last:Jan 2023“Good for him yeah how great is it that if if this is true robert pattinson's ticket is going to be refunded that's kind of funny hilarious”Robin WilliamsScreenFirst:Jul 2020Last:Oct 2022“I saw robin williams on stage robin williams was so like not in control of his own talent like his talent was controlling him i'm like right that's called talent”Roman PolanskiScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Nov 2017“Every horror movie I watched, I watched his fucking, I mean it was this Roman Polanski directed one called The Ninth Gate about some book written by the devil and Johnny Depp”Ryan GoslingScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Dec 2017“About this new kind of fame because it's like you're not Ryan Gossel, you're not a movie star. And it's weird because the way the world”Ryan MurphyScreenFirst:Oct 2024“Kim Kardashian. The Menendez brothers, which by the way, the Ryan Murphy stuff, I get it, but I don't know. Now, I'm just going to light”Ryan PhillippeScreenFirst:Nov 2020Last:Nov 2024“Cody co and candace owens to discuss the appetizers i want ryan phillippe to be there and to have a discussion with i don't know james”Ryan ReynoldsScreenFirst:Jul 2017Last:Apr 2025“$10 million apartment with Justin Timberlake upstairs and Ryan Reynolds down the hall and it's amazing and I had a friend of mine say,”Ryan SeacrestScreenFirst:Apr 2019Last:May 2020“Yeah, but I don't think they helped Yeah, I think and now Ryan Seacrest like helped what we ate that show really yeah, that's why he's”Sacha Baron CohenScreenFirst:Aug 2018Last:Dec 2020“They said Michael Cone went to speak to the president in Kazakhstan the military wouldn't have pointed guns in his head because they thought he's related to Sacha Baron Cohen”Sandra BullockScreenFirst:Jun 2021Last:Jun 2022“I moved to Austin because I can be around simple people, like Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey. They're because they're simple. They're farmers.”Sarah Jessica ParkerScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Nov 2020“Right, right. And it's like you're still living next to Sarah Jessica Parker in the West Village in the townhouse. It's worth $14 million.”Sarah SnookScreenFirst:Jan 2024Last:Jan 2026“Them before they became whoever you know like if shivoy if Sarah snook from succession and had a podcast for five years where she talked”Scarlett JohanssonScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Oct 2025“Like 80 Fucking but yeah, he was like it was him fucking Scarlett Johansson or whoever the fuck it was like it's there's a certain now”Sean PennScreenFirst:Jun 2018Last:Oct 2022“Gonna be like mind control but it's like every now and then like Sean Penn would have a slip or Kanye Kanye put it like interesting that”Sharon StoneScreenFirst:May 2020Last:Dec 2020“Yeah but uh look it's like calling me and going listen sir sharon stone is drinking heavily she's into q and on and thinks you're great”Sid HaigScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Feb 2021“Mortgage crisis just sitting there getting coked up watching sid haig i decided to blow money on that i go that's coming back and then”Spike LeeScreenFirst:Aug 2021“They're what they've done and what they're capable of to even like Spike Lee, a brilliant director, a smart guy, a guy who understands questions.”Stacey DashScreenFirst:Apr 2017Last:Mar 2018“Know. It's very well- I always loved Stacey Dash. It could be Stacey Dash. I don't know. Maybe Juan Williams. I don't know. On the surface”Stanley KubrickScreenFirst:Jan 2017Last:Jul 2025“Everyone's a loser. Nobody's done anything. I wrote a play. I love Stanley Kubrick. There's like three people you like everyone else you like”Steve MartinScreenFirst:Dec 2016Last:Jun 2019“That's kind of what it is, is like, let me pay $15 a month so Steve Martin can tell me how to be famous. Like, oh, I'm paying the monthly”Steven SpielbergScreenFirst:Dec 2017Last:Jul 2025“I mean I mean the greatest directors all fused together. Steven Spielberg uh you know uh uh uh Francis Ford Copel anybody right? Scorsese.”Susan SarandonScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Sep 2026“I mean the fact that like oh he was his people Do you really think that like Susan Sarandon and the Nero are helping the Democratic Party that much doesn't matter”Susie EssmanScreenFirst:Jun 2021Last:Apr 2022“Little bit more what about a jew broad long island accent like susie essman doesn't that make you want to just come doesn't that isn't”Sydney SweeneyScreenFirst:Aug 2023Last:Sep 2026“And then Sydney Sweeney comes in she goes all save the day and credits tits out that's right Sydney sweey just takes her big tits out and that's Beverly Hills copin it”Terry GilliamScreenFirst:Apr 2019Last:Sep 2019“Fun right anyone upset about anything now you're living in a Terry Gilliam film just enjoy that just Just enjoy the end and maybe it's”The RockScreenFirst:Nov 2016Last:Jul 2025“But when we say the most powerful people in the world, we're not talking about like the Rock. Do you know what I mean? Like, and maybe The Rock.”Tilly NorwoodScreenFirst:Oct 2025“We're having a good time. I'm I hope Tilly Norwood takes everyone's job. I hope the president is Tilly Norwood.”Tim RobbinsScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Nov 2020“Were really fun. I used to love, I loved Jacob's Ladder, the Tim Robbins. That was fun. There was a few that were actually good movies.”Timothée ChalametScreenFirst:Mar 2018Last:Oct 2024“What are you going to do? Timothée Chalamet uh What's going on over here in Japan or I think he's promoting the Wonka film. I just don't love this.”Tina FeyScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Sep 2023“Women out of a black car. I mean, he's like a mogul. Anyway, and Tina Fey was there. A lot of the cast members were there. I think Jimmy”Todd PhillipsScreenFirst:Oct 2024Last:Feb 2026“Todd Phillips sitting there, he goes, "Okay, so this this is what they want, apparently. That's this idiot. That's what they want."”Tom ArnoldScreenFirst:May 2021Last:Nov 2024“Teenagers again and it's all fun again we're all 17 years old so Tom Arnold is rising up up Army Hammer's mom as she learns about her son's”Tom ColicchioScreenFirst:Jan 2023Last:Apr 2023“Market started coming into New York City dining uh people like Tom colicchio uh started talking about Green markets and like all the restaurants”Tom CruiseScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Oct 2025“Mission Impossible. That's not what it is. It's Tom Cruz in real life. A secretly gay guy in a cult. That's what it really is. It's not It's”Tom HanksScreenFirst:Aug 2017Last:Jul 2025“He's close enough to tom hanks that's true right so even if he's not doing it he knows about it tom yeah that was a big one tom hanks was the big one right”Tom HollandScreenFirst:Jan 2020Last:Oct 2026“Can you play spider-man it's not a complex role but much more charming in chellamay yeah Tom Holland Tom Holland Tom Holland into more things”Tony SopranoScreenFirst:Jun 2019Last:Oct 2022“Saying that was right right I'm not saying that's not I'm saying Tony Soprano murdered people did you like them um me personally do you didn't”Tyler PerryScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Feb 2019“Look, my old show on Fusion, I've never forget this. We had Tyler Perry, one of the nicest guys I've ever met. I mean, because why would”Warren BeattyScreenFirst:Mar 2021Last:Jul 2024“I saw a play in New York recently and it was uh Warren Batty's granddaughter I believe was it granddaughter or daughter granddaughter who cares granddaughter was in the play and she was really good”Weinstein BrothersScreenFirst:Feb 2021Last:Apr 2024“Full disclosure it is being made it is being made by the Weinstein brothers and so there's going to be a little bit of a pause and the”Wes AndersonScreenFirst:Oct 2018Last:Oct 2021“Are either like what would the Allen type or like West Anderson, but some of the crazy show. I love all these people online that are like,”Wesley SnipesScreenFirst:May 2020Last:Jan 2021Will FerrellScreenFirst:Jun 2020Last:Oct 2022“Producing a show of mine and then he dissolved his company with Will Ferrell Gary Sanchez Anthony Bourdain's company was producing my travelogue”Will SassoScreenFirst:Apr 2018Last:Dec 2020“I mean, I love Will Sasso, But like what's less time he did a film? Long time ago. He's a funny guy. He does fine. He's like better than the main cast actually”Will SmithScreenFirst:Apr 2020Last:Dec 2024“Wexner who's former like Special Forces military guy who's now Will Smith's bodyguard um he basically came over and was like you know”Willem DafoeScreenFirst:Mar 2018Last:Jan 2025“Easily the best movie of the year, snubbed entirely except Willem Dafoe.”Woody AllenScreenFirst:Oct 2017Last:Jun 2024“Directed by woody allen there we go there it is there it is everyone's happy everyone's happy we all move on great art will save us what if woody made a really good movie about him being in love with a seven-year-old”Zac EfronScreenFirst:May 2019Last:Dec 2024“TRUST. SOME OF US ATE chalupas a lot. Why can't you hire us, you Zac Efron ramalamadingdong? WHY NOT? SO WHAT, WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO work”ZendayaScreenFirst:Oct 2022Last:Nov 2025“And then they'll bring Zendaya in, and they'll go, "Now, what's going on with you?" And Zendaya will go, "I don't want to be on I don't want to be on set with her. She's a Nazi."”Zoe SanaScreenFirst:Aug 2024Last:Feb 2025“Brain goes, "Uh, it's a stroke. We get it. I want you to find Zoe Sana's jam that was delivered to her. And if you if you don't have”
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